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Tommi
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
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Haven't read all this thread either but already sounds like something I need to be involved in!!! :twisted: Especially when it comes to camel toes as I'm an expert. I like to see a lady who likes her pants to be virtually sprayed on so to accentuate both her abdominal liposuction and the collagen she just had injected into her labia. Makes for a pleasing toe. :thumbup:
Quote by sexyscotsgirl
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My b/f has previuosly seemed keen to watch me and another woman, and I have always dismissed it. He has now given up asking, and I have changed my mind.
How do Itell him without being too shocking?
Meet someone you fancy and take her home and just let things happen!!
He'll love it!!! :twisted:
Quote by Titsalina
How about
"Are those fake?"
The one question I usualy get asked (cant imagine why! :shock: ) is:
'Do you ever get those out in public'
If asked nicely( and hes fit - or she is but girls dont usually ask!) I have been known to reply obligingly- dependent on the number of voddies consumed!
T xx
Ahem!
...do those come out often? :rascal: 
:fuckinghell: Quote by Johnboywalton
Ps If there are any nice gal's South Wales out there who want to help me out of this sticky jam feel free to message me.
M8, I feel for you......its one thing being in a wheelchair but being stuck in sticky jam as well just takes the biscuit..... :wink:
Good luck in your quest! :thumbup:
Penetration began 15!! She was somewhat facially challenged with an ar5e the size of a small country. 'twas a ramantic waterside setting..........well, if you consider flood tunnels romantic.....and it lasted longer than my 2nd attempt!! Not good.
Other sexual activities lonnnnng b4 that tho.......and have been hungry for pussy ever since!!! :lickface:
Other sexual activities lonnnnng b4 that tho.......and have been hungry for pussy ever since!!! :lickface:
Quote by hotcoupleincar
for e.g we posted on the for a giggle post about other peoples avatars, and someone suggested under us that dumbo had pink ear muffs did i take offence No
I just did not eat for a week and have broken my stairmaster :upset::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
ops: erm.....that were me......erm....sorry! I was trying to be funny...i'll get me coat.... 
PS Good job I didn't say what I was originally gonna say.... ;)
PPS Nice tits though!! :rascal:
Against ID cards.
As has been mentioned in this thread, there are already many means for tracking our movements from credit card history to the small transponders in mobile phones (though they are not supposed to use this for anything other than emergencies......to my knowledge). So if this is the case then why do they need an ID card?
Will it stop illegal aliens? I doubt it very much.
TBH I can't see any benefit of having another form of ID. The crap that the spin about helping in the fight against terrorism is just a sales pitch. It would make little difference. And no, I don't have anything to hide.
:fuckinghell:
As has been mentioned in this thread, there are already many means for tracking our movements from credit card history to the small transponders in mobile phones (though they are not supposed to use this for anything other than emergencies......to my knowledge). So if this is the case then why do they need an ID card?
Will it stop illegal aliens? I doubt it very much.
TBH I can't see any benefit of having another form of ID. The crap that the spin about helping in the fight against terrorism is just a sales pitch. It would make little difference. And no, I don't have anything to hide.
:fuckinghell:
