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Trahern
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
0 miles · Cambridgeshire

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Sometimes I do this on purpose when I play with my morning wood. It wakes me up without causing a mess, and I still have the energy so I won't just go back to sleep afterwards.
Actually, rolling over and going back to sleep is what I usually did as soon as I woke up. Then I'd sleep until the late afternoon. To break this habit I printed out a bunch of celebrity fakes and stuck them to the bedroom ceiling. The sight of them would catch me mid-roll and I'd start playing with myself until I was too awake to fall back to sleep.
The problem with this plan was that if I came, I'd go back to sleep anyway. Then my left eye stopped working with my right and I couldn't see the ceiling so well anymore. Turns out using my imagination instead was the better way since my brain doesn't shut down again as easily as my body!
While I don't think Ray Bradbury or Orsen Welles could fully appreciate the technological advances we've made, I am reminded of near-future movies like Gattaca and Minority Report. I also imagine a situation where I'm on a genetic database, they find my eyelash at a crime scene... but cctv shows I passed through before the crime took place.
I have more faith in the tech than the people using it, because they're the ones who can abuse it. So I have no specific argument against cctv or speed cameras. The biometric ID and genetic database I'm not so sure about, though.
What really irks me (and others, I suspect) is the idea of everything I do being recorded without my knowledge or consent. I suspect the internet is where this happens the most, actually; which is why we have softs like firewalls, anti-virus, ad-aware, spybot... the list goes on. Would we allow the the invasion of privacy that can go on in our online activities occur in our real lives?
Coming in too late for it all, but may I suggest that if you're calling your pussy Ninja, it's nothing but black knickers from now on.
Can't be bothered to check if this one has been linked yet, so nyah. Jon Lajoie. Funny guy.
After fiddling with one bit of the site or another and finally giving in to the experimental signup urge, it's about time I say hello in here. Trahern is my second name; when I got my first internet-capable computer, it seemed an appropriate choice for my online tomfoolery.
I'm a single male (dun dun DUUUN) looking to broaden my experience. Technically I'm American, but I grew up here so I call it football instead of soccer, which guys seem to appreciate. That said, I seem to get on better with girls. I'm not a 'bloke'. I've been told I gossip really well; I assumed it was a compliment since it was a girl who said it. What I'm fairly sure of is that I'm a better gentleman than most British men, but my opinion may be skewed by football hooligans and the like.
What else... I'm frequently sarcastic. I like science fiction and movie soundtracks. George Carlin is my favourite comedian, go look him up on youtube if you've never heard of him. I probably play too much World of Warcraft, but I'm not fat due to over-consumption of cheesy snacks. I don't have a beer belly; I do have a Pepsi Max belly. I don't drink coffee and I smoke up to a pack of menthol cigs a year.
Meh, that'll do. Anais, love the blue signature. Must remember to add one for meself at some point.