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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Quote by keeno
Short skirts
or
Tailored trousers
Short skirt :rascal:
crotchless or thong knickers?
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Quote by winchwench
Queen, Queen, Queen, Queen ad infinitum....
Non stop Anthemic tracks, and a show that touches everyone.....
And as for Freddies voice............... :karaoke:
:thumbup:
Freddie- the greatest showman who ever lived!
Rather good looking to imo :rascal:
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Quote by Peanut
phffft fuck first ask questions later
If that works for you :thumbup: well done, it doesnt work like that for me
Me too, I always fall asleep before I get to hear the answers
:lol2: many do nutty many do :twisted:
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Quote by Jawnathan
phffft fuck first ask questions later
If that works for you :thumbup: well done, it doesnt work like that for me
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you come here for sex?? oh my :lol2:
Seriously you get out what you put in and sometimes you dont, but try and get to a few socials/munches i think they do wonders for follow up meetings
Maybe take the emphasis of sex for a little while and try and get to know people before deciding if you want to have sex with them :twisted:
From your profile i get the impression your looking for a fuck buddy? a lot of people may be put of by that and try to add a little to it? Its possibly the most important bit of your profile as it tells a person about you!, and you have all of your pictures hidden? thats fine but again some may be put of by it
Just suggestions :thumbup:
Seriously you get out what you put in and sometimes you dont, but try and get to a few socials/munches i think they do wonders for follow up meetings
Maybe take the emphasis of sex for a little while and try and get to know people before deciding if you want to have sex with them :twisted:
From your profile i get the impression your looking for a fuck buddy? a lot of people may be put of by that and try to add a little to it? Its possibly the most important bit of your profile as it tells a person about you!, and you have all of your pictures hidden? thats fine but again some may be put of by it
Just suggestions :thumbup:
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Somethings yes somethings no,
I have "my" seat in the kitchen get a tad mardy if anyone else sits there goodness knows why its not even the seat its the place 
but couches beds and other seats etc i dont mind where i sit and often move round to suit me
And my routines are quite different depending if dek is at home or working away: when hes home it is more like a routine while hes away i say fuck it :lol2:
I have "my" seat in the kitchen get a tad mardy if anyone else sits there
goodness knows why its not even the seat its the place but couches beds and other seats etc i dont mind where i sit and often move round to suit me
And my routines are quite different depending if dek is at home or working away
: when hes home it is more like a routine while hes away i say fuck it :lol2: Sex God
Quote by mazandden
You just want a colletion of asses on your pc, don't you Tan?! hehehehe!
Do we really have to wait that long? can you not post as they come in so we get some tasty previews???xxx
maz
Damn ive been outed
Oh no no no, Im playing this fair everyone will see the pictures all at once and not before
except me but im allowed :smitten:
Thanks to everyone who has entered so far keep em coming :thumbup:
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Quote by sparky33
This is a bit of a learning curve so "bare" with me but if you have uploaded the picture to a image hosting site and want to send it in pm use the forum/bulletin link it should have either side of the link and that way your picture will show up in my inbox
Most sites provide the links in the code required.
Yes they do but for photobucket it gives you 4 link options just making sure people send the right link :thumbup:
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Quote by Misterwood
Sorry, bit behind on this one... :giggle:
Do the photos have to be of a naked rump, or can it be in underwear?
Either as long as its not completely covered!
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Maybe the kaaaboom! is kent and peanut banging heads together? 
:lol2:
:lol2: Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
i think im on the large package
I can see a couple of them in your avatar :rascal:
:lol2:
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Quote by lyns
Tan I remember the Scatman, it reminds me of a certain holiday camp we went to when I was a kid.
Bangles- Eternal Flame my mother played it to death!
I loved take that and remember wathing the prey video in awe of the near naked men on screen
I remember doing the same over freddy mercury
I was gutted when i found out he was gay :cry:
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What songs remind you of you childhood and teenage years? and why :
some of mine are
- I am the music man always reminds me of a campsite we used to go to every summer until i was about 8 and we used to get on the stage to dance to silly songs along with songs like Superman, The birdy song and
Its an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini
The sad thing being i can remember most of the moves
Scat man, B*witched - rollercoaster, Cotton eye joe, Saturday night all remind me of disco's i used to go to as a youngish teenager and Stay another day reminds me of my first boyfriend 
oh the embarrassment think my age is showing yet
Oh my gosh :shock: ive just come across Captain Jack I had this on cassette and used to annoy the life out of my mother with it, blimey feel all chavish again now, where did i put my burberry cap :giggle:
So what songs remind you and why? :twisted: dont be shy!
