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The__Muttleys
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
Straight Female, 71
0 miles · Cornwall
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Ive discussed this with mrs m, and she thinks she may have seen a mating pair of speckled y fronts, when we were out and about last week.
We have decided to take time off work and go out and hunt for them.
Will keep you all posted as to our progress.
Fingers crossed.....this could be a great find!! :shock:
We have decided to take time off work and go out and hunt for them.
Will keep you all posted as to our progress.
Fingers crossed.....this could be a great find!! :shock:
16 sleeps to go!!
Seeing all our freinds..........getting horny..........getting drunk....................flirting........................................................................................................................................................burning the shorts.....................................oh what glee!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
oke: :poke: 
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :cheers: :cheers:
Seeing all our freinds..........getting horny..........getting drunk....................flirting........................................................................................................................................................burning the shorts.....................................oh what glee!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
oke: :poke: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :cheers: :cheers: 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:The 1st mate on a ship goes to see the captain............................knocks on the door................
Captain....................come in!
captain................ah, 1st mate, what can i do for you, please, sit down.
1st mate..............well sir, its a little bit delicate, but i though i should informyou, that i believe the steward is gay.
Captain................really! and what gives you that impression?
1st mate...............well sir, when i went to his cabin last night, to suck him off, he had a distinct taste of shit on his dick!
Captain....................come in!
captain................ah, 1st mate, what can i do for you, please, sit down.
1st mate..............well sir, its a little bit delicate, but i though i should informyou, that i believe the steward is gay.
Captain................really! and what gives you that impression?
1st mate...............well sir, when i went to his cabin last night, to suck him off, he had a distinct taste of shit on his dick!
Welcome mrs OOTD, we are a fairly experienced cpl now, and we would be only too pleased to give any assistance we can.
PM us if you would like to have a chat or have any Q's.
We cant promise to give you the 'very' best advice, but it will be honest and based on our own experiences.
Good luck you two xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
PM us if you would like to have a chat or have any Q's.
We cant promise to give you the 'very' best advice, but it will be honest and based on our own experiences.
Good luck you two xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
He aint been back to the thread cos he's too busy wiping the tears from his face, cos hes pissin himself laughing at all the 'advisory' posts on here. :shock:
Ffs cant we all just have fun without the parade of people doling out this and that advice to peeps who should know better anyway.
Anyone who comes into the scene without first educating themselves as to the risks-v-pleasure factors, should never come to the scene in the first place, because they are not worthy of our time or effort.
Who wears condoms and who doesnt is irrelevant, as they should have already assesed the risks and made a considered judgement thereto.
Moan over!
Ffs cant we all just have fun without the parade of people doling out this and that advice to peeps who should know better anyway.
Anyone who comes into the scene without first educating themselves as to the risks-v-pleasure factors, should never come to the scene in the first place, because they are not worthy of our time or effort.
Who wears condoms and who doesnt is irrelevant, as they should have already assesed the risks and made a considered judgement thereto.
Moan over!
