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Tommi
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
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Quote by Vix
Hi all question. Am i doing somthing wrong or is it always dificult for a single guy to break into the scene? iv spoke to poeple posted an add and replyed to some all to no avail. im not looking for instant meets just someone to talk to and get to know a few fokes have said hi on forum but have not replyed to me when i contact them. do all single blokes find it difficult or is it just me?
Well, thats what happens when ur fugly!!!
*Disclaimer: Yes it was meant as a joke.
ok no need for that you could say facialy chalanged and id rather b facialy chalanged than have a little willy :wink:
Good retort, hun!
Ah, ha ha ha, touché, DaFunkyOne!
Ha ha! It's a good job he has a sense of humour as he could've really been nasty!! :P
Quote by niceguy27
Hi all question. Am i doing somthing wrong or is it always dificult for a single guy to break into the scene? iv spoke to poeple posted an add and replyed to some all to no avail. im not looking for instant meets just someone to talk to and get to know a few fokes have said hi on forum but have not replyed to me when i contact them. do all single blokes find it difficult or is it just me?
Well, thats what happens when ur fugly!!!
*Disclaimer: Yes it was meant as a joke.
ok no need for that you could say facialy chalanged and id rather b facialy chalanged than have a little willy :wink:
Have you been spying on me in the toilets again????
ops: We all know that size isn't important, it's how you use your tongue that matters!! :lickface:
Quote by niceguy27
Hi all question. Am i doing somthing wrong or is it always dificult for a single guy to break into the scene? iv spoke to poeple posted an add and replyed to some all to no avail. im not looking for instant meets just someone to talk to and get to know a few fokes have said hi on forum but have not replyed to me when i contact them. do all single blokes find it difficult or is it just me?
Well, thats what happens when ur fugly!!!
*Disclaimer: Yes it was meant as a joke.
Quote by 3someinpreston
Is this quite common? or are we past-obsessive!
I don't think past obsessive is the right terminology as we all learn from history. What annoys me is people who moan about their partner who either cheats, drinks/smokes/.....(add other vice)... or is even violent to their partner then go almost straight into another similar relationship. Yet, when they have an opportunity of being with the 'nice person I always wanted' they then complain that its boring. You just can't win!
Personally, I like to treat each person on their own merits regardless of my past experiences, afterall, it's not their fault you're fcuked up by an ex!
Quote by WhyTheHellNot!!!!!!
Evening all !!!!!
Do you think it would be wise to set up a bi fem to meet me and my girlfriendin a pub/bar with the intent of seducing her( girfriend ), and then to go for a 3some after a few drinks !!!
Ste
Probably not but the thought had crossed my mind a few times also.... :rascal:
Let me know how u get on!!
Quote by jezzay
This is a good one for me.
Before I freed myself up from 'straight' or 'vanilla' sexual thinking (and joined SH) I would have said 'They have to be taller.' No question. Part of me still prefers a taller guy but I now think it's to do with conditioning, family traits etc.
Because.... I have now had such supremely sexy times with guys my height or a touch shorter (I'm 5' 4 and a bit) that I would never again discriminate on height. I like it when all the bits match up, if you see what I mean.
Also I think confidence comes into it. If a short guy keeps saying 'I'm such a short-arse' that would eventually put me off. But a short guy who acts as if he's no different from a tall one suggests lots of healthy confidence and self-approval. Which is good.
Jezzay.
Get yer coat love, you've pulled!!
Quote by Debbiewebs
dont you find girls that once you come on to men they cower!..and fubble and do not no what to do with them selfs!
at the end of the day they just do not no how to handle a real women! :twisted:
CHICKENS
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Men only cower 'cos they're too polite to say "FUCK OFF YOU UGLY WENCH!".....
.....well, maybe! :mrgreen:
Evenin' all.
I'm a little curious about this one....and its a for the lovely girls mainly.
When it comes to men are you attracted by tall men or short men? Does it actually make any difference at all or is the idea of 'the big man putting his protective arm around you' what attracts you?
OK, I'll admit that I'm a short arse but can honestly say that I've not had too many problems with the laydeez but feel my choice is limited as I don't like my girls to be much bigger than me, but those bastard big fellas seem to like nicking all the pocket rockets!!
So, do I need to buy a bag of fertilizer and stand in it for a few years or do I need to start looking towards the gay bars in the hope that my tight li'l arse catches someones eye ( :shock: no pun intended!).
Yes, I'm also bored!
I'm a little curious about this one....and its a for the lovely girls mainly.
When it comes to men are you attracted by tall men or short men? Does it actually make any difference at all or is the idea of 'the big man putting his protective arm around you' what attracts you?
OK, I'll admit that I'm a short arse but can honestly say that I've not had too many problems with the laydeez but feel my choice is limited as I don't like my girls to be much bigger than me, but those bastard big fellas seem to like nicking all the pocket rockets!!
So, do I need to buy a bag of fertilizer and stand in it for a few years or do I need to start looking towards the gay bars in the hope that my tight li'l arse catches someones eye ( :shock: no pun intended!).
Yes, I'm also bored!
Quote by tonysb09
...where all the alcohol and adult toys have been locked in the large box in the darkest corner of the woods.....the skies opened and large drops of rain began to fall, soaking the mod ..................
