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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Maybe someone could make a back window wiper which works when there is a high mount rear bike carrier on the car ?? :lol2:
Cos standing in portsmouth ferry terminal with wet wipes trying to clean the window through bikes, wheels, straps, n all that crap is not much fun lol
My mum has met one swinger friend (obviously didnt tell her how we met) some excuse or other :lol2: luckily we live in the same town so easy enough to explain
A vanilla friend also has been to house parties which was a social swinging party and also to a social i organised through this site (all were made aware)
And been away for the weekend with other swingers and family (camping) with my son
Have met alot of family of one sh'er but they do know she swings
Could say the boundaries get blurred :giggle:
I crossed the line once with a vanilla couple, m/f
It was one of my closest friends and the only one who knows i swing, they asked me if i would after they had talked about it and the fem wanted someone she could trust, so who better than a close friend who just happened to be a swinger and was also in a safe relationship. This settled her fears of a single causing problems afterwards :lol2:
After much thought i went ahead with it and really enjoyed it, but left it at the once
Not sure if i would do it again though cant really plan these things
Unpeeling Missy from her corset sillyhwoar:
Fb in those half spectacle thingies very school mam being a bit domme redface while splendid sits in the corner :notes: in her rather sexy way of writing before helping fb with a strap on (lying/sitting down to avoid the falling over situation)
redface
Pete_sw doing cave man type things :shock:
Riding into some forest on horseback with winchy :rascal:
will come back with more i need to calm down a little :lol2:
The twatting door frame just smacked my fingers :shock: bastard hurt did that :cry:
Tan now typing one handed :undecided:
Quote by Bonedigger
And sometimes when the kids are in bed me n Mr B will be messing about and call each other loads of swear words, for the fun of it (yes juvenile I know, but everyone needs to let loose and arse about occasionally) lol lol lol

Im glad we aint the only ones who do that :lol2:
I like "cowbag bitch" its a bit of a pet name for the pooch
I use bastard alot, not for the traditional meaning but more "bastard i forgot the bread" or ":fuckinghell: bastard weather"
I kind of like "bugger" to, bugger me senseless
or maybe "you bastard bugger me now" :giggle:
Hmmm winter i love it (Im gunna sound so so lazy here and i dont care)
I love the fact it rains for days and days and days and i dont have to leave the house!
Watching the dark winter nights creeping in slowly is oh so mystical specially if your under the duvet on the couch watching films with the kids
Coming in with wet trousers... :undecided: from the rain loon dirty sods! and putting ya pjs straight on
The first snowfall and getting enough snow to go sledging :cool: and making snowmen :lol2: big kid me? certainly!
Knowing i have a long time until my summer holiday so for now i can leave orf the diet rolleyes
Oh i saw a shop selling :scared: them "c" thingies you know decorations already :scared:
It isnt important unless its equally important to the 2 people in the relationship.
My mother was unhappy for years because of her views on marriage she and my step dad were together 15 years before getting wed (2 years ago) It was the right time for them. Had they done so earlier i dont think it would have worked out right, being the second marraige for both of them it had to be right and it certainly didnt bother me growing up that they were not married.
Im not married and i dont think i ever will, i dont need it from a commitment point of view. Im already settled i have my family
Deks been married before and wont again (he says until hes dying and at that point money will come into it as far as next of kin and will's are concerned) seems so terribly calculated? to me loon
I do not!
Quote by winchwench
Im alot more bothered about whats in someones head after all the brain is the ultimate sexual organ hump

:thumbup:! Cannot resist compulsion to ask you to fuck me brains out!
:laughabove:
Fuck your brains out? Omigosh, my sides hurt! rotflmao
Stand aside :lol2: this wont take long hump
bolt
Quote by redpantherman
Im alot more bothered about whats in someones head after all the brain is the ultimate sexual organ hump

:thumbup:! Cannot resist compulsion to ask you to fuck me brains out!
Oh go on then ya twisted me arm! hump
depends what im eating or doing -
Eating got to be red with anything
general getting sloshed rose fizzy
Quote by Lilmiss
TBH..... i can't ever see myself getting married. I'm not sure why.. confused

