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Tigz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 47

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Ahhh ya bugger I just knew some sod would do that!!!!
Blushes at the suggestion that it was him that started the "car" thread lol
Sean
Really regrets using the term sleeping with now Wished I just put fucking the brains out of. :-)
Sean
Okay then Guys and Gals,
I got another good one for you, how many of you have actually met someone from the forums (not including the photo or voice ad sextion - deliberate spelling mistake!)
And then ended up sleeping with them???
Don't worry no names necessary just being curious on a wednesday afternoon in the freezing wiles of Switzerland.
Sean
I have always been of the opinon that a woman has as much right to seek sexual gratification as any man, and I agree with you 100% as long as you practise safe sex what difference does it make... imagine if women started judging us by the number of times we maturbate... I myself would be thought of as a right wanker ;-)
Sean
I'm not telling you my number, but I got to say Frogster I "DO" believe you, I work in the music industry and recently was on tour with a band (not mentioning names for fear of getting please get me tickets PM's!) but I stayed with the band on a number of occassions after gigs and during the travel and almost every night one of them would have a different girl, I shouldn't be telling you this but even to the degree that in the less reputable places prostitutes were laid on for the "less attractive" members of the band to "get their Kicks"
One of the roadies became famous for the number of women he slept with on the tour (bear in mind this is over 6 months) and he was well into the late 100's
my number personally is nowhere near like that, but then I was a late starter at 18 so redface
anyways I heard the rule of three applies... divide the number a man says by three you get the truth multiply the number a woman says by three and you get the truth :-)
Sean
Colin Chapman, cause the man is a legend, For those that don't know who he is I shall be expecting a pm :-), Sarah Michelle Gellar, and I hate to say it but Abi Titmuss redface
Sean
Excuse my Ignorance, but where exactly is chameleon's, as it sounds like a HELL of a lot of fun. :-)
Sean
Personally I like to get to know the people I meet online a little before we move to a R/L meet, whether that be by using cam's on an online service, or just by chatting on the phone. In my opinion its always better to be friends first.
Also I should advise a neutral meet somewhere public for your first meeting, tends to make you and the other party feel a lot more relaxed.
Good luck to you
Sean
So what do you think? redface
My first attempt at posting an Avatar of myself on the boards?? Any good????
(I know I need a better digital camera!)
Sean
OOoh OOOh.. So when is the match then???
Worryingly enough I am more excited about this than the fact I might be attending my first club this weekend (Something is Definitely wrong there!)
Sean
We tend to recommedn a company called Eclipse ( ) to most of our clients as we have found them to be an EXCELLENT isp.
They are fully configurable via the web (including MX repoints ) and when you ring customer support you get a person, not just some robot.
Just my twopennethworth
Sean
I'd have to say (Being as he tends to do it a lot) The Divey position seems the most suitable..
(not even sure how I would use missionary on the field !!!!)
Put me down for left midfield...
Kinda in a Cristiano Ronaldo position ;-)
Sean
You know its a truly fascinating topic, being cut myself I have always been curious which women prefer!.
Seems that the most of you have no preference!
Sean
There is a bug with SP2 and flash, if you are not running directX 9c
Before you say its installed with part of SP2, yes it IS, but there is a bug in SP2 that it will not install Direct x 9C from the download if it detects you already have version 9. (I think this has now been fixed)
that is worth a try.. failing that, check your event log to see if the application is logging an error, if it is post it here and I will find the solution for you!.
Sean
Why the Hell would you want it to drop outgoing traffic?
Trust me.. for the average Joe the Firewall bundled in SP2 is more than adequate.
If you need any additional security then some simple registry edits can provide it with no problem at all.
Personally I wouldn't consider using a third party firewall product with SP2. they tend (with a very few not free notable exceptions) to load into kernel after it has loaded its networking routine, so frankly are about as secure as an unlocked car with the engine running.
Im going to disagree with others on here who have said that the router is not a good option though, as I have MANY clients that are using NAT as a cheap, easy and effective firewall regardless of whether they have just one PC or not.
Sean
If your PC complains about 1x512 then upgrade the firmware and put the 512Mb memory stick in the CPU priority slot and Voila Extreme performance boost
Sean
OKay Easy... heres some advice.
a) the free option. Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2:- Im an MCSE so im biased, but it is without doubt the most complete Firewall package in existance. (and the drivers load before your adsl ones so it offers almost the same level of security as a hardware firewall)
b) Hardware Router Using NAT :- Network Address Translation is an effective tool against most hackers, as all they can see is the router itself, not the devices that lay behind it. However its not totally foolproof, (I can get through a NAT box in about 2 hours, but you need to be VERY knowledgeable in order to do so,its not something the average Joe could bring down) [for an average Idea of cost you would be looking in the region of £80-140 for a good model
c) And the Preffered, Hardware Firewall :- The preffered option is also unfortunately the most expensive, and that is a hardware Firewall, If you want some more advice on these give me a PM as I am happy to talk to you about it (but im technically not supposed to offer recommendations ..!!)
Sean
Worst thing I ever did... Got to bee the flaming bag filled with dog poo trick!!!
<-- feels ashamed now but at the time it was funny as to see our headteacher stamping the bag out only to get a (slippered might I add) foot full of dog doo.
Sean
It was sharks (with Chandler!) Sorry manic friends fan..
For me.. the worst would be if she came down I switch the channel and found me wanking to - The Labour Party Political Broadcast....
Imagine her face!!!!
Sean
MANY CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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I have to agree with many on here when I say that it is really down to your personal feelings as to whether it is acceptable to be into the scene whilst pregnant. In my own experience I did at a Swinging Party once meet a lovely pregnant Lady, (and she was 7 months gone), with whom I had a time I shall never forget.. AS she said, just because I am pregnant doesn't stop me having a sex life.. So I think it is each to their own.
There are very few men that don't find pregnancy alluring, so I think you will do well if you decide to stay in the life..
Once again
Congratulations
Sean
Hmm,
Now I sy this with much of a blush, but I have always fancied having a go on Charlie Dimmock, I have no Idea why, I suppose the rough and ready thing... god knows..
But total dream fantasy at the moment has to be Abi Titmuss, (FIT!!!)
Sean
I must have nice tasting sperm or something, cause I havent as yet had any that spit.. Oh tell a lie.. one.. but I do try to eat nice foods if I know I am going to get a blowjob :-)
Gotta say though, for me, a tight one is not always what is desired.
:-)
Sean
I have to admit, I agree with the majority on here that I LOVE the boards as they are, but then I suppose as I travel throughout the country for business the issue that arises for you is not the same for me, I have to say I personally really like meeting people from all over the country but I guess Im just a cosmopolitan guy :-)
In all seriousness, I think if one section of Swinging Heaven needs to be changed it is all the false advertisers on the Ad's section. (Damn Spam)
But Overall I think the place is wonderful, so many friendly (and damn sexy) redface people :-)
I take it that maps of australia on bedsheets (or on the backs of car seats) don't count as creative?????
lol
Sean
Work, Imn in IT, nothing too exciting there Im afraid, but for Fun... tahts something different, Im a keen motor mechanic, and I spend most of my time in absolute adoration of my Lotus Elan SE turbo, including trackdays and shows, I also race ProKarts, much like the starter of the topic used to ;-)
(Enduro season this year ;-) )
I love sport, the gym, football, golf, Tennis in fact my list of loves could probably go on for longer than this forum's maximum message size :-)
Sean
Wow Ann, you make the club sound incredible, where abouts is it? It sounds like a great laugh and I think I shall have to check it out!
Sean
<-- Will happily volunteer to get my ass out for the camera