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The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by neilinleeds
what those two said! ;)
:welcome: to SH Fluffy Thing! and good on ya for delurking! just dive right in now! biggrin
have fun! :D
neil x x x ;)

Thank you :D
:D
Quote by ant140
Hope you enjoy the shits and gigals on this site as much as i have

no one enjoys the shits....well as far as I know anyway!!!!
smile :)
I've not met one yet lol
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Quote by MrFC
Sagittarius women:
You like the outdoors - freaking out if you are in a tent, camper, or on the beach. You enjoy sex, but you don't like to prolong the preliminaries and want to start the main show as soon as possible. Like to tease your partner to the point of losing control. You don't ~ mind if your man comes too quickly - you are a generous and accepting lover. Best sex mates: Leo, Libra, and Sagittarius. Your sexual wardrobe will consist of accessories - gloves and shoes

Hmmmm. I dunno. I don't do gloves and shoes. And I LOVE foreplay....but I AM generous, as long as I don't hear snoring after 5 minutes of BJ rolleyes
Quote by MrFC
Here's one from last year lol
Scorpio Men.A lustful, sexy, amimal. Enjoy's biting, sucking and is master of....oral sex. Inflicting pain turns him on so he may pinch at nipples or the inside of thighs. Likes it in the water, but his kink is that he prefers wood tables and hard floors to satin and silk. His erogenous zone is his genitalia.
Hey this isn't bad even MrsFC agrees Want to know your's?

Ooooh....my....god.....sounds exactly like the scorpio man I pulled just before Xmas :shock:
Grrrrrr.......lemme at him......:mrgreen:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I wouldn't be in a rush to write an ad if I were you. Hang around here and get to know everyone and you'll soon be having fun!! wink lol :lol:
Oh!! ........................................ and welcome!!! wave :wave: :wave:

Eeeeehhh...I couldn't find the wave smilie for my OP...thanks for that!
OOH! And a reply from a mod....fanx :wave:
Quote by Vix
Hmm.
You could try the ad thing. If you want a zillion replies from people that have not read the ad and just make you feel ill. (Along with one, maybe two, who sound vaguely interesting, to you) OR you could stay in here and have a laugh and see what happens. This has been the most wonderful approach for us.

LOL! OK, I'll put that on the back burner for a while....sounds like it should be conducted while part-pissed and with a "happy" head on! lol
I've had more fun reading the forums than the ads, to tell the truth, some things posted have made me LOL!
Quote by SurreyBloke
Hello, Good evening and welcome. wave
Having 'lurked' for a few weeks I'm sure you'll have noticed that regular posters tend toward the 'stange' side.
It's not a problem really.... You don't notice it and it's not painfull.
Welcome agin

LOL!!! Thank you for the welcome....I've noticed that many posters share a similar sense of humour to me...'strange' comes naturally to me :mrgreen:
Hi all,
I have been lurking for a few weeks now, and finally got the nerve to register blink ....I am not usually so shy, but swinging is all a bit new to me....but hello at last!!! It's nice to be able to actually "speak" to the people I've been reading all this time *waves* biggrin
Well, a little about me...I am female, I've been in a heterosexual relationship for a few years now, we both have our fantasies, I've actually fulfilled mine but want MORE! LOL! I'm a BBW (thanks to this site I have an acronym!), 33 years old, more than bi-curious, am open and honest, and have a cracking dirty sense of humour (apparantly lol).....
And I would LOVE to place an ad, but have serious nerves about it! I keep trying to write one, but then hit delete...so I thought I would come here for advice about writing a good ad, and also how to filter the replies??? And any other advice that can be offered!
Be gentle with me! redface
Thank you all smile