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The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by nandslondon
Well i may get 7 and half hours sleep.. just got glued to something on TV "the man behind the tan" ha ha.. Not good for my randy-ness mind!! :shock:

Ewww... kilroy wanking - yuck! lol
LMAO!!! that's gotta be desperation....
lol
Call me fussy, but much prefer Trisha myself ;)
Haha!! biggrin
Bloody hell.....that's a dominant woman!!! I can just see her telling her man off.....
:lol:
Quote by nandslondon
Well i may get 7 and half hours sleep.. just got glued to something on TV "the man behind the tan" ha ha.. Not good for my randy-ness mind!! :shock:

Ewww... kilroy wanking - yuck! lol
LMAO!!! that's gotta be desperation....
lol
Quote by the_magik_s
Bloody hell.. its gone 3am!!!!!!!!! :shock:
Night Night all... wave Im off for a wank and at least eight hours sleep wink

Night magik ;)
Quote by nandslondon
I could almost track it....and I'll bet you live in the same block as me, the way this is going! LMAO!!!

KNOCK KNOCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now I am freaked.... :shock: :shock: :shock:
Anywhere near Price's Candles?
Quote by nandslondon
Points upwards biggrin
And you are nearer to me than Wandsworth if the 237 goes near you! :D :D

Is your bloody surname 'Marple' ?? lol
;)
Well, by W'worth, we meant the borough of... smile
OMFG!!! LMAO!!! I have been called "Miss Marple" MANY times...but not for these reasons!! LOL!!! (it's another story, another part of my online life! lol)
The 237 runs down a road that is 2 mins walk away from me :D
Quote by nandslondon

Which bus you gonna be on tomorrow?:

Hmmm...let me think....
170...37...237... :twisted:
Points upwards biggrin
And you are nearer to me than Wandsworth if the 237 goes near you! :D :D
Quote by nandslondon

LOL....I have a fella who knows I lust after women...
:mrgreen:

Hmmm... we will definitely have to chat biggrin
Which bus you gonna be on tomorrow?
We'll sit behind ya !!!! wink
LOL!!! The 44 :D
That would be funny, turning up at the appointment, giggling, dishevelled, looking like :shock: ....ROFL!!!!
:P
Quote by the_magik_s
Thank you, I just snorted up my cider!!! lol :lol:
surprised

Haa Haaa.... bet that hit the spot!!. :shock:
LMAO!
I think I chilled the front of my brain with it!
:shock:
Quote by nandslondon

Thank you, I just snorted up my cider!!! lol :lol:
surprised

Damn, and here are we with cheap bloody charlie !!!!
.... and you've got cider !!! :lol:
Only the best, daaahling! :lol:
Quote by nandslondon

(I'm an attached early-days bi-fem....will I do?! lol)

Jaw just dropped!!! :shock:
How 'attached' confused: lol
:twisted:
LOL....I have a fella who knows I lust after women...
:mrgreen:
Quote by the_magik_s
LMAO!!! I'm gonna look a right div as I pass through Wandsworth, looking out for magik's car and waving madly at the houses that look like they have no single bi-fems in them! lol
I'll get to my appointment with a floppy hand and a silly grin on my face!!! LOL!!!
biggrin
(I'm an attached early-days bi-fem....will I do?! :lolsmile

What about me?.. if i pass through seeing your floppy hand and your silly grin ,i will not be able to drive straight for pissing myself laughing. Then ill end up in some wall... also with a silly grin still on my face and floppy arms let alone a floppy hand.
Thank you, I just snorted up my cider!!! :lol: :lol:
surprised
LMAO!!! I'm gonna look a right div as I pass through Wandsworth, looking out for magik's car and waving madly at the houses that look like they have no single bi-fems in them! lol
I'll get to my appointment with a floppy hand and a silly grin on my face!!! LOL!!!
biggrin
(I'm an attached early-days bi-fem....will I do?! :lolsmile
Quote by nandslondon
London seems very well represented this fine eve ;)

Yes, and SOUTH WEST London, too!
Can I ask whereabouts you live? (just interested biggrin )
NO ! (lol)
Close to, er.... Wandsworth ;)
OMG....I'll give you a wave as I pass on the bus tomorrow!!! LOL!!!
:D
Quote by nandslondon
London seems very well represented this fine eve ;)

Yes, and SOUTH WEST London, too!
Can I ask whereabouts you live? (just interested biggrin )
Quote by the_magik_s
hey fluffy.. where in london you from?.. ive just moved from south london to erm..er.. somewhere greener!. wink you think after 27yrs loving there id be glad to get out wouldnt you?.. but i kinda miss the place. typical biggrin

Ooooh....without giving too much info away....I'm in the Battersea area :D
Where did you move from?
he he with out giving too much info away i was close to battersea.. just south over the river.. still down there by day mind as i work there.
Eehhhh.....OK, that's made it a VERY small world tonight! lol
cool
Quote by the_magik_s
hey fluffy.. where in london you from?.. ive just moved from south london to erm..er.. somewhere greener!. wink you think after 27yrs loving there id be glad to get out wouldnt you?.. but i kinda miss the place. typical biggrin

Ooooh....without giving too much info away....I'm in the Battersea area :D
Where did you move from?
Quote by hans dip
oh get a room... ha haa wink

my thoughts exactly... thats got to be the fastest pull i've ever seen. lol
PMSL!!!! And you saw it here first, folks..... :lol: :mrgreen:
I think I like it here *snigger*
biggrin
Quote by Jotan1968
Small world... but I would want to paint it. lol

:lol:
It's funny, I've been sat here for weeks wondering where all the Londoners are (I know there are a few, but most peeps seem to be outside, up, down from London)....and then 2 of us sign up on the same night! :shock: :lol:
Quote by Jotan1968
Hello All,
My name is John (36) and I'm new here. I've been very interested in the swinging scene for a while now, and am wondering if any of you can give me some pointers how to get on the first rung of the ladder... whatever the first rung of the ladder is?
Kind regards,
John. biggrin

Hi John, newbie here too....
wave
Quote by Cock of the North
Glenn Close
Louis Theroux

I would shag those two. Especially Louis. I love the way he talks.
(EAMONN ANDREWS??? Isn't he dead?!)
Quote by hans dip
I heard a roomer today that they are talking about legalising prostration in Liverpool

didn't realise lying down was illegal in the first place...
LMAO!!!! lol
Quote by MrFC
Hi welcome to the site lol you seem to be well accomplished in posting.
Salute :lol:

LOL....that's years of practise on various other forums :lol:
Just feeling my way round here cool