Typical isn't it!, the day after I post my message, the weather turns to RATS**T !.
Oh well, if anyone is interested in getting wet on the inside, I don't mind getting wet on the outside!
Incidentally, eighteen people read the post, but no-one replied to it or emailed me....so I'm curious!
Do you think I have two heads??! (em.. ok, you are right on that one!)
Do you think I am a boring timewaster.. who won't turn up? (WRONG!)
Do you just like reading other peoples posts, and thinking... I wish I had the guts to actually meet a total stranger and have sex with them.. or watch them play with themselves (Hmmm... sounds possible!)
Or are you too busy watching soaps to go out there and meet people?
Why don't all eighteen of you reply to this one.. and tell me what the problem is?
I bet that no one actually replies to this one either!!
SO.. WHO WANTS TO TAKE MY MONEY THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the way, this is meant to be 'tongue in cheek'!, so be gentle with me!!!
Because, at the moment, Hastings is DESOLATE!.
I am a clean, discrete,non-pushy horny mid 30's Male, with a good sense of humour, looking for fun with single Ladies and Couples of any age, shape and size- preferably in or around Hastings.
Can travel if required, but would rather meet people locally for regular fun!.
You can't lose anything by emailing me...and who knows, we might actually enjoy each others company!.
Single Ladies - If you are looking for an escort to parties, or meetings with couples, or a leisurely afternoon/evening at Silverleigh or Bristol Gardens, give me a call!.
Phone number and photos available once we have exchanged a couple of emails.
Who ya gonna call?!!!
Mid-Thirties Male, clean, discrete (and respectful of other peoples wishes),
would like to meet up with couples in the Hastings area for dogging this week (or any week for that matter!) -daytimes or evenings. Watch and wank or join in... your limits respected.
Suggested locations are Fairlight or Rock-a-Nore Carpark.
But if you really want some fun, I know of a few other locations which are unused-and suitable... ACTUALLY IN HASTINGS AND ST LEONARDS!.
Most would suit one couple and no more than two or three single guys, so PM might be a better contact method!
I also know a few other guys who could join us.
Fed up with appearing at known haunts and hanging around!, so I thought it might be better to arrange a meet!.
Interested parties can email or PM me... I am usually online from 0800-1000 and from 1400 to 1600.
Be assured... I WILL TURN UP!
SOMEBODY PLEASE PROVE TO ME THAT THERE IS LIFE IN HASTINGS AFTER ALL!!!
I have had an impressive response to my previous ads regarding the new club in Hastings, which will be opening soon.
HOWEVER!.... We would still like to see more interest from Couples and Single Ladies!.
All are welcome, Single Males included, so, if you are looking for a place to meet other swingers on the East Sussex coast, close to the Kent border, please email me asap!.
I will answer all your questions within 24 hours.
If you think you MIGHT be interested, NOW IS THE TIME!
Tf.
OK you lot, I know you're out there!.
Yes I know that the weather is getting colder..but surely we can keep each other warm!.
Male, 30's, clean and discrete with a hyperactive sex drive seeks single Ladies who want a bit of fun and adventure, or couples looking for an extra pair of hands (amongst other body parts!)
Don't want to travel 35 miles on spec. if I don't have to - and I don't expect you do either, so get in touch and I'll tell you about a couple of new, little known but very private locations where you (and hopefully me) can have a bit of fun, without the idiots who seem to be spoiling a lot of the more popular locations in Sussex!.
PM me if you like, or email me at
Hi Guys, me again!. I just want to say a big thank you to Mark and Heather, and to all the people who have contacted me regarding the above. Without forums like this one, people like myself wouldn't stand a chance in hell of achieving our goals.
If you've ever tried facilities like connections in the Friday Ad and other contact media, you'll know what I mean!. At least here people do want to meet up with others, and aren't just out to 'wind up' genuine swingers.
(Yes- I know there are a few exceptions!)
We now have another three interested couples, six new males and two females as a direct result of my posts!. This in only a few days!
Now the pitch! - We are still short of single females (sound familiar?) and would like to hear from a few more couples!. Single guys are always welcome, but I do want to try and maintain a balance if possible.
Ladies, if you are out there, and want to spend some time with other uninhibited people - check us out!. We are a friendly, non-pushy group.
Couples, the nights are drawing in, the dogging locations are getting colder, and there is nothing but crap on the telly! - come and give us a go!
All you have to do is email me for more details. This is a non-profit making club. Any money raised will go straight back into providing facilities for the members.
Sound interesting? -what are you waiting for!.
My email address is
"If you want it, here it is, come and get it" (If you are old enough to remember the song that line came from, get the slippers and cocoa out!!!!!!!)
Best Wishes to all!
Tf.
Hi again Heather (and welcome to the party Mark!)
Your support means a lot to me!.
I would like to re-affirm my statement that I want the club to be non-profit making. I hope that it will keep us honest!.
I would also like to clarify the issue with my perception of 'hostesses'.
I am really only thinking of Ladies (and/or Gentlemen!) who are there to make sure that everyone is comfortable. Somebody to welcome you as you walk through the door, take your coat and make sure that you settle in to the environment, and are comfortable.
I wasn't thinking of employing people to offer sexual services for payment- or on behalf of the club.
I come from a military background.. and have spent a number of years in the security industry - at all levels, so I understand the importance of feeling safe and comfortable in your surroundings.
Lets hope that others read these posts and feel that they have something to contribute. An email costs (virtually) nothing, as does a chat over a beer or a coffee. The hand has been extended to all, and the offer is on the table. Only time will tell if I am able to put this together... or if I truly am mad!!.
Best Wishes to all,
Tf.
Hi Heather!,
Thanks for your comments and best wishes.
