that goes for my nipples and other places too
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gently does it for me working up to a not so gentle.... as im getting near the fuzzy bit
that goes for my nipples and other places too
that goes for my nipples and other places too
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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most are straight forward
:giggle: giggle
coffee :fuckinghell: fuckinghell
:high-smile: high smile :hunk: hunk :smug: smug
:lol2: lol2 :kissmyarse: kissmyarse :boo: boo
:thumbup: thumbup :cool: cool :notes: notes
smackbottom :rose: rose :taz: taz
oops :beer: beer 
banghead
:shock: shock :jagsatwork: jagsatwork :silly: silly
evil :therethere: therethere :doh: doh
:sticky: sticky :violin: violin
69
hump 
passionkiss :wary: wary
duel :sparring: sparring :small-print: smallprint
:evil2: evil2 :angel: angel :smoke: smoke
hwoar: phwoar 
uch: ouch :moon: moon
wink :uhoh: uhoh :bounce: bounce
? :swingingchair: swingingchair 
dunno
:thrilled: thrilled whistling :eeek:
:gagged: gagged :laughabove: laughabove
flipa
:scared: scared :kick: kick :borg: borg
drinkies :rascal: rascal :lickface: lickface
kiss :smitten: smitten 
whip
:cheers: cheers :spit: spit :boxing: boxing
:karaoke: karaoke
loon :bs: bs
with : either side of most
:giggle: giggle
coffee :fuckinghell: fuckinghell:high-smile: high smile :hunk: hunk :smug: smug
:lol2: lol2 :kissmyarse: kissmyarse :boo: boo
:thumbup: thumbup :cool: cool :notes: notes
smackbottom :rose: rose :taz: taz oops :beer: beer banghead:shock: shock :jagsatwork: jagsatwork :silly: silly
evil :therethere: therethere :doh: doh:sticky: sticky :violin: violin
69 hump passionkiss :wary: wary duel :sparring: sparring :small-print: smallprint:evil2: evil2 :angel: angel :smoke: smoke
hwoar: phwoar uch: ouch :moon: moon wink :uhoh: uhoh :bounce: bounce ? :swingingchair: swingingchair dunno:thrilled: thrilled
whistling :eeek::gagged: gagged :laughabove: laughabove
flipa:scared: scared :kick: kick :borg: borg
drinkies :rascal: rascal :lickface: lickface kiss :smitten: smitten whip:cheers: cheers :spit: spit :boxing: boxing
:karaoke: karaoke
loon :bs: bswith : either side of most
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Quote by bbw_lover
What are the different accounts?
He holds 2 accounts..
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Quote by winchwench
Should be clearing up, post kids hols. I did clear out two huge sacks full of old clothes, before I sank into maudlin mode. So then I booked a holiday.
Oh we did that to yesterday for half term
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So people keep telling me Im not mad really just a tad perverted
:giggle:
Im not mad really just a tad perverted :giggle:
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same as minxy getting the house sorted after 6 weeks of madness chaos and messy kids..
Tried yesterday and all i done was lady wank (first kid free day in 6 weeks like i need an excuse)
Done a tot up of the finances this morning damn 9 year old wants a laptop or a wii for xmas and he has expressed no other wish for anything else
Whovever said only children dont get spoiled lied!
getting the house sorted after 6 weeks of madness chaos and messy kids..Tried yesterday and all i done was lady wank (first kid free day in 6 weeks like i need an excuse)
Done a tot up of the finances this morning damn 9 year old wants a laptop or a wii for xmas
and he has expressed no other wish for anything else Whovever said only children dont get spoiled lied!
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Quote by Peanut
Why do people buy condoms when you can get a choice of condoms at the clinic?
I just get them from my daughter who gets them from the clinic.
The bonus is that it embarrasses her when I ask. For some strange reason she thinks I shouldn't be shagging at my age
Why of course you shouldnt, you should be tucked up infront of the telly watching tellytubbies, teeth in a jar on the table, a bib on your chest to catch the drool with the zimmer at easy reach..
:giggle:
Okay, so did she send you the pictures then?
Bugger, I'm knackered for getting a shag now :shock:
Nah your still good for a shag i recon
the drool may come in handy.... :twisted: Sex God
Quote by Splendid_
It takes more than pictures.
A cash exchange always helps, but that isn't allowed :P
P
Is trading pictures of dogs allowed as an exchange?
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Quote by Peanut
Why do people buy condoms when you can get a choice of condoms at the clinic?
I just get them from my daughter who gets them from the clinic.