......soaking the model plane that I had spent weeks building while my wife was getting shagged up the arse...nal by the local dog, Lassie....
Quote by westerross
I do the old 'charm 'em with humour' followed by the classic 'brushing against them gently with a sly smile' and finishing with the crafty 'hand up the skirt' for a quick feel' move..........
....but I still don't understand why my bosses fired me?
Purely on an academic point of technique you understand - d'you maintain the sly smile as you slide the hand up the skirt? Works fer me every time I want a smack in the kisser
It depends on what I find up the skirt!!! :shock:
Damd I hate Scotsmen..... :twisted:
Pantraker
You Only Pant Twice
Goldenpant
From Russia with Pants
On Her Majesty's Secret Pants
Diamonds Are Pants
The Man with the Golden Pants
The Spy Who Loved Pants
For Your Pants Only
The Living Daypants
Octopanty
Panst Never Die
The Pant Is Not Enough
Thunderpant
Think that covers James Bonds Pants!!
You Only Pant Twice
Goldenpant
From Russia with Pants
On Her Majesty's Secret Pants
Diamonds Are Pants
The Man with the Golden Pants
The Spy Who Loved Pants
For Your Pants Only
The Living Daypants
Octopanty
Panst Never Die
The Pant Is Not Enough
Thunderpant
Think that covers James Bonds Pants!!
As a newbie I would like to say that I enjoy this forum. I like reading what others say, think and do :twisted: as well as added my own little tit bits. I'm not yet a swinger and the wife doesn't yet know that I visit this site......but as they say, 'good things come to those who wait.'
Try telling yourself that you don't want the little twerp to get the better of you. After that do small minor things that'll irritate the shit outta him, like moving one or two of his pocessions, like his phone, stapler etc. Add to that whisper comments so only he can hear (as you walk past) then deny all knowledge. B4 long he'll think he's going mad!!! :twisted:
Tx
Tx
Hi Lou
The best advice I can give is to look at the things you enjoy doing and look towards a way of finding employment in that particular field. It may mean that you have to study again, maybe an Open University course or back to college a couple of eve's a week. Try your local college / Uni who should have a prospectus for the forthcoming year. Just remember that education, any education, is never wasted.
Try writing down things that you enjoy doing. It may be music, Photography or something like that. I know we all need money to live but sometimes job satisfaction is much, much better than hating a job and being paid well for it.
Apart from that you should always strive to perform to teh best of your abilities in whatever you do. So, if your work involves something dull try to perform your tasks as best as possible. Same if you're customer facing. Be polite and always do the best you can. People remember those who try and work hard and trust me, doors will open and opportunities will begin to arise......and often opportunities you wouldn't have thought about before.
Either way, live is for living and you should look towards doing things that enhance your life and those of your loved ones.
Happy for you to PM me if you wanna chat some more about it.
Tx
The best advice I can give is to look at the things you enjoy doing and look towards a way of finding employment in that particular field. It may mean that you have to study again, maybe an Open University course or back to college a couple of eve's a week. Try your local college / Uni who should have a prospectus for the forthcoming year. Just remember that education, any education, is never wasted.
Try writing down things that you enjoy doing. It may be music, Photography or something like that. I know we all need money to live but sometimes job satisfaction is much, much better than hating a job and being paid well for it.
Apart from that you should always strive to perform to teh best of your abilities in whatever you do. So, if your work involves something dull try to perform your tasks as best as possible. Same if you're customer facing. Be polite and always do the best you can. People remember those who try and work hard and trust me, doors will open and opportunities will begin to arise......and often opportunities you wouldn't have thought about before.
Either way, live is for living and you should look towards doing things that enhance your life and those of your loved ones.
Happy for you to PM me if you wanna chat some more about it.
Tx
Try this idea
:twisted:
SPURNED WIFE FLOGS HUBBY'S £25,000 LOTUS FOR50P ON EBAY Jun 21 2005
By Pat Roller
AN ANGRY wife sold her DJ husband's sports car on the net for 50p in revenge for him flirting on-air with Jodie Marsh.
Furious Hayley Shaw said she had sold hubby Tim's £25,000 Lotus Esprit Turbo as he was still presenting his radio show.
She snapped after he had told the model that he would leave his wife and kids for her.
Hayley, 27, said Tim's proposition was the 'last straw'. She claimed the car was bought within five minutes of her putting it on eBay with a 50p price tag.
She said: 'The car is his pride and joy but the idiot put my name on the log book so I just sold it.' Prankster Tim, of Birmingham radio station Kerrang, previously enraged Hayley when he told listeners that he thought of her sister while they had sex
:twisted:
I no longer own a classic but used to restore them, the likes of Porsche 356 Coupe; and a real old Sunbeam Alpine that was to compete in the Monte Carlo Rally; Aston Martin; various MGA's B's and a mini! Had a hand in building a number of AC Cobra replica's namely with huge yank motors in 'em, the odd Rover V8 and 1 Jag V12 (as an apprentice). I then graduated to customising a VW Beetle for kicks before getting bored of it all. Now have a sh*t car!!
Quote by WMI
Thought i might try and start a little competition.I give the punchline to a joke,you have to give the opening line/s-no prizes though!!!
"so the Frog says it started as a boil on my arse!"
Thats an easy one to begin with,so whos up for it-if you pardon the pun!
'Why do you have 2 heads Mr Frog?'
