I hate airlines that discriminate according to size mainly because they do not charge any less for kids who weigh very little indeed and eat very little or not at all. (A child over 2 has to have his/her own seat and pays as much as an adult.)
What makes flights expensive, is not the cost of fuel but the cost of various taxes that they add onto the cost of flight - sometimes it is more than half. It is sickening that you have to pay airport taxes for some country's airport that was built years ago and has been repaid and then there is the security surcharge but nothing is changed security-wise, they just make our lives more difficult.
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Tania
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57
0 miles · Greater London
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Orgasminator
Until someone can prove to me that squirting does not happen through the urethra, I will not believe it is not piss. I think we need to get scientific in our experiment and get one of the squirty ladies and her man, set up a good camera with good lighting, film it, then watch it frame by frame to determine where the fluid comes from.
PS: a guy did try to make me squirt (he tried several times) but I found it impossible, the feeling was that I needed a wee and he kept telling me to do it, but my body would not obey and kept the sphincter muscles closed tight. The more he persevered, the more uncomfortable it became for me and left me feeling raw inside
Now if anyone here thinks he knows exactly how to go about it, has his partner's permission and is available daytimes... I'll be happy to try again, but I have little hope that it will succeed. Still, for the sake of science, I am willing to undergo this procedure. 
PS: a guy did try to make me squirt (he tried several times) but I found it impossible, the feeling was that I needed a wee and he kept telling me to do it, but my body would not obey and kept the sphincter muscles closed tight. The more he persevered, the more uncomfortable it became for me and left me feeling raw inside
Now if anyone here thinks he knows exactly how to go about it, has his partner's permission and is available daytimes... I'll be happy to try again, but I have little hope that it will succeed. Still, for the sake of science, I am willing to undergo this procedure.
Orgasminator
I feel quite intrigued by the idea of luring a straight man to have some bisexual interaction with another man whilst they are both enjoying me and me them. It is appealing to my wicked side. 
I would not say the same though if the tables were turned. I can easily imagine a man sitting on my face, but the thought of a woman doing so turns me stone cold. Still, if it meant that playing with another woman would cause unmeasurable frustration to say a tied up man, I would probably have some light interaction, as I am a big tease. :twisted:
I would not say the same though if the tables were turned. I can easily imagine a man sitting on my face, but the thought of a woman doing so turns me stone cold. Still, if it meant that playing with another woman would cause unmeasurable frustration to say a tied up man, I would probably have some light interaction, as I am a big tease. :twisted:
Orgasminator
Hi Garry
Wish I could do the things you do but I am physically limited in my options. But apart from that, what do you mean we women have a problem with finding a bloke who can scratch our itch and getting emotional?
I used to have a FB, a highly educated and intelligent bloke and our relationship was quite loose, we did talk to each other about our adventures, we met up socially and did stuff together (so it was not just sex), we even argued a few times and felt exasperated with each other's ways (for example, he used to bring food and drink in his rucksack when he visited which made me feel as if he was implying he didn't get enough food and drink here LOL) He was very idiosyncratic and that was fine as he was not a boyfriend or husband so I didn't feel burdened by such details.
Maybe this is the way things should happen in this life... people forming associations without burdening each other, just light fun and no pressure.
What do you think?
Wish I could do the things you do but I am physically limited in my options. But apart from that, what do you mean we women have a problem with finding a bloke who can scratch our itch and getting emotional?
I used to have a FB, a highly educated and intelligent bloke and our relationship was quite loose, we did talk to each other about our adventures, we met up socially and did stuff together (so it was not just sex), we even argued a few times and felt exasperated with each other's ways (for example, he used to bring food and drink in his rucksack when he visited which made me feel as if he was implying he didn't get enough food and drink here LOL) He was very idiosyncratic and that was fine as he was not a boyfriend or husband so I didn't feel burdened by such details.
Maybe this is the way things should happen in this life... people forming associations without burdening each other, just light fun and no pressure.
What do you think?
Orgasminator
Not had a meet yet, but planning to have one during school hours and see how it goes (if the guy doesn't bottle it which I have an inkling he will.) I would only arrange a babysitter or sleepover if I knew a guy well and thought him reliable and worth the expense ;) Other than that, have you thought of going to places like Rio's (if you live near London) or swinging clubs? At least you'll know the people there are up for it... 
Orgasminator
I hate storms; they freak me out. Yesterday, down South, the winds were howling and you could feel the pressure they put against the windows. It did not occur to me that it was another hurricane as I was busy trying to sort problems out. It is amazing though how good the weather is the day after a hurricane. Wish the same was true about life's problems...
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Thank you Katniss for your post. I am over the worst now. Nothing than a few real life problems to put things into perspective and make you realise how wrong a past relationship was.
I feel ready to meet now, provided it is under my own terms and with people I feel comfortable with. I have decided that I don't want any more complications in my life. It's high time I looked after my needs and had some fun.
I feel ready to meet now, provided it is under my own terms and with people I feel comfortable with. I have decided that I don't want any more complications in my life. It's high time I looked after my needs and had some fun.
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Can't find anyone worthwhile. Most people who write to me (and there are a lot of people who write!) want the novelty of doing an extra fat female. Then there are those who write with demand lists about what I'll wear and what I'll do. It is so annihilating! The rest are guys with live in girlfriends or wives who like to play outside their relationship without the woman knowing it. Can't believe they expect me to fall into their arms like a ripe fruit falls from a tree! It used to be that people were interested in the social aspect of swinging, too. It seems gone now. What do you guys think?
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I agree with all of you. I remembered that I had done the random sex thing a long time ago, just to prove to an ex and myself that I was still desirable. It wasn't fulfilling as I was always left at the end with my loneliness. Don't know how this memory resurfaced, or how it was buried in the first place.
I realise that it's important to give myself time and let things happen when they happen. It's a pity people don't meet up in my neck of the woods. I had once been to a Munch in Enfield and met some nice people. Wonder where everyone is and whether they are still swinging...
Thank you for caring enough to respond. :-)
I realise that it's important to give myself time and let things happen when they happen. It's a pity people don't meet up in my neck of the woods. I had once been to a Munch in Enfield and met some nice people. Wonder where everyone is and whether they are still swinging...
Thank you for caring enough to respond. :-)
Orgasminator
I recently broke up with my partner and, needless to say, I am broken-hearted. I have been without attention for a looooong time and I am eager to feel alive again. However, I am not sure what is the best thing to do:
a) just have sex with random guys in order to satisfy my sexual needs without caring to do the whole meet and let's get to know each other first, or
b) wait till I find someone who's on the same wave length with me and wants the intimacy, too
Has anyone found themselves in the same situation and how did you deal with it? I realise there are no right and wrong answers and I am probably going to be laughed at for asking advice in the forum, but maybe something someone has to say will get me thinking and make it easier for me to plan a way forward.
a) just have sex with random guys in order to satisfy my sexual needs without caring to do the whole meet and let's get to know each other first, or
b) wait till I find someone who's on the same wave length with me and wants the intimacy, too
Has anyone found themselves in the same situation and how did you deal with it? I realise there are no right and wrong answers and I am probably going to be laughed at for asking advice in the forum, but maybe something someone has to say will get me thinking and make it easier for me to plan a way forward.
Orgasminator
If you live in house with garden, then this scenario might be of interest to you:
Tie her breasts tightly with rope so they jut out. Make her wear a silky blouse (not see through) and send her out in the garden to hang the washing up or fetch stuff from the shed. She will feel very self conscious, especially if she runs the risk of being seen by neighbours who will do a double take at the size of her melons but not suspect what is going on.
An alternative solution is to make her ride in the passenger seat in your car dressed like that and make her smile to all men in cars when you stop at traffic lights... just to see their reactions! Go very close to the speed limit near traffic cams to give her an adrenaline buzz as she will be begging you to slow down... LOL or simply threaten to do so if she doesn't rub her nipples with her palms at every traffic light. :twisted:
Tie her breasts tightly with rope so they jut out. Make her wear a silky blouse (not see through) and send her out in the garden to hang the washing up or fetch stuff from the shed. She will feel very self conscious, especially if she runs the risk of being seen by neighbours who will do a double take at the size of her melons but not suspect what is going on.
