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1 month ago
Heteroflexible Male, 79
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Master of Sex
Just a reminder that one of the best beer festivals in the country is almost upon us again. I shall be going next week for several days and staying overnight and would be happy to say hello to any sociable SH members. I'll be there lunchtimes and evenings most days from Tuesday 28 October to Saturday 1 November.
This should lure Harry Jones.........
This should lure Harry Jones.........
Master of Sex
The Thatcher supporters will deny any wrongdoing by her out of ideology. It's a forlorn cause. But anyone curious merely needs to Google the Fernbridge guest house where children were abused and its guest list to realise there was something rotten in a number of the people surrounding her including her principal private secretary.
How many times was Savile invited to Checquers?
How many times was Savile invited to Checquers?
Master of Sex
There is often an East Anglian room open in the chat rooms. You don't have to contribute, a lot of people don't if you are shy but you can lurk and listen to the tone of the conversations. Generally women tend to be more sensible in chat rooms if you do want to chat, men try to get off with any woman who speaks to them. That said, most people are friendly. Local rooms give you the best chance of an eventual credible meet. But if you simply want to talk (as I like doing) any congenial room will do.
Hope that helps. Good luck.
Hope that helps. Good luck.
Master of Sex
I notice a large amount of profiles stipulate no facial hair for what that's worth. I've had a beard all my adult life apart from the 2 times I had half shaved off for a fortnight for charity. I covered up the hairy half and thought, 'Potato!' I do shave around it to keep the edges neat, and to tell where my chin finishes and my chest starts. If I let the area underneath grow stubble for a few days I find after the 3rd or 4th day the stubble becomes very soft and pleasant to touch.
I appreciate women have different aesthetic preferences but do you reckon it feels different - better or worse - for cunnilingus?
I appreciate women have different aesthetic preferences but do you reckon it feels different - better or worse - for cunnilingus?
Master of Sex
Fantasy Video in London is the only one I have visited. It is certainly seedy!! It has two small screens and has a lot of gays. I hear mf couples visit but they weren't there the day I went. You will certainly see gay male action if you go, some were virtually naked. I can't tell if you will be pestered, you may have to be outspoken about what you will accept. I'd say it is worth it for the experience even if it doesn't match your fantasy. Don't expect the men to be attractive.
(I just wanked, didn't fancy what I saw) I can describe it better and maybe say more if you want. Good luck. I'm sure there are plenty here with more experience than me.
(I just wanked, didn't fancy what I saw) I can describe it better and maybe say more if you want. Good luck. I'm sure there are plenty here with more experience than me.
Master of Sex
Check out the East Anglian chat rooms for local people but try Corton beach about 6 miles south of Yarmouth. It's a well established unofficial naturist beach and a good place to chat with like minded people and hopefully following up later. Have a nice time and I hope the weather is fine for you.
Master of Sex
It's that time again. If any East Anglians would like to make it a venue fora social, then this the opportunity to mention it.
I hope to be there Tuesday and Wednesday, Friday and Saturday.
If you aren't a member of CAMRA (why?) you might have a bit of a wait to get in. It's very popular
I hope to be there Tuesday and Wednesday, Friday and Saturday.
If you aren't a member of CAMRA (why?) you might have a bit of a wait to get in. It's very popular
Master of Sex
1: Get her to visit an adult shop on her own and pick a porn video of her choosing to watch
2: Get her to find out from one of her friends, male or female, how and when they masturbate and then tell you.
3: When you are out together get her to notice and point out to you men with big bulges and/or a good camel toe.
4:Ask her to photograph herself with a carrot in her and send it to you when you are away.
5:Get her to take your cock out in public unobtrusively
6:Come in her pants and get her to pop out to the shops wearing them wet
7: Get her to tell you all the TV actors she'd fancy shagging during an evening's telly
8 Get her to watch gay male porn.
9: If she doesn't shave, get her to dye her bush green pink or purple.
10: Get her to find out from her friends how many have had 3somes at some point in their lives
If it's you that has to pay the forfeit - fair is fair
1: You have to wank into your pants and you have to go out wearing them wet.
2: She gets you to watch gay male porn.
3: You have to finger her unobtrusively in public
4: You have to masturbate unobtrusively in public while she watches you
5: You have to dye your bush green pink or purple
6: You have to find out from your male friends which are cut or uncut and tell her
7: You have to tell her which TV actors you could bring yourself to suck off during an evening's telly
8: You have to go to work with a bow tied round your cock
9: She gets to spank you.
10: She gets to put a dildo up you.
A few ideas at least.....did I mention I have a dirty mind?
2: Get her to find out from one of her friends, male or female, how and when they masturbate and then tell you.
3: When you are out together get her to notice and point out to you men with big bulges and/or a good camel toe.
4:Ask her to photograph herself with a carrot in her and send it to you when you are away.
5:Get her to take your cock out in public unobtrusively
6:Come in her pants and get her to pop out to the shops wearing them wet
7: Get her to tell you all the TV actors she'd fancy shagging during an evening's telly
8 Get her to watch gay male porn.
9: If she doesn't shave, get her to dye her bush green pink or purple.
10: Get her to find out from her friends how many have had 3somes at some point in their lives
If it's you that has to pay the forfeit - fair is fair
1: You have to wank into your pants and you have to go out wearing them wet.
2: She gets you to watch gay male porn.
3: You have to finger her unobtrusively in public
4: You have to masturbate unobtrusively in public while she watches you
5: You have to dye your bush green pink or purple
6: You have to find out from your male friends which are cut or uncut and tell her
7: You have to tell her which TV actors you could bring yourself to suck off during an evening's telly
8: You have to go to work with a bow tied round your cock
9: She gets to spank you.
10: She gets to put a dildo up you.
A few ideas at least.....did I mention I have a dirty mind?
Master of Sex
I thought the technique was to measure the underneath, starting at the arsehole.
Never trust statistics.
I don't know what my partners think of mine though it's fairly average. But I hope they take the same attitude that I do. I like playing with what my partners have, not some concept of body shape I think they ought to have. I think some of this is about visual aesthetics, not sexuality and akin to men who think an ideal woman should have large breasts.
Never trust statistics.
I don't know what my partners think of mine though it's fairly average. But I hope they take the same attitude that I do. I like playing with what my partners have, not some concept of body shape I think they ought to have. I think some of this is about visual aesthetics, not sexuality and akin to men who think an ideal woman should have large breasts.
Master of Sex
Young woman gets on to a crowded bus. She explains to an older guy she's pregnant and could she have his seat. He gets up and she collapses into the vacant seat with a word of thanks.
"Excuse me, miss, but how far gone are you?" the old guys asks.
" Just 15 minutes and I'm absolutely knackered."
"Excuse me, miss, but how far gone are you?" the old guys asks.
" Just 15 minutes and I'm absolutely knackered."
Master of Sex
It's that time of year again; an essential date in my social calendar. I've started this for people to arrange meet ups there if they are interested. I'm off to Spain in a couple of days for a week so won't be able to contribute for a while. I expect Harry will pop his head in 
Master of Sex
I expect this discussion has taken place many times.
I cannot and will not speak for anyone else but maybe the 'label' could be applied to me. I do try to search out threesomes (usually but not always unsuccessfully) and like the idea of bi friendly mmfs. I suppose I am basically straight because I love the experience of kissing and cuddling and being affectionate and protective of women in a way that seems simply alien to me in respect of men. But much as I love women, I still find a cock an interesting thing to play with. But its far more fun to play with one in a mixed environment. I very rarely play with men alone though I have done it. It seems a lot less interesting. I would certainly pay more attention to the woman in a 3some but am happy to play imaginatively with the man too, especially if it aroused the woman. You just get more variety of sexual expression in a bi 3some.
So as an example of the single bloke in question feel free to ask me questions and I will try to answer them as honestly as I am able. I know one doesn't have full insight into ones own character.
I cannot and will not speak for anyone else but maybe the 'label' could be applied to me. I do try to search out threesomes (usually but not always unsuccessfully) and like the idea of bi friendly mmfs. I suppose I am basically straight because I love the experience of kissing and cuddling and being affectionate and protective of women in a way that seems simply alien to me in respect of men. But much as I love women, I still find a cock an interesting thing to play with. But its far more fun to play with one in a mixed environment. I very rarely play with men alone though I have done it. It seems a lot less interesting. I would certainly pay more attention to the woman in a 3some but am happy to play imaginatively with the man too, especially if it aroused the woman. You just get more variety of sexual expression in a bi 3some.
So as an example of the single bloke in question feel free to ask me questions and I will try to answer them as honestly as I am able. I know one doesn't have full insight into ones own character.
Master of Sex
The way I look at it is, if you fall in love with someone of your own sex then you are gay. If you don't fall in love with them but simply play with their bits for fun then you're merely randy. Some people enjoy playing with the bits of their own sex, some don't. I don't see any problem with any of these behaviours. People are classification you try and fit people into someone will not fit in tidily. Thanks be to His Noodliness for that.
