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I'm blaming Tan, she started it:lol2:
Miss Cream xxx
Is it any wonder i have a bad reputation :cry: Quote by venus68
and I cry when I listen to 'Changes' by ozzy and kelly.
hwoar: Quote by mazandden
Closing date is 8pm Saturday 20th September
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Closing date is 8pm Saturday 20th September
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My new bed!
Its mine, all mine ya hear:grin:
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Okay... so, you're marooned on a desert island - but this is Swingersville so there's a twist to the usual 'what would you take with you?' question? You decide that until help is on its way, there's nothing to do but enjoy yourself and each other to pass the time.
So:
1. Who would you want with you? (Allowed up to four people, either famous folk or forumites.)
Robbie Williams
Tan but only if she wears the stockings and shoes in her avatar :rascal: !
Mark Harmon
David Beckham.
2. What sex toy or accessory would you have?
A big bouncy bed with a metal headboard and rope!
3. What food and drink?
White wine spritzer and rump steak!.
4. What would be your Swinging Desert Island disc... the musical accompaniment to your pleasure?
ooo a toughie, I think a mixture of easy listening and soulful R n B.
5. What sexual act(s) would you like to indulge in while you're stranded?
A little D&P and bodys tangled everywhere!.
:rascal: Hmmmm... will post my choices in just a mo. Am conjuring up all the possible permutations! :giggle:
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Aye thats a good one to which the answer may be, that the water might be in some continuous circle being pumped under ground by the little umpa lumpa's from the chocolate factory
BUT....
I have a better one what came first the chicken or the egg??That keeps me awake for hours that one...
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So:
1. Who would you want with you? (Allowed up to four people, either famous folk or forumites.)
Alan Rickman, Richard Gere, Johny Depp (as Jack Sparrow) and...... damn it the 3 will do :rascal: or maybe have Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly for 6 months each
2. What sex toy or accessory would you have?
Oh gosh a fucking machine for when the 3 above get tired :twisted:
3. What food and drink?
Champagne and Chocolate
4. What would be your Swinging Desert Island disc... the musical accompaniment to your pleasure?
Abba!
5. What sexual act(s) would you like to indulge in while you're stranded?
Lots and lots of gang bangs
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My new bed!
Its mine, all mine ya hear
after a certain scratch mark appearred on 1 month old brown leather couch but they were not quite as expensive as the bed Quote by Freckledbird
I can hold the attention of almost 200 children, when reading a story to them!
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My new bed!
Its mine, all mine ya hear
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Hellooo hun can we come pleeeaassee (will bring kebabs )
the sparkly one he wanted sympathy he got sucker they usually get whats coming to them one way or the other Quote by creampie123
too long
i'm dead when she see's this
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Galaxy chocolate
Home made steak pies (ok im made to share those but if at all possible i keep em for myself)
75% of the king size bed
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too long
i'm dead when she see's this
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Peanut took you a while to stir, were you having an afternoon nap? lol
yup that leaves tuesday and wednesday but leave plenty of time if you do it daytime cos of the elderly shoppers :lol2: 
