1. Myself and 5+ men while i am blindfolded :shock: mmm
2. Getting a babysitter for the night having a night out with dek and do rude things while walking homev
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Quote by jaymar
Nope Nope Nope, what mine is mine and err whats his is mine to :giggle:
Actually dek knows my ebay password but not paypal (from before he had his own account) i know his ebay and paypal (he doesnt know his own paypal password)
I know deks sh password, he doesnt know mine
I know deks bank and credit card and pin numbers, He doesnt know mine,
I know his email passwords but he doesnt know mine
He knows the pc password
get the picture? actually its not as vain as it seems he doesnt know because he doesnt remember, he did know once :giggle:
your honesty has me in creases!
Actually if he tried to get into any he would find the majority of passwords and log in names are automatic sign in so other than bank account he can get into anything anyway
If these get wiped he is completely useless, forgotten how many times i get text messages at silly o clock because he has forgotton the laptop sign in and my msn signs in as soon as my account gets signed into so nothing to hide there
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what size bottle?
25ml? 70cl? 1 ltr? 2 ltr? 3 ltr?
damn it best put 3 litres in to be safe :lol2: and keep the 2 litre bottle for tasting :smug:
25ml? 70cl? 1 ltr? 2 ltr? 3 ltr?
damn it best put 3 litres in to be safe :lol2: and keep the 2 litre bottle for tasting :smug:
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–noun, plural -er·ies.
1. violation of faith; betrayal of trust; treason.
2. an act of perfidy, faithlessness, or treason.
Not good then
1. violation of faith; betrayal of trust; treason.
2. an act of perfidy, faithlessness, or treason.
Not good then
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Quote by winchwench
....but if you were so inclined, you could make up a story about the Eiffel Tower being made of Spaghetti.
Its made of tagliatelli :smug:
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Dog hair i mean where does it all come from? if my dog has lost that much hair i swear it would be bald but no it still has very thick coat of nice shiney hair (wish my hair looked that shiny if i only washed it once or twice a year as well)
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Quote by anais
- Mighty joe young :cry: omg how sad was that film
I watched that for first time last night with my grandson - he was blubbering away!! I'm hard, I don't cry at soppy films
Gosh i blubbed like a freak
even more than my son did Sex God
Quote by creampie123
I feel a bit guilty putting two threads up within an hour of each other but I always lie in bed wondering of these "thread subjects" Plus I'm a bit bored Mr C is watching the golf *yawn*
Anyway, I read about these threads that talk about politics, things that have happened in the past and all that kinda thing. I think to myself "I know nothing about that". With Mr C being a bit older then me, and more life experience, i ask him about things and he educates me about a lot of things. I've just learnt about what a recession is and ask him stuff that I don't understand what people have posted.
I watch the news a lot more these days than what I used to and hardly ever understand what's happening and why it's happening. I pay attention but lose concentration as I don't understand what's happening. Like all this coverage about Mugabe.
So the question is, how do u learn? Do you read the papers? But if they talk about things in the papers, how do u know what things are and how do u make connections?
People who have met me know I know very little about things and meanings of words, but I often put it down to that the person is older than me....but then it gets embarrasing when Tan knows stuff I don't
Miss Cream xxx
Oh creamypoo i wish this was the case, I dont understand politics one iota i am actually very thick
really i am, but it all comes down to nature and nuture and each persons life experiences, oh and i hate watching the news because most of it is either depressing or things i dont understand. Oh and you know/understand the off side rule something i will never even attempt to understand
I couldnt ever dream of going to uni like you have so why get embarrassed, I know stuff,you know stuff just because we know different stuff doesnt mean anything at all 
Joins minxy in dimwits corner
U know what, that is soooooo true! I've never thought of it that way. is that lateral thinking?
