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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
The thing is, some of these pics might be very spur of the moment... so what you see is what you get in that case. It may have spoilt the moment if someone had all of a sudden thought 'oooh, I may one day upload these onto a swingers site, so best make the place look decent'... Yes, maybe there are people who take pics particularly for their profile but I would hazard a guess at an awful lot of pics having been taken without a thought to them being viewed by anyone other than the people in them.just my opinion...
Yup... I couldn't agree more. Nothing like a passion killer to say "oh... hang on a sec, let me just straighten out the sheets!"
That would seriously ruin the moment. I wouldn't be posting pics that were taken without thought to them being viewed by anyone other than the people in them! Discretion and all that! I was purely talking about photos taken specifically to be used for profiles.
Many dont take pictures specifically for profiles though, People tend to put pics which they think look of mine were took specifically for anything, even though they were quite staged but that was meerly because i knew pretty much what i wanted out of some pics,
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Get the link you want go to settings - forum setting (top right) take the link out of the signiture bit and change it, then save it should look summit like Our profile
without the spaces on the settings and this Our profile on you sig
without the spaces on the settings and this Our profile on you sig
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Quote by Calista
When I ran a poll a while back, the written word was the "medium of choice" for most of the ladies.
I know :twisted: My problem is finding the time to do it, there's always a child roaming round asking what I'm doing
I print a few of while im online banking or buying stuff of ebay then hide em til later in the day when children are asleep
wouldnt mind a work/kid safe option for here though
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We joined after an interwebby search and found the site, we joined to fulfil a fantasy of deks i wasnt overly keen to say the least. Done that now and im more involved than he is
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Quote by Bonedigger
the dogs claws tiptapping on the laminate
oh and i hate cheesecake for everything the look, texture, taste, and colour its sick pretending to look nice and failing horribly :shock: :vommitemote:
Oh and hate the feeling of socks on my feet
ooohhh tanny....this is how I feel about bananas...nasty hideous fruit of satan they are and should be banned!!
and :scared: ;scared: :shock: :eeek: :eeek: ......custard skin:needavomitemoteSObadlyrightnow:
Oooh banana on toast or banana custard Yummy Yummy Yummy :P
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the dogs claws tiptapping on the laminate
Now this makes me smile LOL . we only have laminate in the hall though and it usually means the dogs been upstairs with the kids and they've chased her away .... imagine a duck on an icy pond and that's out dog on laminate ... a mixture of paws, legs and dog sliding all over the place
We have laminate flooring in every room except the stairs she usually slides if she tries to run specially if someone knocks on the door
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Worlass, it sounds even better if you cant sing :karaoke:
:evil2: One way to stop splendidly coming to soon and falling over :angel:
:evil2: One way to stop splendidly coming to soon and falling over :angel:
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Quote by Peanut
Being thumped in the face by a 9 year old hyper upset child on the comedown after having a small glass of coke leading to full on mental screaming time :cry:
:therethere: Tan... big hugs xxxx
Thanks luckily i have quiet a bit of patience
Wasn't the same little tyke who fucked up the wallpaper was it?
Nope the wallpaper incident was a friend of my sons (still banned from the house) this was my son
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Being thumped in the face by a 9 year old hyper upset child on the comedown after having a small glass of coke leading to full on mental screaming time :cry:
:therethere: Tan... big hugs xxxx
Thanks luckily i have quiet a bit of patience
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<------------ 5 foot 1 and a bit, although my ex claims I am really only 4'11
Id go with the 5 foot 1 and a bit :twisted: ive met you and you definately wasnt shorter than me
Yayy Tan
I had 6" heels on hon, what size were yours snozzle balls! erm 6" i think :giggle: maybe 5" at a push
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Quote by jaymar
Lil miss, Tan & Nola have said it all for me. :thumbup:
Gobshites.
