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The__Muttleys
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
Straight Female, 71
0 miles · Cornwall

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WoooooooooooHooooooooooo , i like a bit of bum attachment , specially when its a superb bum like yours xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx wink
Ive never been attached to sarah's bum either................................bummer!! :shock:
SirLee did u mean u resmble or resent that remark, if the former, then youre a tart too, if the latter, i apologise profusely and promise to attach myself to kaz's bum, only with your express permission lol wink
I spend loads of time in here, but i dont feel any of it is wasted time.
Time wasters cannot be picked out, until they do it to you.
He can be found regularly attached to kaz's bum....cant think why confused
but then he's generally attached to other ladies bums too..............tart lol :shock:
Mrs rams Happy Birthday you sexy thing xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
steve and gilly (the muttleys) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mayonaise......for some odd reason. but now have it regularly.
Yet salad cream ive always hated, cant even stand the smell of it. confused
I know exactly how to sort these shitbags out.
If the management wont do it, then we should!!
Only been to Partners once and all was fine, but if this had happened when i was there with my wife there would have been something done about it....deffo.
When are we going to learn, not to allow others to ruin our enjoyment.
Sorts and glasgowfella, you were both correct.
It is a cockerel with no balls and they are , or were, injected with hormones to make them big and fat.
I didnt know it had been stopped, but i do remember they were very tasty.
Of course, i may have been affected by the hormones, cos im big and fat, and mrs m often says ive got no balls!! :shock:
My mum used to say that turkey was too dry, so she used to get a capon.
Wer'e thinking of having one this year, and i had to ask my mum exactly what it was, as i cudnt remember.
By way of a bit of a hijack, and giving information to the thread, does anyone know what a capon is???
A good friend gave us ours for a little pressie, but i dont think it can be mistaken for anything else, or anyone else.
But, i can see how similar avatars could cause confusion. biggrin
Sorry, iv decided not to comment on this thread, as mrs m will have me exterminated. :shock:
Bloody good though hehehe wink :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Well im going back to the thread.......
Mrs m and i regularly stop mid convo, and laugh, that we now have conversations about things which, if other peeps heard, they wud think we were wierdos.
A talk about who weve shagged, and what we want to others is, to the outside world, frowned upon, and disgusting, but to us its natural.
And where else can you have a chat about intimate things, with informed peeps, who understand, or who at the very least have a funny comment to make about the subject.
Yes, this is a unique lifestyle, to be sure.
ahhhhhhhhhh yessss !!!
Youv'e reminded me of the 1st time i plucked up the courage to snog Mrs Muttley, it lasted what seemed forever,and by the end of it we were in love. we just knew it, and weve been that way ever since. hmmmmmm.
Right, thats enough soppiness!! :shock:
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If i tried to lick my balls i'd snap me spine, rupture me spleen, and generally injure meself,
permanently :shock:
However, for a biscuit, any lady can do it for me.....far better idea me thinks. wink
Well, thats the first time ive been part of the opening of a thread, and what happens?. Its speculated as to whether i can lick my own balls. rolleyes :roll: