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Trapper
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
0 miles · Leicestershire

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Because i am a foreigner, no one at school could pronounce my name, so
someone decided to call me Trapper for some reason and it stayed forever,
hence the nick.
Pretty straight forward really!!
Thanks for looking after me last night in the chatroom, i was a chatroom
virgin and you made me welcome almost immediately!
Nice One!!
Off to visit my brother and his family in Beograd (Belgrade, Yugoslavia)
Haven't been home for four years so
really looking forward to it!
Anybody else think the new Dr who looks like Mike Oldfield?
It would be fun if they replaced Rose with Bez from the
Happy Mondays!
Imagine him shakin' his maracaas in the Tardis!
Quote by Alfbede
I worked for Ginsters for a while - if only you knew you'd run a mile from 'em.....

Same here, whilst at university i worked at Mr Kiplings in Southampton.
I would never eat a Kiplings pie again!!
Yes, red heads are superb!
The other good news is when i got home i had an e-mail
from a very nice couple who want a meet who are also
just down the road from me!
Patience is obviously a virtue!
Hiya Dino, yes still alive thanks!!! biggrin
Yes, the adverts do work!!!
Hiya people, sorry for the delay, ok, here's the result.
Firstly i got lost and arrived 25 minutes late.
This was also due to the fact that i smoked 3 ciggies whilst
standing outside the car door (yes i had tic-tacs with me)
My heart was beating like a drum.
Before i knocked the door i though i will give her 2 seconds to open it
before i leg it!!
The door was opened very swiftly by a red headed lady wearing next to
nothing.
"I take it your Trapper" she said, i confirmed this and she let me in, (no-one
behind the door with an axe this time!)
She hurried me into the living room and shoved a bottle of wkd into
my hand which was a great sign, also no dogs in the house trying to
have it off with my leg and spoil the atmosphere!
After we made some small talk she asked me if i liked porno's?
I said yes, i don't mind.
So off came mtv and the porno went on, i was that nervous she could have put
Emmerdale on for all i knew!
She then said that i hoped i liked shaved ladies as she had just done this job in the
bath not an hour ago!
A couple of wkd's later (the blue ones) and more small talk she asked me if i would
like to go upstairs.
I said yes as i needed the loo anyway!!!!
This made her laugh and it broke the ice beautifully for what was about to happen!
Anyway, nut shell time...
Everything went swell and we both had a great time for about an hour and a half and
we both re-treated back downstairs.
We both had another drink and we said our goodbyes.
When i got to my car my two front tyres had been let down and the car behind had it's
windowshield smashed in!
Back in i went to order a cab.
Cab came, i went home, got into my bed with a smile on my face, picked my car up the next day.
So all in all, the wind was taken out of my tyres and not my sails!
I had a jolly good evening and she was my first red head ever and i want another!!! biggrin
Trapper.
Ok people, it's just gone and i have just got back.
Will start a new ker-ching thread sometime tomorrow
and tell you all about it!
I have skimmed through this thread as quickly as possible as i had to tape it as my daughter was playing out on her bike!
I only got into this series about four weeks ago, avoiding it thinking it was a load of cods wallop.
How wrong i was...it's superb!
Have to wait for the whole series to come out on dvd at xmas!
I will watch it tommorrow before i go off on my little ride of pleasure (if i get there)
Are you my mummy??? tip top episode!!
Quote by Mark
You do realise that you really HAVE to report back to this thread don't you... :small-print: :rascal:

Oh jeez, yes, i guess i have to!
Which ever way it goes, i won't lie about it!
I have a babysitter and all is going to plan!
Thanks people for all your suggestions and support!
I have decided to go through with it.
It is all set for tomorrow night (Sunday)
I suppose i better have a bath?
I'm going to have a few ales now to calm me nerves! wink
Ok, this is the story (not too much grief please people!)
Been a member here for a couple of months now and only 48 hours ago i decided
to get myself an ad!
Whilst doing this i decided to look at the others.
I e-mailed a lass and she mailed me back within the hour and we got talking!
Tonight she gives me her telephone number and address and tells me to
come round anytime next week!
Thing is (don't laugh) i'm scared to death!
I don't know which way to run first!
All this time i have longed for a meet, now i have one, i'm panicking!
I have only had one meet before with a bbw black girl 2 years ago
and it went fine, but i'm out of touch with it now and this girl makes me feel
like it's my first day at school!
The other thing is that this lady makes herself sound like a real man-eater
and i am like a rabbit in the headlights!
The worst thing is i am a single parent with 3 daughters and for some reason i feel as
guilty as hell, although i have done nowt!
There is no reason not to meet her as she only lives 3 miles away, i'm single, she's
single.
In the words of the Clash, should i stay or should i go now?
As they used to say on the big breakfast....
Don't phone, it's just for fun!!

Pound to a pinch of shit your missis is too! wink :wink:
Well that stopped the conversation dead! smile