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Theladyisaminx
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 62
United Kingdom

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Quote by flower411

One or two people know my real first name ....but my surname is so ridiculously unique ....I think I`ve only ever told it to one person .......cos their`s was so silly lol

Hope you are not saying mine was silly lol
You told me once but I have long forgotten rolleyes
Minx ...you`ve reminded me that I have possibly told TWO people .....but seriously ??? How on earth could you forget my surname ??????? rolleyes
Because I only store information that is useful to know, my brain deletes the rest. ;-)
Quote by flower411

I would have believed you too :shock:
As friends shouldn't lie :kick:
You don't like to see pictures or cam wink

I know ya would have believed me minx !!! I had the whole evening planned winding you up lol
Awww you just want to chat to me all evening don't Ya. You only have to ask wink
But I am washing my hair tonight. :P
MMMMM bent over the bath tub then !! lol
I decided to leave it to the morning lol
I choose mine in a couple of seconds now realise it is a mouthful, most people call me minx, I dont know why they don't call me lady lol
Quote by flower411

One or two people know my real first name ....but my surname is so ridiculously unique ....I think I`ve only ever told it to one person .......cos their`s was so silly lol

Hope you are not saying mine was silly lol
You told me once but I have long forgotten rolleyes
Quote by flower411

I would have believed you too :shock:
As friends shouldn't lie :kick:
You don't like to see pictures or cam wink

I know ya would have believed me minx !!! I had the whole evening planned winding you up lol
Awww you just want to chat to me all evening don't Ya. You only have to ask wink
But I am washing my hair tonight. :P
Quote by Ian
us girls don't have these problems you see, ours are very tidy and in place. wink

You sure about that? Ever heard of the term "badly packed kebab". Surely there's no smoke without fire
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
Errrmmm no, the mind boggles lol
Quote by Kaznkev
thats usually my position dawnie, but the masarati was fun. and i have to say, driving around central london and up through mayfair i now realise that an expensive car really is a pussy magnet.

I wondered why my cats haven't come home yet rolleyes
Oh god minx !!!
Whadya go and say that for ???
I`ve now got this vision of brucie shaggin ya cat on the bonnet of a masarati !!! :shock: :shock:
rotflmao
better tell minx you done it again flower,at least 3 times today wink
Done what three times?
Quote by flower411
thats usually my position dawnie, but the masarati was fun. and i have to say, driving around central london and up through mayfair i now realise that an expensive car really is a pussy magnet.

I wondered why my cats haven't come home yet rolleyes
Oh god minx !!!
Whadya go and say that for ???
I`ve now got this vision of brucie shaggin ya cat on the bonnet of a masarati !!! :shock: :shock:
I have two Flower sorry to spoil your vision! wink
Quote by brucie
thats usually my position dawnie, but the masarati was fun. and i have to say, driving around central london and up through mayfair i now realise that an expensive car really is a pussy magnet.

I wondered why my cats haven't come home yet rolleyes
Quote by brucie
holy shit, i cant believe i need to say this, but ladies
for men, any holes a goal. a man will fuck the pavement, car, apple pie, the list goes on. did i mention household appliances?
basically you know all those guys who come accross as grown up, sensitive, discerning, honest, tell you they only practise safe sex, are totally straight etc... bollocks. its just an image they are trying to portray as a means to their end.
lesson over.

Brucie,
I think to a degree you are right, as hubby as said if a woman offers herself on a plate to him, he dont know if he would refuse and he has said most men wouldn't either if they were honest.
Being a woman on this site I guess some men might think we are here for the having, don't you think a lot of woman know that to be the case, but what I don't think you have stated or thought about is that some women are astute.
Quote by flower411
I am having a look about, what I did notice is that on my profile it had up one of my private pictures, dont know if others in the new style would have looked at my profile and seen it, but removed it promptly from view :shock:

Awwwww ya spoilsport !!!
I was just gonna tell her we could still see it !! lol
I would have believed you too :shock:
As friends shouldn't lie :kick:
You don't like to see pictures or cam wink
I am having a look about, what I did notice is that on my profile it had up one of my private pictures, dont know if others in the new style would have looked at my profile and seen it, but removed it promptly from view :shock:
I just signed in to the new look sh, I think it is looking good, might take a little time to get around it, but looks easy enough.
What do others think?
Quote by brucie
you never really know though. im not suggesting either of your partners are dishonest, but there is no lack of people who have been dishonest with their partners for 30 years.
or do they only become dishonest if found out?

You are so cynical rotflmao
Quote by Bear69
sh can be so naive sometimes. its as if youre all living in happyland. must be the meds.
i know several people who are swingers, one or two on here too, who do the whole "we only swing together and with each others approval" thing but happily play away behind their partners' backs. call me an old cynic but very very few people are that honest... especially the ones that feel the need to go on about how honest they are...
real world sale -------------------------->

34 years together here brucie!!! we are as you put it...one of the very few lol lol
30 years here Bear. :thumbup:
We have a couple of guys we meet, sometimes they come here, other times we have gone to their place. I tend to believe they are honest in saying they are now single wink
Quote by ToshUK
Timewarp ROFL
Just to break the trend right handed and it usually ends up on the right but as in so many other ways, I like a little variety from time to time.
Sometimes if life gets interesting I dress to the waistband.

OOO that could mean you are ambidextrous wink
Maybe guys like to know where it sits as to not to grab it when needing the gents and pulling at it and tying it in a knot. :giggle:
I don't know just a theory I have, us girls don't have these problems you see, ours are very tidy and in place. wink
I was having a laugh in the chat room last night, and the conversation switched to, what side a man dresses to. I would like to put a theory to the test, please tell us what hand you use to write with, then what side you dress too.
You will be helping to put a theory to a test so look at it as research for the ladies on beach bar 3 wink lol
I did suggest going to a supermarket study the groin area then ask the guy for his autograph, but then thought posting here might be easier wink
I would give you my last rolo if that is what you mean. lol
Do you like having erotic pictures taken?
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Does anyone know if there's a dvd available that specifically gives exercises which will improve muscle tone for sexual activities? :twisted: I thought about it as my next money-making scheme, so what do you think?

Pelvic floor exercises dunno
Works for me. lol
Quote by AtomCom2001
Steve's along the right lines Minx- sorry to dissapoint you but we "old timers" have already seen this particular oddity before...no Mulder & Scully in sight though, sadly. wink

ooo does that make me a young timer? :P
I quiet like the thought of having things going on without any explaination. wink
Ooo that has been made me think of something hummm might have to do a new thread me thinks. lol
If you want Minxy I can fo bump in the night for you .. lol
But I prefer the lights on. :P