Ok....here goes
Saw this girl walk past me in the street. I noticed her looking at me, up & down, then she said "Wow! You're big for a young 'un." So I invited her back to mine and she's now lying on the bed startkers. She wants to go on top but I think it'll hurt her. What do u ppl think? SHould she go on top??? :doh:
1 – your most distinguish feature
Hands
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Knobber
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
My wife
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
El Tango de Roxanne
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
Cuppa tea
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Knickers & a whip (for the wife, not me!!)
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Chill
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Sausage & Mash
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
The wife, Kylie, 20yo f from work, Isabella Hervey (but not for her stimulating conversation). NO one else.....need the rest of the room for romping!! :twisted:
10 – the worst job you have ever done
YTS Mechanic
I won't post my pic on here as I live in a small town in the South West. Don't want my desires made public just yet!
A womans arse clad in O-so-tight, tight hot pants. :rascal: yummy!
ops: :oops: forgive me? 
..............you obviosly know me too well!!!! 
:smitten: No worries Crystal!! 
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hwoar: :smitten: :wanker: :sleeping: :cheers:
