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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Quote by Rich_and_dee
sheesh, ya bunch o' perves.
some of us need specs to read not for kinky,fetish,horny play wink
dee

wave
and then come back from hols with 2 little white stripes either side of ya face
moi need glasses?
erm i do now to cover the white bits redface
Hope all goes well mrs b ya sexy fox kiss
Quote by Bonedigger
I was 100% convinced that Kittys mystery object was.........
a paoched egg redface redface redface

and me! redface
well a poached one :twisted:
Quote by Bonedigger
I always have a habit of giving my secrets away when Im drunk...I couldnt hold my own water when Ive had a few :shock:
I still havent heard this song yet tho.....

Ended the holiday sad spent all day saturday travelling (car/ferry) 4am sunday morning got home :bounce: bed, shopping, checked emails, might have to unpack some stuff soon redface
Quote by Peanut

Not sure if it is breaking laws but was meaning more from a safety aspect?

If you look both ways and there's nothing coming then that's the safety aspect covered biggrin
You may even get a Tufty Club badge for it. wink
Aha!!! :P
Quote by Peanut
< hijack> On the same line of thought withtraffic lights.. i dont drive but near me there is quite a few sets of traffic lights (living town centre theres bound to be) i know the sequence of by heart to walk over them, but when the green man isnt on,
Has anyone crossed knowing its pretty safe ish? although technically it's not?
I know its something i do alot (not when son is with me mind) i weigh it up i can cross safely or wait another 5 mintues for the green man to show..
<hijack over>

Technically it would be jaywalking, but TBH I'm not sure if it's an offence any more (if it ever was) under UK law. If that's the case then all you would be doing is going contrary to the highway code, which is only advisory.
Not sure if it is breaking laws but was meaning more from a safety aspect?
Quote by red_dragon2006
it takes about 40 mins for me to get tongue ache...the worst part is when you pick up the pace and they are on the verge of cumming and you know you have to keep that pace up until shes cum.

:doh: ah but so many men change the pace just as we are getting near cumming :doh:
< hijack> On the same line of thought withtraffic lights.. i dont drive but near me there is quite a few sets of traffic lights (living town centre theres bound to be) i know the sequence of by heart to walk over them, but when the green man isnt on,
Has anyone crossed knowing its pretty safe ish? although technically it's not?
I know its something i do alot (not when son is with me mind) i weigh it up i can cross safely or wait another 5 mintues for the green man to show..
<hijack over>
Blinds,
Romantic secluded cottage by the sea?
or
All action packed haven stylee fun holiday ??
Quote by bbw_lover
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Typical Tanny! Made my day now can't stop laughing biggrin

And if the dog needs cleaning thats goes in the dishwasher to :shock:
(no animals were harmed in the making of this post)
:laughabove:
Quote by winchwench
Lumped over from 'tother thread, because I know Peanut's bored & wants to help innocent
Firefox crashing....
it's been doing it for the last couple of days. I've not made any changes etc that I can think of. The bloody thing will only stay on for three or four minutes at a time, then it goes N/R on me. mad It's the same thing over & over again.
Ermmmm how do I find out which version I'm running dunno Tried right clicking but I can't find it anywhere.
IE appears to be working fine- but I hate the ruddy thing & am now using the desktop- on which MSN has stopped working (another post, methinks!)
Any help greatly appreciated :thumbup:

Its telling you, you have spend far to long on the pc this week :twisted:
hav'nt you got family pics of the daughter naked in the bath you can brood over? dunno
:laughabove:
Sorry kiss no idea redface
Cards? dunno
Walking the dog? dunno
Shopping? dunno :twisted:
Wash the car ? dunno
Tidy up the junk in the attic/basement/garage/spare room dunno
Fix that leaking tap/faulty light? dunno
and when ya have done all that have a wank? dunno

How many cups? of wine have you had
Help! Im to pissed
What is the meaning of life? Im drunk and reflecting my lfe right now
How do you keep your mailbox? Now im just talking about anything i find of remote interest
Hello? can you hear me
Take one, leave one? One more drunk or not?
I wish to donate my organs so i have a card
Not sure if all of my family know my wishes though. As far as im aware im the only one in my family who does carry one
Quote by winchwench
who were you spying on with google earth smile

redface

Firelizard.
She was also drawing the image of Flizzard with paint :laughabove:
A very very quiet one here wave
unless you count the posts under my other username to innocent
Saying that on this name i have not been a member for a year yet :gagged:
Quote by __random_orbit__
BomToy
lp

I read that sooo wrong redface
So did I, I thought it said Born Toy... Looked again and saw Torn Boy for a second.... What did you read?
BumBoy redface
who's bum?
lp
Yours :rascal: mmmmmmmmm
Quote by fem_4_taboo
so it wasnt instant sex, couldnt really as i wa sin work lol but im glad i started the convo.
so i would say to those who want to ask the question i did maybe? see where it leads.
xx fem xxx
oh and tan,,, high five and much respect for your confidence

Thanks redface
I've done it while in work to confused ok i was slightly safe as i worked in a pub cooking it was around 10 am ish boss was in bed cleaner 4 flights up and we had a man in doing some work to the bar so was pretty quiet that started with a coffee to :twisted:
Quote by Peanut
Having far to much fun living here sorry woo :lol2:
but i do have a light needs fixing that dek aint got around to doing? if i stand on the table (knickerless in short skirt) and show you which one?????

That's no bloody good if the light's out, you can't see anything!!! rolleyes
lol
ah but you will if you do it in daylight?
or with the curtains open :rascal:
Quote by Misterwood
Hang on, just getting my hard hat... Hope when I get there I'll read the signs right :giggle:

:doh: you've had the signs now its time for stage 2