:some of mine are
- I am the music man always reminds me of a campsite we used to go to every summer until i was about 8 and we used to get on the stage to dance to silly songs along with songs like Superman, The birdy song and
Its an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini The sad thing being i can remember most of the moves
Scat man, B*witched - rollercoaster, Cotton eye joe, Saturday night all remind me of disco's i used to go to as a youngish teenager
and Stay another day reminds me of my first boyfriend oh the embarrassment think my age is showing yet Oh my gosh :shock: ive just come across Captain Jack I had this on cassette and used to annoy the life out of my mother with it, blimey feel all chavish again now, where did i put my burberry cap :giggle:
So what songs remind you and why? :twisted: dont be shy!
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It puts a nice label on us, which means nothing.
I think thats a very good point it is just another label when you take away the fuss of it
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
setanta is free i think for Virgin Media users (was the last time my friend bombarbed my house to watch some blokes kick a ball around for 90 mins anyway)she has sky
Not free, but i think you can include it in the bigger packages, it's not on the basic package anyway
Oh i think im on the large package
: or is it xl i never opted to have it nor do i pay for it, never use it come to that just those cheeky mates who nick my telly every so often lol Sex God
This is a bit of a learning curve so "bare" with me but if you have uploaded the picture to a image hosting site and want to send it in pm use the forum/bulletin link it should have either side of the link and that way your picture will show up in my inbox
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Not used sky for a long time and i dont use any pay per view things other than an odd film if im bored oh and setanta is free i think for Virgin Media users (was the last time my friend bombarbed my house to watch some blokes kick a ball around for 90 mins anyway)she has sky
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
this competition is a load of arse
Thats a bummer
Might be worth doing it, just for the crack :mrgreen:
Thats a bit shite aint it :moon: :lol2:
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Oh gosh i forgot to add can we have pics without the username watermark so entrants remain anonymous until the winner is announced? if at all possible :
Unless some clever genius can tell me how to remove with a mouse click?
If the image hosting account is a problem why not open another account with just the shot in and delete after the competition?
: Unless some clever genius can tell me how to remove with a mouse click?
If the image hosting account is a problem why not open another account with just the shot in and delete after the competition?
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
this competition is a load of arse
Thats a bummer
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
:moon:
lp
I'll be waiting for yours with bated breath :lickface:
Oh me to, me to..
purely to enter it in the comp of course Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Can I start a countdown to when RPM will show up out of the blue? :giggle:
Nice idea Tan
Oh give him a day or 2 :lol2:
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Quote by Phuckers
20th september is years away,any chance of drawing it closer...i.e this friday?
Its less than 2 weeks away
gotta give people a chance to actually take pictures and get them uploaded etc Sex God
About time we had another piccie competition, so this time its bums! 
hwoar:
Rules are -
Any member can enter (picture must be a member)
Only 1 bum per picture and only 1 entry per person
Pictures to be sent to my inbox and i will put all the entries up on the closing date
Closing date is 8pm Saturday 20th September
2 categories men and women (please state when you send in your piccies)
No genitals or faces (lets keep it anonymous until the winner is announced)
For help with posting pictures see - Meatys guide to posting pictures
But please remember to pm me your entry and not put it up on this thread
All entries will be posted on the closing date and polls will be ran to choose the winner
In edit, everyone is welcome to join in, it is just for fun after all and b&w/colour or sepia pictures all allowed
Please keep this fun! and enjoy it
hwoar:Rules are -
Any member can enter (picture must be a member)
Only 1 bum per picture and only 1 entry per person
Pictures to be sent to my inbox and i will put all the entries up on the closing date
Closing date is 8pm Saturday 20th September
2 categories men and women (please state when you send in your piccies)
No genitals or faces (lets keep it anonymous until the winner is announced)
For help with posting pictures see - Meatys guide to posting pictures
But please remember to pm me your entry and not put it up on this thread
All entries will be posted on the closing date and polls will be ran to choose the winner
In edit, everyone is welcome to join in, it is just for fun after all and b&w/colour or sepia pictures all allowed
Please keep this fun! and enjoy it
