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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Quote by Misterwood
BomToy
lp

I read that sooo wrong redface
So did I, I thought it said Born Toy... Looked again and saw Torn Boy for a second.... What did you read?
BumBoy redface
Quote by lyns
Jack
St trinians
Alvin & the chipmunks
Santa Clause the movie (yes i know its August)
The Snowman
Home alone 123&4

Watched it 3 times this week... Little one is now asking how mant sleeps till xmas!!!
133 redface
:thumbup: saves me counting :giggle:

bolt Have it saved in favourites
Quote by lyns
Jack
St trinians
Alvin & the chipmunks
Santa Clause the movie (yes i know its August)
The Snowman
Home alone 123&4

Watched it 3 times this week... Little one is now asking how mant sleeps till xmas!!!
133 redface
Jack
St trinians
Alvin & the chipmunks
Santa Clause the movie (yes i know its August)
The Snowman
Home alone 123&4
Quote by red_dragon2006
postwhores the lotta ya!

Not me, Im on the same post count as you redface
they are all gobby little bleeders rolleyes
Quote by Nixncrash
However im sure if it ever did i would go at it hammer and tongs lol

Leave nutty boy outta this :twisted:
Quote by Misterwood
Look for the red front door wink

Just tried, but your road was blocked off, some excited-looking lad said there was some sort of builders convention going on....
Ah yes forgot about that redface
try the back way? dunno
:laughabove:
Having far to much fun living here sorry woo :lol2:
but i do have a light needs fixing that dek aint got around to doing? if i stand on the table (knickerless in short skirt) and show you which one?????
Not sure its confidence exactly although it does take some,
After all 9 out of 10 times its someone you will never see again (unless they are rather good) :rascal:
Ive had alot of work done on the house in the last year, Major work as in complete house rewire, new fittedkitchen, the moving of 5 or 6 rads, electric fire fitted, new bathroom + downstairs loo, loft + wall insulation, new exterior and some interior doors, new external fascias and guttering, and a new staircase (a workman fell through mine rolleyes while blowing himself up) plus other bits a pieces done. It meant lots of workmen and alot of young good looking ones (under 50 anyway)
Misterwood Tartlepool Is Hartlepool in the North east (nr middlesbrough) lol
I dont really go in for the whole looks thing so im either rather lucky or blind :giggle:
As for what to do once you know they are interested? well its like any meet just go with the flow making sure theres plenty of hints for him (the big hint that you like this or that or the fact you wanna shag his brains out always works) :laughabove:
Maybe im just to forward with strangers dunno
Quote by Bbw4umen
Its something i do quite regularly (ok very often) redface never had a knock back yet worship having said that though it is about reading the signs, have a bit of banter with the person, drop sex lightly into the conversation if they pick up on it take it further, if not leave it be. I can usually tell after a few minutes if they are "up for it"
Although ive never stripped naked for someone on the off chance and if i didnt think they "were up for it" i wouldnt even attempt it evil
Dunno if im making much sence here or not but for me alot of it is in the banter and reading between the lines
small list of ....
workmen (electricians, builders, decorators,.....)
milkmen
door to door reps
meter readers
post man
telephone line installer man
home delivery people
..

worship
I'm so envious!
You don't do night courses on 'reading the signs' do you?
rotflmao
First lesson. we need a house/flat with a lot of work getting done on it :thumbup: maybe a fake move?
Its not quite like the porno films portray it though :giggle:
Had one complaint
Its to tight i cant get it all in,,, well get a smaller penis then or try getting me more turned on rolleyes
had the 1 son naturally dont think its made much difference though
I like mine because its mine cool
Quote by lyns
No way would I even try, I would be mortified if they knocked me back.
Wheres tankinky when you need her :giggle: bolt

Oh my reputation proceeds me redface redface redface
Its something i do quite regularly (ok very often) redface never had a knock back yet worship having said that though it is about reading the signs, have a bit of banter with the person, drop sex lightly into the conversation if they pick up on it take it further, if not leave it be. I can usually tell after a few minutes if they are "up for it"
Although ive never stripped naked for someone on the off chance and if i didnt think they "were up for it" i wouldnt even attempt it evil
Dunno if im making much sence here or not but for me alot of it is in the banter and reading between the lines
small list of ....
workmen (electricians, builders, decorators,.....)
milkmen
door to door reps
meter readers
post man
telephone line installer man
home delivery people
..
It is bad and partly while i feel the need not to drive
I have a family friend who was driving his car in south africa (he was working out there) and had his girlfriend in the car because of another driver they crashed and the girlfriend died
This was bad enough and the guilt he feels is tremendous,
The wife (who lived in england) didnt know about the girlfriend and found out about it after the crash this resulted in divorce
So its not just the actual crashes/deaths that can ruin lives its the fallouts that occur after it
Corn beef tins
mad mad mad i now buy the pre sliced in plastic wrapping
otherwise id have no fingers left :shock:
My sister asking how you chop man-get-too-tea :laughabove:
she meant mange tout :doh:
you dont chop it
stop taking the pee she says :doh:
erm ok, chop it like an onion then :giggle:
Quote by winchwench
Harry Potter.
Odd, seeing as I'm not that keen on Harry Potter loon

Worthy of viewing for prof Snape :inlove:
Every rain cloud has a silver lining! :twisted:
Your watching stuart little aintcha?