An alternative solution is to make her ride in the passenger seat in your car dressed like that and make her smile to all men in cars when you stop at traffic lights... just to see their reactions! Go very close to the speed limit near traffic cams to give her an adrenaline buzz as she will be begging you to slow down... LOL or simply threaten to do so if she doesn't rub her nipples with her palms at every traffic light. :twisted:
Orgasminator
If I were in that situation, I would chat to my mate over some beers and raise the subject of swinging as a joke to see what he thinks. Perhaps both of them are curious about this practice. When the moment is opportune, just ask him 'so would you feel offended or turned on if you knew your wife wanted to do it with someone else? Would you encourage or discourage it?' Then you'll know where you stand.
I do not agree to go to him and rat on his wife's sexual advances towards you but I do agree with the opinions that want you to maintain your distance with a polite thanks, I am flattered but no thanks.
It will be very interesting to hear how you have decided to handle this situation.
I do not agree to go to him and rat on his wife's sexual advances towards you but I do agree with the opinions that want you to maintain your distance with a polite thanks, I am flattered but no thanks.
It will be very interesting to hear how you have decided to handle this situation.
Orgasminator
Dear Wantonwench
All I can say is I feel for you and you are not alone in that situation. Don't stress too much about the logistics of getting some fun. Just get to know a few people first, communicate in all possible ways without resolving to cam play (otherwise the people will get their satisfaction on cam and never meet), have a safe meet in a public place to verify they are what you think they are, see if there is the connection you seek and then arrange a meet for another day. Can you imagine the sweet anticipation for all involved?
I don't think that if you are well matched and proceed carefully there should be any emotional problems when you part ways. This only happens in random meets that are poorly planned and totally unsatisfying.
It is wonderful that you are embracing life as a single, wonderful that you are only willing to play it safe and you know your priorities in life. I predict you won't be alone for long!
All the best
Tania
All I can say is I feel for you and you are not alone in that situation. Don't stress too much about the logistics of getting some fun. Just get to know a few people first, communicate in all possible ways without resolving to cam play (otherwise the people will get their satisfaction on cam and never meet), have a safe meet in a public place to verify they are what you think they are, see if there is the connection you seek and then arrange a meet for another day. Can you imagine the sweet anticipation for all involved?
I don't think that if you are well matched and proceed carefully there should be any emotional problems when you part ways. This only happens in random meets that are poorly planned and totally unsatisfying.
It is wonderful that you are embracing life as a single, wonderful that you are only willing to play it safe and you know your priorities in life.
I predict you won't be alone for long!All the best
Tania
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If you are unsure or shy, just look out for a big, very fat lady with a short bob and big heavy breasts - doubt there will be two of us attending on the same night so it will be safe to approach and say 'hello Tania'. Both me and my boyfriend are friendly and chatty people.
If you are a single male, do check the Rio's policy about single men - do they chuck you out soon as couples time starts or let you stay provided you are 'respectful'? Or is it better to come after midnight when the doors open again?
We have no problem with singles. Also we have no problem with what you look like or what age you are as long as you are friendly and chatty, it will be fun meeting you.
If you are a single male, do check the Rio's policy about single men - do they chuck you out soon as couples time starts or let you stay provided you are 'respectful'? Or is it better to come after midnight when the doors open again?
We have no problem with singles. Also we have no problem with what you look like or what age you are as long as you are friendly and chatty, it will be fun meeting you.
Orgasminator
Drat, would have loved to meet up but we're doing the Devon thing just after the schools break for summer, think it is the weekend of 28th July.
Hope you get to meet some people on your trip, be them from here or just nice people you meet down the pub.
Wish you hadn't mentioned cake so many times... now I am all hungry for cake and there is not a single crumb in the house (I am trying to diet by replacing food pleasures with other oral pleasures.) *sigh*
Let us know how your trip went on, OK?
Hope you get to meet some people on your trip, be them from here or just nice people you meet down the pub.
Wish you hadn't mentioned cake so many times... now I am all hungry for cake and there is not a single crumb in the house (I am trying to diet by replacing food pleasures with other oral pleasures.) *sigh*
Let us know how your trip went on, OK?
Orgasminator
We are going to Rio's on Saturday night, during couples time. We are in our mid 40s and enjoy meeting people and having a good laugh and maybe some hanky panky. It's such good fun when you don't know whose fingers are probing you in the jacuzzi...
If you fancy meeting up, please email me.
If you fancy meeting up, please email me.