The bonus is that it embarrasses her when I ask. For some strange reason she thinks I shouldn't be shagging at my age
Why of course you shouldnt, you should be tucked up infront of the telly watching tellytubbies, teeth in a jar on the table, a bib on your chest to catch the drool with the zimmer at easy reach..
:giggle:
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Must say ive usually decided wether i want to fuck whom ever before i actually look at the pics and very rarely does that change after seeing pics. If i want to fuck you it isnt because of the way you look, thats when i meet as a single though
Think at some point we all have had pics deleted, it happens, shit happens, thats life
Think at some point we all have had pics deleted, it happens, shit happens, thats life
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Im above someone who actually likes/watches/takes an interest in football innit
its sanity gone wrong i tell ya
:twisted:
The fact ive never heard of most of my players says big things i think
its sanity gone wrong i tell ya
:twisted:
The fact ive never heard of most of my players says big things i think
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Maybe one account is on offer?
They want you to use the cheapest account more?
They want you to use the cheapest account more?
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Quote by venus68
Why do people buy condoms when you can get a choice of condoms at the clinic?
Do you really want the seemingly real answer to that?
If people dont go to the clinic they cant get them for free
Or maybe they meet more often than the free bag of condoms allow :P
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Quote by splendid_
I feel the need to point out that we are all human. (I know, I know, there are some grey areas with some that I have seen)
Also the mods and ops on this site are voluntarily administrating it. The paid staff number about 4 or something I think. There are flippin' thousands of people on this site and even more photos to 'check'
Shut up and get out there and have sex. If you are so desperate to share your photos then e-mail them to people once you know them better.
I don't know about the rest of you but I like to fuck and all this time whinging about a damn good site (I mean it must be as I get laid regularly and that is the only barometer that I need.) is utterly annoying. It distracts from what we should all be doing.
:thumbup:
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Think we are pretty sure now that "flower" is indeed male :shock:
:giggle:
:giggle:
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Quote by Missy
Missy, is the pic we are seeing here of you? And recognisable as so?
Not being argumentative, just testing a point you just made.
Yes it's me, but not a recognisable pic no.
I see what you're getting at here (I think
). You're going to say that the pic could well be not of me but of a third party. Unfortunately there is noway of telling and rely on reports when photos get stolen......... Although you would look a bit of a narna if you turned up for a meet and looked nothing like "your" photo :shock:
If it clarifies things a bit more, then I have had PMs, very nice ones (thank you
) from strangers saying they like the photos and think I look nice (hence face being blanked out, to the nice comments don't grind to a screeching halt :undecided: ). Every single message the person has presumed that the photo is of me, the account holder, the holder of the account, account holder the, moi, me, account of the holder. So I imagine that everyone presumes the pics are of the account holder, which might be confusing if there's a third party in the pic to the point where it's indistinguishable as to who is the account holder and who is nothing to do with the account whatsoever?Confused myself now!! :lol2:
<blatant hijack>
Just "researched" missy's pics
hwoar: The man dont half look bad either
<blatant hijack over>
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Quote by Geordiecpl2001
On the rare occasions we went into McDonalds or KFC with them, I'd embarrass them by trying to negoiate down the price of the meal.
John
Not just my family who does than then
best latest one was in pc world spending alot(pc, laptop,totr printer etc etc.. the poor bloke looked like he had never come across haggling in his life, after 20 min he gave up and handed us on to the manager who we managed to swindle even more.
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Ive always been pleasantly suprised
but yes i do it and to darn often
but yes i do it and to darn often
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Quote by Peanut
When I was a teenager I used to be strangely affected by unwelcome hard-ons whilst travelling on the back seat of the bus. I have no idea why!
I caused a few on the back seats of buses
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Quote by Steve
I quite like the winter....
especially when there is a heavy layer of snow and the way the snow insulates the sounds of passing cars etc and makes it so quiet...
Just had 2 very very quiet weeks away and hating the loudness of living in a town at the minute :cry:
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October
love the weather we get and i can start getting excited about christmas (without embarrassing myself)
Always go away half term week which is usually more chilled than summer holidays,
and it starts getting colder so more excuse to snuggle up
love the weather we get and i can start getting excited about christmas (without embarrassing myself)
Always go away half term week which is usually more chilled than summer holidays,
and it starts getting colder so more excuse to snuggle up
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Prefer embarrassing friends/parents/siblings more so..
my son doesnt embarrass easily which is no fun! :lol2:
my son doesnt embarrass easily which is no fun! :lol2:
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Quote by Lost
Good grief it won't be long until half term!
7 weeks on friday!
holiday here i come Sex God
Quote by woohoo
Get well soon Sassy and tan where did you get that picture of me ffs
Been hiding in your wardrobe for the last 2 weeks, didnt you know
:lol2:
