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The__Muttleys
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
Straight Female, 71
0 miles · Cornwall

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went to a sex shop in blackpool, to find out a number for Euphoria. They gave me a card and when i went on the site, there were loads of links to various other sites.....we chose this one only and have not strayed since. wink
Theres no point in puttin titchy pleas for your shorts in your posts.................they're getting burnt............OK ?? biggrin :D :D :D :D
Can we confirm, our confirmation that we are coming smile :) :) :) :)
Love and licks :P :P :P :P
The Muttleys (Steve and Gilly)
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How tattyfelarious !! I'd just like to say how tickled i am, and to say, what a lovely day for poking yourself in the eye, and ,saying, hows that for an eyeful !!.
By jove !!
ahem...........................erm..............riding crop, just using the leather bit on the end. :shock:
i spoke to sleazy and marcuso about this, and they always insist on a pic in both directions so that they dont scare the peeps they're meeting if its a bit dark. biggrin :D :D :D
Seriously tho, i think pics are a good idea, so at least you know what peeps look like.
If JL is kissing things better, im gonna get injured just for the occasion lol :shock:
Marchin' on together......were gonna see you win, na na na na na na.................
Pah, sleazy, wat u call that titchy little plane???
The B52's are on there way in now so watch it you lot.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.....smells like...........VICTORY !!
Sarge...see wot uve done?? Its WAR !!
Do we really need tanks General???............................we have no choice !!
CRY 'HAVOC' AND LET SLIP, THE DOGS OF WAR !!
Meanwhile in off to sassy,s for some cod and chips before it goes off. :shock:
Whatever the historical meaning, arent lips gorgeous chaps?? wink
Specially red ones mmmmmmmmmmmm :wink:
Yep....through the roof here too, dont know why, dont care to know, just enjoying it !! biggrin :D :D :D :D
Thinks....Mrs Muttley has a lot to do with it.
And swinging.
poke naughty
BUGGER !!!!! now ive got to chase her with this sodding great cod on me shoulder :shock: .........................Come back ya chicken !!!!!! You wait til i get me mitts on ya!! mmmmmmmmm come to think of it she is well worth the chase.......wait for me sassy hun wink
Tried to get some of the tiramisu profiteroles with belgian chocolate sauce....but no!!
we dont think these things ever existed, and it was a cunning ploy to get us all in the shop. :shock:
Wooooooooooohoooooooooooooooo cod v trout.
The trout might win on flavour, but your in serious trouble if i get a good slap in with this big fecker here. The cod that is :shock:
Anyone else for a good pescatorising?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
We used to do that all the time, but not so much now.
Some of the peeps we saw, we were sure were swingers, but it was all in the minds of newbies.
Mind you we still cant tell 'em apart lol.
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we can vouch for wondermum marc, shes been in the chatroom for quite a while now m8 lol :lol: :lol:
Nips out to the fishmongers, buys a huge cod, comes back and slaps sarg and anyone else who might be around.......erm , with the cod.
Then fillets it, and cooks everyone a nice fish and chips with mushy peas, as a peace offering. wink
Hmmmmmmmm 2 feet away eh?
Slacking eh?
In that case Vicky and Steph, (who are sposed to be looking after me), why wasnt i introduced, and asked for a snog. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Albert Einstien
Ronnie Barker
Sofia Loren
Arthur Scargill
Why??? Because you said i could. :shock: