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Tan____Kinky
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Straight Male, 67
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Tan____Kinky
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Quote by winchwench
me thinks winchy was googling :giggle:

Winchy went & did the school run mid quiz flipa
Factor that in, and it was a pretty good time
:smug:
Ok i beleive you :smug:
thousands would'nt! :giggle:
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Its also very worthwhile keeping the chat logs for msn to for exactly the same reason
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Quote by Peanut
Ewww i feel sick now evil boney and peanut you are to blame confused

Now vomitus I can deal with xx
I can to, luckily :twisted:
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Ewww i feel sick now evil boney and peanut you are to blame confused
Miss boney i have the perfect revenge!
:twisted:

flipa
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big nose, clit tickler
big ears, need big ear muffs of thigh shape
:lol2: its all sex stuff
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We need more bums! or atleast pictures of them :twisted: keep em coming peeps
Will be putting them all up for voting on saturday!
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Quote by venus68
I have had laser treatment on my eyes and went from short sighted to perfect vision and have had for 7 years now. I am glad I had it done.

Its something i have considered because glasses really do my head in at times and seeing my nan recently for the first time without glasses in as long as ive been alive really. it does make you think but im so shitty scared, wont even put contact lenses in, My step dad had skin grafts on his eyes and retina? (the top layers of the eye) transplants when i was young and its put a fear in me ever since
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Wishes some people had a talent to shut up :lol2:
I can lay wooden floors! and well :giggle:
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Quote by winchwench
What are you now? A Pirate from Yorkshire? You taking the piss? rotflmao

:shock:
arrrr'
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Quote by winchwench
Ye all be mad!
rotflmao

Sorry winch but this be funny and t' translater be good t'
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Oh and me pirate name is apparently "Crew-Killer Carson" :shock:
don'cha just love google
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shouldnt the op have looked like this
I ben considerin' what get Winchwench. I be havin' settled on a Psittaciforme. Now they can be expensive, an' I think I may need t' save up. Treasure be nay th' reason fer th' post. I need advice, which Psittaciforme would ye give Winchwench.
I be lookin' at an African Blue. Please advise!
Fer them nay in th' know Psittaciformes be parrots an' th' like.
All in fun Winchwench.
Ya scurvy cur!

:lol2:
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Quote by Peanut
Can give facials to redface better having someone else do em than on yourself i find lol and dek gets sick of being my facial dummy

I'm surprised he doesn't give you facials himself ;)
Not allowed, i got a better place for it wink
The fertility clinic must be very grateful :P
Not really. Firing blanks comes to mind :lol2:
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Quote by Peanut
Can give facials to redface better having someone else do em than on yourself i find lol and dek gets sick of being my facial dummy

I'm surprised he doesn't give you facials himself ;)
Not allowed, i got a better place for it wink
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