I know it leaves no room for us quiet onesMar that deaf lady said you were quiet! :giggle: she didnt have her hearing aid switched on :laughabove:
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<------------ 5 foot 1 and a bit, although my ex claims I am really only 4'11
Id go with the 5 foot 1 and a bit :twisted: ive met you and you definately wasnt shorter than me
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worlass :welcome: Do me a favour and sing or to splendidly
:rascal: :laughabove: :laughabove:
ta muchly :cheers:
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i hated the old pictures we used to have on when i had a horrid cream carpet and a long haired black dog that moults constantly no amount of hoovering will ever stop it, the dark laminate hides the dog hair better so not as visible in pics (i hope)
Very rare i look at pics though and if i do i dont really notice the background its the person im interested in, not the house and how clean/tidy it is people have lives and other things to be doing. I was brought up in a perfect show house, nothing was ever out of place there was never a dirty cup or spoon in the sink some people like that but not ideal in a home with 3 kids and a step dad who did a dirty manual job and to be honest i hated it, it wasnt a home it was a house made to look pretty for everyone elses benefit except those who lived in it
Most of our pics are took in the front room taken spur of the moment so as we smoke and more than likely had a drink there will always be the odd ashtray/glass hanging about so shoot me :twisted:
Very rare i look at pics though and if i do i dont really notice the background its the person im interested in, not the house and how clean/tidy it is people have lives and other things to be doing. I was brought up in a perfect show house, nothing was ever out of place there was never a dirty cup or spoon in the sink some people like that but not ideal in a home with 3 kids and a step dad who did a dirty manual job and to be honest i hated it, it wasnt a home it was a house made to look pretty for everyone elses benefit except those who lived in it
Most of our pics are took in the front room taken spur of the moment so as we smoke and more than likely had a drink there will always be the odd ashtray/glass hanging about
so shoot me :twisted: Sex God
Being thumped in the face by a 9 year old hyper upset child on the comedown after having a small glass of coke leading to full on mental screaming time :cry:
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the dogs claws tiptapping on the laminate
oh and i hate cheesecake for everything the look, texture, taste, and colour its sick pretending to look nice and failing horribly :shock: :vommitemote:
Oh and hate the feeling of socks on my feet
oh and i hate cheesecake for everything the look, texture, taste, and colour its sick pretending to look nice and failing horribly :shock: :vommitemote:
Oh and hate the feeling of socks on my feet
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Quote by winchwench
Lil miss, Tan & Nola have said it all for me. :thumbup:
Gobshites.
pot & kettle? :giggle:
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Shortest here i think well of those that have answered,
i measure to at 5 foot 1 and a half!!!! (that half makes a big difference ok) :twisted: (hard to beleive my mother and brother both are over 6 feet tall
and my mr is 5 foot 7 so quite short for a bloke (dekntan)
Combined height of 10 foot 8 and a half as a couple
but.... wheres Woohoo he surely must reign the title of shortest wee man in sh :giggle:
i measure to at 5 foot 1 and a half!!!! (that half makes a big difference ok) :twisted: (hard to beleive my mother and brother both are over 6 feet tall
and my mr is 5 foot 7 so quite short for a bloke (dekntan)
Combined height of 10 foot 8 and a half as a couple
but.... wheres Woohoo he surely must reign the title of shortest wee man in sh :giggle:
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Quote by TheLovelyOne
Which CSI?
None!
Run Tan, while you still have a life!
Never get the remote long enough to watch eastenders let alone anything else!
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The doggy usually get quite a few walks while olympics is on the bedroom gets more tidy than usual and i do things that i only ever do when im really really bored! plucking eyebrows, dusting, rearranging the teddy collection, giving the dog a hair do armed with brush and shears! :twisted:
I can usually put up with the fishing channel, picking up a book sorts that Its the darn footy i cant stand, biggest mistake of my life booking a holiday for my 21st, first holiday we had been on as a couple didnt effing plan on the world cup/euro watsit or what ever went on in 2005? happening at the same time did i :doh: never ever again :doh: yes, the night of my 21st birthday we sat in the caravan watching some football game or other 
such a great way to pee an other half off wasnt to keen on booking a holiday together after that :idea:
I can usually put up with the fishing channel, picking up a book sorts that Its the darn footy i cant stand, biggest mistake of my life booking a holiday for my 21st, first holiday we had been on as a couple
didnt effing plan on the world cup/euro watsit or what ever went on in 2005? happening at the same time did i :doh: never ever again :doh: yes, the night of my 21st birthday we sat in the caravan watching some football game or other such a great way to pee an other half off wasnt to keen on booking a holiday together after that :idea: Sex God
Pictures dont do it for me unfortunately neither does porn as such,
Give me a good story or me involved in a roll play scene and i might just get wet.
Saying that i can get stirrings for no apparent reason
Give me a good story or me involved in a roll play scene and i might just get wet.
Saying that i can get stirrings for no apparent reason
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I cut my own fringe in recently :scared:, got sick of the side fringe getting in my way
Had lots of good comments though :thumbup:
It really does come down to face shape etc, and can make the person look younger depending on the style of hair in the first place.
Had lots of good comments though :thumbup:
It really does come down to face shape etc, and can make the person look younger depending on the style of hair in the first place.
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I only wish there were someone I had a secret crush on
I wont tell no one if you dont!
