A gorgeous ex-girlfriend emailed me through the Friends Reunited website recently and we ended up swapping phone numbers.
She called me up the other night and we talked away for ages, we lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days."
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute.
"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.
So I told her to f*ck off
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Over 90 days ago
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Casanova
When i first asked for an invite to this munch a long time ago, i thought it was just going to
be a few people in a small bar having a good old chin-wag.
Now this thread is 8 pages long and in the words of the famous "Jaws" film....
" I think we are gonna need a bigger boat !! "
be a few people in a small bar having a good old chin-wag.
Now this thread is 8 pages long and in the words of the famous "Jaws" film....
" I think we are gonna need a bigger boat !! "
:shock: 
Casanova
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For a living, i actually design Triumph motorbikes in Hinckley.
Sick of the site of the bloody things!!!
Cool job.
I quite like the look of the daytona 600. Not into nekkids or classics, but also quite like the tiger. Which were/are you involved with?The tiger was very popular in Europe!
Yes, i helped design the 600
We are making a new one right now
as we speak..shhh, not saying yet though!