Orgasminator
Anyone knows if it is still going? Sent an email but it got returned as undeliverable. I read in their website that the couple are no longer together but he seemed to be continuing the business regardless. Did this change? Any information greatly received! Thanks in advance.
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I used to use filters but life taught me that I can be pleasantly surprised when I relax my strict boundaries - be them related to someone's age, profession, colour, ability or lack of, income, etc. I once made the mistake of discounting someone because he didn't fit my tight criteria and when I met him in person I was bowled over by how brilliant he was (brilliant enough to make every negative point pale.) Now I try to keep an open mind and if there is chemistry online, I am almost certain there will be chemistry in real life.
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I'd meet up, if I were bisexual (which I am not). I knew a couple whose female was a BBW escort - she was a fantastic person to talk to, fascinating to say the least and no wonder her clients adored her. When she first told me what she does for a living I nearly choked on my drink but I found it more strange that her husband was not only OK with it but was encouraging her to see clients. As far as know that couple are also swingers for their own fun - why not?
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This is a hard one because most people will say they won't judge a person by their disability, but we all know this happens.
I went on a date with a guy from SH some time ago and he noticed I parked on a disabled bay. I didn't want to use my walking stick so walked to the pub unaided but of course a bit unsteady on my feet and he asked 'how long have you had a problem walking' OMG! I had made mention of my damaged knees but I guess it doesn't sink in until you've actually seen the person and seen how a disability affects their day to day life.
What may be scary to you, is routine to me. So no need to worry too much and get stressed.
That's all I can say and wish you luck in finding a swinging partner that will accept you as you are or will be.
I went on a date with a guy from SH some time ago and he noticed I parked on a disabled bay. I didn't want to use my walking stick so walked to the pub unaided but of course a bit unsteady on my feet and he asked 'how long have you had a problem walking' OMG! I had made mention of my damaged knees but I guess it doesn't sink in until you've actually seen the person and seen how a disability affects their day to day life.
What may be scary to you, is routine to me. So no need to worry too much and get stressed.
That's all I can say and wish you luck in finding a swinging partner that will accept you as you are or will be.
Orgasminator
Yes,it happens but I find loads of foreplay and a sensitive sexual partner can eliminate the stress-related lack of release.
I always compare sex with a car journey through known or unknown territory with the same end destination. You can get there fast or slow or your car can break down on the way. Why worry when you can enjoy the scenery and company, whatever the situation?
I always compare sex with a car journey through known or unknown territory with the same end destination. You can get there fast or slow or your car can break down on the way. Why worry when you can enjoy the scenery and company, whatever the situation?
Orgasminator
A woman definitely loses her interest in sex when she's given birth. Her mind is too preoccupied with the care for the little one and her body too tired from the demands of labour, disrupted sleep and the huge change to her routine.
Men don't understand this, because they get a time span when their pregnant wives are gagging for sex (hormones do that) and then they get totally blanked out. It is common for men to seek consolation in another woman's arms and relationships break down just when it is most important to nurture them!
Your theory about a woman having finished with child rearing at 40 makes sense but nowadays more and more women have children at a ripe age and suffer the ill effects in their sexuality later on in life.
I would say that a woman in her 40s has had time to experiment, do silly things with her life, learn from mistakes, build a career or raise a family, get the basic worries sorted (e.g. income, roof over her head, etc.) so she is finally free to enjoy herself without guilt or stress (at 40 you no longer worry about getting pregnant because you are an expert at contraception).
Don't know if it is a good idea to pair up younger men with older women, though. I think we need to make room in our lives for love and understanding.
Men don't understand this, because they get a time span when their pregnant wives are gagging for sex (hormones do that) and then they get totally blanked out. It is common for men to seek consolation in another woman's arms and relationships break down just when it is most important to nurture them!
Your theory about a woman having finished with child rearing at 40 makes sense but nowadays more and more women have children at a ripe age and suffer the ill effects in their sexuality later on in life.
I would say that a woman in her 40s has had time to experiment, do silly things with her life, learn from mistakes, build a career or raise a family, get the basic worries sorted (e.g. income, roof over her head, etc.) so she is finally free to enjoy herself without guilt or stress (at 40 you no longer worry about getting pregnant because you are an expert at contraception).
Don't know if it is a good idea to pair up younger men with older women, though. I think we need to make room in our lives for love and understanding.