In edit: I read that wrong
i thought u meant: u know stuff, I know stuff but doesn't mean we don't know anything at all. if that makes sense?Sure does! makes perfect sense, but it is what makes us all different
And your way actually sounds better
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I have a dream that im falling down a hole, usually wake when i have ended up on the floor :shock:
The last wierd dream i had was in a small housing estate where i used to live, a friend lived there and we were trying to get into her house, we finally got in and found hundreds of babies only they were not your average babies they were all old babies with really wrinkly grey skin :shock: and alien shaped heads i woke up when one bit my arm :shock:
what that was all about :lol2:
The last wierd dream i had was in a small housing estate where i used to live, a friend lived there and we were trying to get into her house, we finally got in and found hundreds of babies only they were not your average babies they were all old babies with really wrinkly grey skin :shock: and alien shaped heads i woke up when one bit my arm :shock:
what that was all about :lol2: Sex God
Quote by creampie123
I feel a bit guilty putting two threads up within an hour of each other but I always lie in bed wondering of these "thread subjects" Plus I'm a bit bored Mr C is watching the golf *yawn*
Anyway, I read about these threads that talk about politics, things that have happened in the past and all that kinda thing. I think to myself "I know nothing about that". With Mr C being a bit older then me, and more life experience, i ask him about things and he educates me about a lot of things. I've just learnt about what a recession is and ask him stuff that I don't understand what people have posted.
I watch the news a lot more these days than what I used to and hardly ever understand what's happening and why it's happening. I pay attention but lose concentration as I don't understand what's happening. Like all this coverage about Mugabe.
So the question is, how do u learn? Do you read the papers? But if they talk about things in the papers, how do u know what things are and how do u make connections?
People who have met me know I know very little about things and meanings of words, but I often put it down to that the person is older than me....but then it gets embarrasing when Tan knows stuff I don't
Miss Cream xxx
Oh creamypoo i wish this was the case, I dont understand politics one iota i am actually very thick
really i am, but it all comes down to nature and nuture and each persons life experiences, oh and i hate watching the news because most of it is either depressing or things i dont understand. Oh and you know/understand the off side rule something i will never even attempt to understand
I couldnt ever dream of going to uni like you have so why get embarrassed, I know stuff, you know stuff just because we know different stuff doesnt mean anything at all Joins minxy in dimwits corner
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Oh well it said id been successfull i sorta got onto a roll :shock: although im not sure how seriously they will take miss riley clarabella tinkawotsit smithdog :twisted:
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Quote by Peanut
Or if you like them really cute...
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Looks like winches cat :giggle:
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see i would like t' wish winchy an' all th' other sea dog type swabbies a very good piraty tide fer all that
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Quote by Peanut
Cheers Steve, it looks like I was successful
I wonder if I should register the pooch too, hmmmm...
Miss Riley got registered
as did the 18 year old son
and the 20 year old imaginary daughter
oh and dek too
:giggle:
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Quote by earthchild
oh Kack! although thread says it i forgot it was school thingy dressy up thingy
Oi cowbag ya aint getting outta it :lol2: now school girl or teacher??
Quote by Peanut
Are we nearly there yet? Are we, are we?
:bounce: only 11 weeks to go :bounce:
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smother your feet in really good moiseriser then wrap your feet in clingfilm over night :shock: chicken leg anyone?
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Quote by anais
Champagne!!!
My kinda Gal :lol2:
If ya know what I mean
Plonky?? :lol2:
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Quote by helnheaven
I dont know how you lot cope with all these email addys. I would get sooooo lost and muddled up.
The trick is not to use a web browser for your mail. If you use a decent email client then all it takes is some basic filtering.
Coffee and water gets filtered in my house anything else is just beyond me.
My fish water gets filtered too :smug:
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Has been perving my pictures :giggle:
(t'other leg is horrid and not even remotely leg like) :rascal:
(t'other leg is horrid and not even remotely leg like) :rascal:
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Dek is totally 99% not interested in the forums he has been known to dabble on the rarest of occasions
to him this is the bit i enjoy!
he has been known to dabble on the rarest of occasions to him this is the bit i enjoy! Sex God
Quote by Hibernian
Heads to the petrol station for petrol for his generator.
:giggle:
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Quote by Hibernian
awww bless ya tan best get some extra batteries in then
Need someone to keep them charged and changed? :P
Someone with a big genny would do :giggle:
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Quote by flower411
You OWN him ...don`t ya !!
Nope i just make a better secretary and have to deal with certain things when he is away like his bank account
Quote by Hibernian
Tan, are you my ex in disguise? lol
not unless you were together for 2 weeks?? lol
