8 out of 10 cat owners who expressed a preference said their cats prefered to run away!!
Lesson on how NOT to get laid..see below!
tall good looking mail need a good fucking fem are you up to it have very big dick i am fun
to be with good in bed go on give it a go[/quote
I've got a hole like that in my fence in my back garden.
The only thing that pops through there is the odd robin
or two.
It's part of the fun, it gives you something to do!!
I had one locked for some apparent reason yesterday also.
Oh well, not to worry.
There are willing people around your area mate, just have to be patient.
I have a meet this wednesday not far from you (Leominster way)
Good Luck!
A man heard through the grapevine that his partner (female) had an advert on a certain swingers site (not this one) without his knowledge.
They had a blazing row and she has now moved out and taken the 4 children with her.
Now here's the strange part..Apparently, he is now taking her to court for adultary.
They were together for 11 years but they were not married
Didn't think this was possible??
Stick around??? it's like i never left!
I probably won't know half the people here anymore!!
Hello Steph, long time no hear!!
Well to be honest i..erm... i er...er.. oh christ..delete delete!!
What else did you want her to poke you with?
Hello again sexyscotsgirl, got your PM!
I'm pretty sure there are lots of males on here that will be willing to
watch just incase HE has changed his mind!
I would go back to the days when Christ walked on the earth.
At least then i would know if it is all true or not!
There again, if i did find out it was true, i'd probably become a monk
or something, so there is a down side
I put a post on here sometime last week and i added that little bouncing Zebedee on it!
Me thinks you stole it and you have it as your new Avatar you cheeky monkey you!
I also have him tattooed on my leg as you can see!
Bless him!!
I'm also at the munch and if i don't get too drunk i would also like to attend your birthday party if permitted!
Do i get a birthday dance?
We've had flying ant problems this year, bloody hundreds of em'
I finally get a some time off from work...Yippee!
I am a 38 year old white male looking for some female company this weekend
(fri sat sun).
I can accomodate!
Age and looks and all of that is of no importance.
So if you fancy a few drinks and some discreet adult fun,
reply to this mesage or PM me!
Very old pc pics, but still funny
Have this one with a ribbon on with my compliments!
Bailiffs has done a runner once again!
No-one in here is old, unless you used to own one of these things!
Places to go.......the airport might be a good start!!
It looks like Pat Mustard!