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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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hey goes 
sorry some of em are a bit crappy
I no some of them aint dress up outfits as such but tis all play gear
sorry some of em are a bit crappy
I no some of them aint dress up outfits as such but tis all play gear
Sex God
Upload to photobucket, it gives you the link for forums just copy and paste, preview and hey presto you should have a pic on the screen,
Like magic
Like magic
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Quote by Bonedigger
To Freckledbird
"Word-ly wise and parted thighs
Boobs in front and butt behind
Juices a-flowing but why not knowing?
Just bend on over as I have something growing!"
:rose:
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Gives away my belly free to bad home 
Also gives away the smell of wet dog
will swop for seriously strong cheese
Also gives away the smell of wet dog
will swop for seriously strong cheese
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Quote by medic_1
Tan
I heard anais call me back saying you wanted a big stiff one.
Well I just so happen to have the item >>>>
Hope its to your liking xxxx
medic_1
Nah il have a man instead
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Ok im off to the bubbles can i have a hot steamy stiff one?
and a espresso to
and a espresso to
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one good thing about the sex, cant get any more pregnant than you already are :laughabove:
when the bun is cooked the oven shall ping, and scream, shout, curse, break fingers, and sweat.........
Tried alsorts with my first and only curries, climbing huge fecking hills, as many hot baths as one could take, but he just wasnt cooked
He eventually landed 18 days past the due date
when the bun is cooked the oven shall ping, and scream, shout, curse, break fingers, and sweat.........
Tried alsorts with my first and only curries, climbing huge fecking hills, as many hot baths as one could take, but he just wasnt cooked
He eventually landed 18 days past the due date
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Only ever "pulled a sicky" once rang the boss said i cant work for a few weeks, he asked why not - i have broken my arms he laughed in my face and thought i was pulling a fast one until i turned up with sicknote the next day and 2 pots on funny thing was he begged me to still work how on earth could i cook with 2 broken arms though when i couldnt even dress myself :shock:
he laughed in my face and thought i was pulling a fast one until i turned up with sicknote the next day and 2 pots on funny thing was he begged me to still work how on earth could i cook with 2 broken arms though when i couldnt even dress myself :shock: Sex God
Quote by winchwench
And methinks there was something "iffy" about how the "wild" lioness was so chilled out amongst people.
Possibly iffy but it could be a case of the female following the males lead and not being scared of humans in the first place? If the lions felt no risk they maybe didnt feel the need to attack
I don't know the background hun, they may not have been truly "wild." They may have been quite used to human contact- if that's so, then it's quite reasonable that the lioness would approach the humans.
If they were really wild- no amount of reassurance from the male would override thousands of years of instinct to avoid people. I wouldn't have expected her to have attacked- just to have avoided.
Roooooooar. And stuff.
:twisted:
well regardless of wether the lions are tame or otherwise the 2 men obviously had a good connection with the lion(s)
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Quote by creampie123
Yet another update on the cooking of my neice/ a lot of heartache its fantastic seeing my sister so excited.
Is it January yet ???
you're sisters cooking your neice and nephew :eeek:
Tasty :twisted:
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Quote by winchwench
And methinks there was something "iffy" about how the "wild" lioness was so chilled out amongst people.
Possibly iffy but it could be a case of the female following the males lead and not being scared of humans in the first place? If the lions felt no risk they maybe didnt feel the need to attack
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Miles of beaches
Beautiful scenery
Great cities
The many mines that have been made into touristy attractions
Many walks hills, lakes, rivers,
Themeparks
The places in london like buckingham palace, houses of parliment, tower of london
Food
Our drinking culture
History
The many great bridges/building we have built over the years
The rugged terrain that mountain climbers etc love
For sach a small island we sure have alot to see and do
Personally heaven on earth in britain is isle of skye so old worldy in a completely different place to the rest of the uk in mind manner and feeling
Beautiful scenery
Great cities
The many mines that have been made into touristy attractions
Many walks hills, lakes, rivers,
Themeparks
The places in london like buckingham palace, houses of parliment, tower of london
Food
Our drinking culture
History
The many great bridges/building we have built over the years
The rugged terrain that mountain climbers etc love
For sach a small island we sure have alot to see and do
Personally heaven on earth in britain is isle of skye so old worldy in a completely different place to the rest of the uk in mind manner and feeling
for you and her winchy Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
to Mrs Bonedigger:
"woo hooo thats a BINGO for me!! found all 3 of mine LOLOLOLOL"
Oh no you haven't....
:inlove:
yes i have...i got 3 one each off my good mates Chezza and Nola, and one off Tan that shes just confessed to
other than that i didnt get anymore LOL
I
Dozy bint ya i confessed last week as you did to mine ont fb :doh:
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Quote by Kinky-babe
Im no expert in gushing, but am in the female reproductive system thanks to my job...having watched a video posted on here the other day which is very close up of this happening to a woman, it is the urethra that this fluid comes out of...which would tell me its pee. No idea for sure as never happened to me :cry:
Obviously a good orgasm renders you uncontrollable and fully relaxed
Just my thoughts anyway :idea:
KB x x x
when i have gushed it does seem to come out of the vagina and is nothing like pee at all
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Ok i few up to a few :shock:
winchwench
sassy seren
random orbit
keeno
markz
the shadies
the orgy luvin shadie
mrs bonedigger
pete sw x2
cherrytree
fire & stormy
peanut
mr bonedigger
:shock: :shock:
winchwench
sassy seren
random orbit
keeno
markz
the shadies
the orgy luvin shadie
mrs bonedigger
pete sw x2
cherrytree
fire & stormy
peanut
mr bonedigger
:shock: :shock:
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Quote by Bonedigger
standing an a bloody piece of lego at 2am :shock: :shock:
As long as it wasnt the kids lego house which they had spent hours painstakingly building for mammy to get pissed and stand on it :shock:
Nope never done that :smug:
and yes i was in lots of trouble the next day :scared:
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Quote by Missy
A bleeding git big spot on my nose where my glasses pad sits cant see if i dont wear em hurts like hell if i do :cry: :cry:
Blimey Tan, are we twins :shock: I've got the very same spot at the mo, right under my glasses pad (although have also lost paddy bit
) - can barely see over it :shock:Ewww another pain, when you accidently grind your teeth together
Least i aint the only one
The pressure of my glasses on it earlier was making me slightly dizzy :shock: i think its the heat the tiny bit we have had of it anyway Sex God
Quote by Calista
I have done the razor thing just lately ... OMG why???? Can't wait to go back to waxing, hate the rash, the itch, the burn, the ingrowing hair, the faff!!!!
Wax ... hurts for all of a few seconds and the results last for weeks and none of the rough itchy regrowth!
Callie
Unless like me your allergic to waxing (found out rather painfully) and shaving seems to very very nice in comparison :shock:
Hurts like hell for all of a few seconds
yup then the day after my entire face was swollen, my eyes had closed up completely and my tongue and inside mouth had lots of horrid pus filled blisters not to mention the blisters all over the outside of my face i looked bleeding awful for a month and all a few days before flying abroad, it was so bad i had to have a note from the doctor just so they could be sure it was me on my passport. Never EVER EVER again i tell ya Sex God
No idea what it really is or why its there :confused: but damn it feels good when it happens
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A bleeding git big spot on my nose where my glasses pad sits cant see if i dont wear em hurts like hell if i do :cry: :cry:
