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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Nope Nope Nope, what mine is mine and err whats his is mine to :giggle:
Actually dek knows my ebay password but not paypal (from before he had his own account) i know his ebay and paypal (he doesnt know his own paypal password)
I know deks sh password, he doesnt know mine
I know deks bank and credit card and pin numbers, He doesnt know mine,
I know his email passwords but he doesnt know mine
He knows the pc password
get the picture? actually its not as vain as it seems he doesnt know because he doesnt remember, he did know once :giggle:
I bought all my own clothes from the age of 11 with my own money that i made from paper rounds and baby sitting, doing peoples ironing. I used to get picked on for not having this designer or that one but i didnt care i knew that i could rest easy knowing exactly where mine came from.
As far as my son is concerned i pay for them but he picks about half of them not sure what age that will change
Quote by Koogar
Am suprised how many dont watch them.
Is there anything else to watch on tv then? lol

Nope dek always has the remote in this house and watches
Fishing confused
so i am not the only one to suffer the curse of matt hayes and the like?? :shock:
And John Wilson has a lot to answer for :fuckinghell:
Quote by kentswingers777
Am suprised how many dont watch them.
Is there anything else to watch on tv then? lol

Nope dek always has the remote in this house and watches
Fishing confused
Quote by Sarah
Remember to take your door keys with you, before you leave the house and close the self locking door!!

Damn kids have my life with self locking door screaming at them "the back door is friggin open" sometimes brings funny looks :doh: specially when its not actually said kids at the door :fuckinghell: :doh: Oh hello mr housing inspector confused
Quote by Ukwineman
Every 6 months turn your main water stopcock off and on again, then when you do need to turn it off it's not stuck solid.
of course this only works if you have bothered to find out where it is in the first place rotflmao

I know where mine is :smug: its in the pantry :smug:
it just so happens said pantry got demolished a year ago redface loon i guess its moved somewhere then confused
Tip of the day! A drop of bleach in the bucket when washing white or cream rugs brings em up nice and clean.
Quote by earthchild
I have the same problem heading my way tomorrow :cry:
Silly wassit name nedl have informed me my electricity will be off from 9 am until 5 pm :shock:
That means -
No tv
No pc
No interwebby :shock:
No heating
No music
No kettle
No house fone
Gosh what ever will i do with myself
least my toys are battery ran
lol

i'll lend you my key biggrin
Sounds like a plan to me lol
Neighbours and Eastenders
Corrie if there is bog all else on and dek has nicked my pc smackbottom
I have the same problem heading my way tomorrow :cry:
Silly wassit name nedl have informed me my electricity will be off from 9 am until 5 pm :shock:
That means -
No tv
No pc
No interwebby :shock:
No heating
No music
No kettle
No house fone
Gosh what ever will i do with myself
least my toys are battery ran
lol
Nearly 6 years thats 5 years 8 months and 14 days to long :giggle:
Mam and step dad have been together 17 years married for 2
I cry at -
- The green mile
- Beaches
- My girl
- Blow dry
- Titanic
- Mighty joe young :cry: omg how sad was that film
- Eight Below
- City of angels
- An awfully big adventure (the end bit)
- Truely Madly Deeply
- Love Actually
Actually i cry at almost every film i watch
Ive never been on a motorbike (soon to be changed :scared: le grand tour of france, spain, andorra, Italy, and switzerland next summer by ducati :scaredsmile
Ive never jumped out of a plane or jumped of the top of a building loon nor do i want to
Ive never watched star wars
I know fluck all about celebs so did well to get
3/10 :giggle:
im still not bottom so flipa
My mum was at work and it was my sisters birthday party confused Spent rather a long time in the bathroom trying to work out what to do when step dad walks in demanding to know what the :fuckinghell: is taking so long - so i gets frog marched to the local shop and told to ask for "ladies things" highly embarrassing for a 10 year old gal i tell thee
On a telephone chat line :shock: both looking for sex :twisted: only i was in the north east and he was in wales with work :cry: nothing much changes :doh: nearly 6 years ago, Arranged a one night thingy me bob only he kept coming back smackbottom which wasnt in the grand plan
Quote by helnheaven
Girls, before you go getting all excited, these are "old boys" pensionable age :twisted:

Theyve gorra pulse havent they? dunno
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by redpantherman
Tan your just a f***ing pervert!

dunno
Cant see the problem with that wink