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Thrud
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 115
0 miles · Greater London

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Hiro_nakamura ………………Dlep
Professor_x
Kal_el
Bluntman
Supergirl
Thrud
Fahrenheit………………………I Know lol
BuffyVampSlayer………………..
Huntress
penfold2007
Poetica
Superchicken

Wonder-pets
Mr_
Cybergirl
She-ra
intrntnl_rscu
Erectoman
Captain_Areola………Mallock
bat-minx
TheSilverSurfer
Artemis
Batfink2007
Quote by Captain_areola

Thrud passes Captain-Areola a pack of super absorbent loin cloths with wings

Do they come in extra large dunno

Turd, sorry I mean Thrud, what we going to do about Clitorus anyway mate :dunno:
I usually stitch two together……..
Still trying to find the %$$*""ing place……… :dunno:
Quote by Captain_areola

if you think I'm getting my cock out with Thrud around think again

I'm not scared, his axe won't get through my girth :smug:
(OK now I'm pissing myself at my own bollox)
Thrud passes Captain-Areola a pack of super absorbent loin cloths with wings
Quote by Buffyvampslayer


Oooh can I use one of those snappy back ones, can I, can I?
redface Hope it didn't hurt too much when I let it go? :giggle:

Pain, I like your thinking :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Buffy had a pm from the other side, he wanted me to try cock torture on him, I'll have to remember this one :giggle:
Chicken chokers get everywhere
Quote by Fahrenheit

Thrud approaches Catlike, axe at the ready... sniff sniff…………..
“hummm!, should be safe, this one smells dead to me” poke

<<<<< knew she shouldn't have had that tin of tuna for lunch rolleyes
Can a superheroine say, "Eeeeewwwwwww" confused:
Thrud looks about for the little pussy, what went Eeeeeeewwww........
Thrud likes pussys
Quote by Fahrenheit
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted rolleyes

Welcome Farenheit, you come prepared biggrin Let the quest begin :rascal:
Hello Buffy are you joining me in the clitoris rejuvenation project confused:
I'm with you!! Many hands make light work :D
Fahrenheit quivers slightly at the idea of many hands :rascal:
Thrud gets his axe, how many hands do you need?
Hey evil I prefer my hands to be attached to their arms thank you Mr all muscle no brains :roll:
Thrud quietly puts the bucket of hands in the bin, no pleasing some people. :roll:
Quote by Fahrenheit
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted rolleyes

Welcome Farenheit, you come prepared biggrin Let the quest begin :rascal:
Hello Buffy are you joining me in the clitoris rejuvenation project confused:
I'm with you!! Many hands make light work :D
Fahrenheit quivers slightly at the idea of many hands :rascal:
Thrud gets his axe, how many hands do you need?
Quote by Buffyvampslayer
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted rolleyes

Ummmm, Can I eat it?, and do I need to kill it first?
There is eating involved yes my dear Thrud, here let me guide you :grin:
Thrud approaches Catlike, axe at the ready... sniff sniff…………..
“hummm!, should be safe, this one smells dead to me” poke
Quote by Fahrenheit
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted rolleyes

Ummmm, Can I eat it?, and do I need to kill it first?
Thrud eyes up wonder-pets and considers if they would go well in a Hobbit burger………
so begins the first quest of the day, food!
Thrud awakes from the sleep of ages, shrugs of the Hop induced stupor and prepares for a whole new day of adventuring in the traditional barbarian fashion……..
"Beer"!
Thrud likes a girl who knows Barbarian foreplay……. :rascal:
Thrud places his mighty chopper on the table and awaits some Buffy the whatsit repayment action………
oh, and he leans his axe against the wall
Thrud applies some ice to Buffy the whatsit…………..
“Oops, er, you’re going to need stitches for that redface
Thrud returns with blood soaked ice, and a G&T containing body parts
“They expected me to pay?” :huh:
Thrud spins on his heels and heads for the bar, almost decapitating Buffy the whatsit with his mighty axe.
“Sorry”
Thrud swings back, successfully decapitating the small bloke with glasses who can’t speak Japanese properly.
“ Oh Bugger!”