You, and everybody else here on Swingingheaven will be made most welcome!.
All I need now is another twenty or thirty replies, and I can start to organise some fun evenings!.
If anybody wishes to lend a hand with the day to day management of the club, or perhaps helping me to promote it, I could use another pair of hands!. I will also be looking to recruit hostesses for some of the evening functions... or maybe a host couple, not sure which yet- no, it probably won't be a paid position..... but it could be an excellent way to meet new swinging friends???!.
By the way, 42 people have read my post... okay, its been less than 24 hours, but of those 42, only 2 have replied!.
It would be helpful if people could post a comment, or a suggestion, or even something to the effect that "would love to join you but live too far away"!. As it stands, I am left wondering if people just think I am mad, or they would like to sit on the sidelines, and see if it takes off!.
Yes, I am doing this for me... but also for others as well, so if you want it, help me make it happen!.
Watch this space!
Tf.
After months of 'chatting' and occasional meets over a pint or two to 'discuss' and 'suggest' and 'plan', I have finally bitten the bullet.
I am starting a new swingers club in Hastings, East Sussex, for GENUINE swinger singles and couples.
Why am I doing this? - because I know that there are swingers in East Sussex who ARE genuine and DO want to meet!.
Initial meetings will take place in a secure pub function room, and will be a social not sexual gathering, with people drifting off to have private fun elsewhere.
We also have access to a three bedroom flat, which will be available for private parties, bukkake events and gangbangs.
IF... and it is a BIG IF, there is enough interest, I have the option to lease an old pub/club in the town, in a quiet(ish) location, which will be run by commitee as a private members club-by the members themselves, and not for profit.
You don't have to live in hastings to join us... you DO have to be genuine!.
One of us will meet you socially over a coffee or something stronger before you will be introduced to the other members.
We are not hardened swingers or lifestylers, but we are fed up with timewasters and pushy single guys!.
Anyone wishing to know more, or wanting to join, please email me in the first instance.
THIS IS NOT BULL**IT!, I am serious and genuine!. This is YOUR chance, don't throw it away, without giving it some thought!.
' La Chambre' on the Sussex Coast?... now there's an idea!!!!
Tf.
Hi, I am a clean, polite, easygoing, solvent Male in my late 30's, looking for (almost) anything goes fun with single Ladies and Couples in my area.
(Hastings in East Sussex)
I own my own company, so my time is my own, particularly during the day.
Would love to meet a horny housewife 18-50 for short daytime interludes!.
Bored and horny??? email me for a contact no. and some pix!!
I am genuine!!.... so what are you waiting for??
Hi, this is a little off topic (since I am a single guy!)
But I thought that, since you are quite active here, you might be interested in joining my group for swingers and doggers in East Sussex.
I am also looking to pool resources with a few like minded and persistent guys girls and couples, with a view to setting up a club in St Leonards where swingers can meet for a drink and???
If either of these interest you, please email me at :-
Thanx
Hi Guys, thanks for replying!,
I do understand that many (most) of the people here are out of my immediate area (judging by the posts anyway), but there are an awful lot of people in East Sussex who have posted from time to time, and its these people that I am trying to reach.
I don't know why, but it seems like there is a huge void between London, Kent, Surrey and Hampshire (IE : SUSSEX!), where people seem to post ads, looking for meetings but don't go that extra step and physically do anything about it!.
I have been a member of a number of paysites, and free groups, such as those on MSN, LYCOS and !, and now, I have my own ! group for swingers in East Sussex, but trying to find other, like minded souls is like pulling whale teeth!.
Incidentally, if anybody in or around East sussex reads this, and wants to join my group, please email me!.
I shall keep posting here from time to time and see what happens.
Your comments on this message are invited!
Thirty people have read my previous ad re: dogging in the Hastings area in the last three days!.If only ten percent of you are serious doggers... that means three of you owe me and email -lol!!.
Seriously though, I AM genuine, and you WON'T be disappointed!.
Hope to meet you soon.
Hi All,
Are there any couples in the Hastings area looking for a voyeur for the evening? I am available in and around the Hastings area, and would love to watch a horny couple perform... and maybe join in???.
I know that there are people in the area, its just so damn hard being in the right place right time!.
Emailing me a day in advance GUARANTEES my appearance!!.
Daytimes favoured (I know of a few secure locations) but evenings are fine!
Come on... what are you waiting for????!
Hi Dave!.
I have just approved you as a member of my group. Please come on in and make yourself at home!.
I know what you mean about sifting through applications! - why is it that even if you state clearly that your group is for members within a defined area.. you still get member applications from 8000 miles away??! - go figure!.
Hope that between us we can get something moving!. I have gone to great lengths to ensure that my members are genuine.. I think we just need a kick start!.
Cheers for now,
Bob
The subject line says it all!!,
I am looking for clean discrete couples who would like to be watched by a fit, healthy, clean 30's Male. Will join in if asked(who wouldn't?) but always respect other peoples limits!.
I am happy to meet for a drink first if you like!
I also know of a few discrete locations which might be fun!
Reply soon,
Titfucker.
Hi, does anybody fancy meeting up with a Male,30's in and around the Hastings area (East Sussex)?
I am clean and discrete, with an excellent sense of humour, and am up for just about anything you care to suggest!.
I am willing to meet Couples and Single Ladies, preferably during the day, but evenings and weekends could be arranged!.
Please reply soon!.
Titfucker
Hi, thought I'd get in touch, since i've just applied to join your group.(myusername is captainchaos)
I, feeling the same as you, have set up a group for swingers in East Sussex called 1066swing.
Although we don't have many members yet, we are expanding, and I wondered if your members and mine might like to meet?.
Anyway, email me if you like the idea, and we'll see where it goes!