I have this idea/preconception/reasoning/dream/fantasy type thing of how/why i would get married, life doesnt quite match up to it so i cant see myself getting married either rolleyes
Its not even about the wedding its the whole big picture. It should never be about money or convenience or having to settle down
My closest friend knows - i decided to tell her because she already knew me very well and i wanted a safety net she is the one i tell who im meeting and where if im meeting on my own. She wasnt shocked and still asks the odd question but doesnt question or judge why i do it,
No way i could ever tell my family though hands up to those who have/can
It all comes down to the sort of relationship you have with them i guess
About 10 days before i get a really blue mood :fuckinghell: If im ever guna get angry or lose my temper this is it! lasts a day or 2 then its gone
7 days before i get a bad stomach evil and the spots start to come out rolleyes
3 - 4 days before - i cry :cry: sometimes it lasts a minute sometimes hours on and off
2 days before - i start to eat anything i can :fatcowemote: and spots get to the worst point, usually feel more tired than usual at this point and hair gets more greasy
The night before - i get randy as hell hump
The morning - wake up randy as hell, spots start to clear have bad cramps aches etc for first 3 - 4 hours, usually bleed for 48 hours
2 weeks later it all starts again
who said being a women was easy!
Oh and can anyone else tell when they are ovulating? i always know! and i dont know why but i do - always a good way to turn a man off "oh did you know im ovulating right now?" :shock:
I would rather a man asked me, i would be to scared if they said no,
Saying that though only got about 1% chance of ever getting married anyhow confused
Me i only have ickle size 4.5 feet but like the rest of me, a little (ok a lot) to wide :cry:
I know women with big feet though and have no problem with it,
my friend is a size 9 and my mother is an 8 they have problems getting nice shoes to fit them
Just like boobies some big some small :twisted: but all do the same job in the end wink
Quote by winchwench
this happened to me and TBH i crapped myself and stopped talking to the member.....didnt know what else to do, but stop all contact :shock:
It all happened a while a go now....we are back talking now but as friends, still have a sift spot for each other, but know that its gonna go no further than being friends.

Erm, you're playing a blinder with the typo's today boney, but :therethere: You responded in the only way you knew how, confronting these things is faaaaar from easy
confused
And Tan, given the gravity of your situation :therethere: :therethere: :cry:
Thats all anyone can do i recon you deal with it as best you can at the time
Quote by winchwench
rolleyes who said that...... did anyone hear someone speak?? :giggle:

Never heard noffink! wink
Watch it, you two. :dry:
God.
rotflmao
flipa
bolt
I had a very close encounter with a fwb, He did tell me he loved me and me being the dosy bint that i was then (and probably still am) carried on with the fling. :doh:
Anyway things reared an very ugly head when everything went very very wrong a few months later :cry: I had to put aside my morals and deal with what had to be done, not quite sure if i can totally forgive myself for that one.
Now id run a flipping mile as quickly as my ickle legs could carry me :scared: Once bitten twice shy.
Quote by Bonedigger
rolleyes who said that...... did anyone hear someone speak?? :giggle:

Never heard noffink! wink
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Hasnt anyone worked out how to get 'freebies' on the juke box in here yet? rolleyes lol

Theres a secret button inside (why do ya think im playing with a key)?? lol lol lol
redface sorry Tan, didnt realise it was a key you were playing with redface
wink
might of been playing with something else as well wink
Quote by helnheaven
Hasnt anyone worked out how to get 'freebies' on the juke box in here yet? rolleyes lol

Theres a secret button inside (why do ya think im playing with a key)?? lol lol lol
Quote by Lost
If you could go back would you change how you lost yours?

Most definately!,
It was horrific not just the situation but the loss of trust in people who put me in that situation in the first place.
And i would be a heck of alot older given the chance
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Quote by jaymar

aaw man can I have a hump too??? perhaps a 3sum?? :grin:

hump 69position
3sum ya dirty minx... when and where :rascal:
whenever we can turn Winchy! :rascal:
Ooh Winchy, where are ya - we have got a big suprise for you!!!