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23 Sep 2004

I notice that the Girlies have the Swinging Heaven best boobies competition, but don't you think its about time us guys had something???
How about a cutest cock competion?
Or Best Butt ?
or Amazing Ab's....
Mind you who would be the judges? I suppose we would have to get a panel of you girlies together!!
Anyone got a twopennethworth?
Sean

23 Sep 2004

No Chav's

What the Hell is a Chav???
Sean

23 Sep 2004

Can I suggest that you consider one of the many wonderful stage shows in London.
The Producers is very good, funny and clever, which I think is perfect for a first time date, failing that you should definitely try mamma Mia (Unless you hate ABBA) as its an absolute hoot and guaranteed to be a great start to any date.
Or how about a restauarant, I can recommend several good ones.
Benihana's on the kings road is wonderful and not scarily expensive, its Japanese food but with a taste to suit everyone and each meal is an entertainment in itself.
The waiters preparing and cooking the food in front of you, as well as performing tricks and stunts...
If you want any more Idea's feel free to ask, I like to think of myself as the walking time out!
Sean

6 Sep 2004

Alex,
I've just come out of the other side of decorating hell myself so I know exactly how you feel, thankfully the bathroom from hell is now finished.
Grats on the new house. !!
Sean

5 Sep 2004

To the Tune of the Red Nose Day Classic "The Stonk" - I thought very appropraite fro this site.
Lets BonK!,
to the rythym of the honky tonk,
stick a rubber on yoiur cock.
and lets bonk.

5 Sep 2004

And a nice avatar to boot..
Do you have any more Lyrics like the last one!
Sean

5 Sep 2004

He he,
I like that one a lot Fruity..
Very Sharp!
Sean

5 Sep 2004

PMSL @ Vix,
Seriously, you made me cry here!!!!
That really tickled me :-)
Sean

5 Sep 2004

LAFFS
Well Foxy, at least he was right on one thing ;-)
Seriously do guys really send messages like that????
Surely they can't think that kind of a line is going to have any effect other than alienation!
Sean

4 Sep 2004

<------- Im a Drummer!!!
What sort of music were you thinking of?

2 Sep 2004

There was a young lady from Devon.
Who Placed and ad on Swinging Heaven
To her Ad he replied,
And she thought she had died,
When he slid in his full length 11!!!!!!!

2 Sep 2004

NICE ONE CLAIRE..
I just wish my day had been as good.
Oh well .. off to Cyprus on Wednesday so I can't complain!
Sean

2 Sep 2004

How did you get hold of my company memo!!!!
Remind me to sack my secretary!
lol

lol

Sean

2 Sep 2004

For ME I think its a toss up Between
Love lifts us up where we belong :- (which I think is by Jennifer warren but don't quote me on that !)
and
Hero :- By Enrique englasius (Or however he spells his name!)

1 Sep 2004

Im more than happy to PM you mine if you like Deb's just let me know
Sean

26 Aug 2004

If I could invent any one thing, It would have to be a machine that lights up in red when a girl is not interested and in green when they are.. (think of the time it would save) blast

blast

AS for de-inventing.. I can't believe none of the guys have come up with this.. I would have to de-invent the bra.. and offer a personal.. "Support" Service to those ladies that require it!..
hump

hump

:grin:
Sean

25 Aug 2004

Not having had any choice (due to a nasty accident as a kid) I have to say that I do find it a lot easier to keep clean.. etc..
But what is it the ladies prefer about it being cut? Just the cleanliness??
Sean

23 Aug 2004

Sorry for skirting over old issues, didn't realise this has already been done. Seems a lot of you have experienced it, so I guess I'll have to keep trying
;-) thanks again!
Sean

23 Aug 2004

Gutted that I couldn't make it.. So tell me the gossip, what did you all get up to?

23 Aug 2004

I've always wondered... does it really exist???? Anyone got any insights for me?
Sean

12 Aug 2004

I defnitely have VERY fond memories of my first time, not only because the girl I was with was very gentle, but also the person.. It felt right at the time.
I agree 100%
Sean

11 Aug 2004

Hilarious!!!
That has really brightened my morning up!
Sean

11 Aug 2004

Whenever I go for an Interview I go out for a nice walk beforehand, collect all my thoughts, put into my head what I want to say, but I don't overanalyse.
I take a number of deep breaths and then just go with it.
I find it works for me, but everyone is different.
Sean

11 Aug 2004

Hnmm what an interesting post..
I personally am a VERY heavy cummer, so its weird of me to imagine cumming without actually cumming so to speak..
Sean

10 Aug 2004

Rachel Gets the LEGEND of the day rating for that post :-)
Sean

10 Aug 2004

Night Angel..
Let us know how you get on :-)
Sean

10 Aug 2004

Okay Everyone, what is your favourite sex toy and why?? ?
Mine is a nice vibrating cockring that I have, its wonderful, gives great clitoral and penile stimulation.
OOooh getting a nice warm feeling just thinking about it.
Sean

10 Aug 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
My big one at the moment is FF. I've managed to satisfy most of my other fantasies, but as the name suggests I am curious and dying to give it a go!

So get your name down on my party list Karrie!! smackbottom

smackbottom

lol

cool

Is there room at the party for men who want to fulfill their fantasies watching that as well ;-)
Sean

10 Aug 2004

They sell that in a shop near tottenham court road,
I saw a really good remote control one with variable functions too, sounds like a lot of fun.
I think you should have loads at a amunch, and when people arrive they get handed a remote...
Novel way of meeting new people.
Sean

10 Aug 2004

Thanks a lot Blue for clearing up that bit of lingo for me.
Sean