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Warming the Bed
Quote by Misippus1669
Oooooh! Pissing myself so much it's making my new belly button piercing ache.
Stop it stop it stop it!!
(No longer responsible for my actions)
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Take it easy, and get plenty of rest, no heavy lifting, etc and plenty of bed rest rolleyes
Sadly if we put the poor boy to bed I don't foresee him getting any rest
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Don't think we should probe into the sarge any further...
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Quote by Eagerslut9
It only hurts when it's cold blooxxx.. Old age you know wink :wink: :wink:
Right I am off to do my security checks. Cant have anyone breaking out now can we :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Do you wanna borrow a flashlight Sarge? (2 million candles!)
innocent
Must take ages to light all them hunni
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Quote by blooxxx
Oh yes, Money money money... tum te tum

This is a free site. Don't go asking for money here or I'll kick your sorry ass.
Ooo blue you say the sweetest things, but we can't have that sort of thing in the ballroom now dear. How about "The winner takes it all" instead? Or we could go for "Mama mia" of course.
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Quote by Misippus1669
How about a bit of Abba as well TvJudy??

click on the box, that says report this ad.
Then one of the Mods will deal with it.
???
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I think a mix of 70's and 80's stuff should do the trick. Somthing to get down to or some such thing. Queen is good, like their stuff a lot.
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Sounds like the start of another party to me Sarge and Bloo, I will sort music if you sort the drinks...
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Quote by The Sarge
on me way debs.......sounds a much gentler pastime..
.......davej prepares himself to ave a snuggle.......

Dont do it dave mate, you will end up being her plaything :shock:
On second thoughts I might join you :twisted: :twisted: lol :lol:
Oh Sarge not you as well, don't fall for her charms, she is an impostor ... We are sure we met the real Webbiedebs earlier in the thread.
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Dave is fraternising with the impostor Bloo, what can we do?
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Quote by davej
Well Dave I am sure you already warmed up for Bloos gentle ministrations then

she aint gonna do me at that time of month as well is she :shock:
Ooo you silly man thats Menstruations, not ministrations. Tut tut.
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Well Dave I am sure you already warmed up for Bloos gentle ministrations then
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Quote by davej
TAXI !!!!!

Don't go. The fun is just beginning wink
davej aint going no where however the other three idiots that were wallyrik can go cut their clumsy fingers off with a blunt bread knife
rotflmao
Ouch thats a little harsh there...
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Quote by blooxxx
BOO

That worked. If only it was as easy to get rid of the one-line wonders from LMU. sigh
I know the feeling hunni
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Quote by Debbiewebs
hello who is that in poster called.............ooo shit forgotton now redface surprisedops:

come on...come on...spit it out!!!!
and when you've done that tell us who you mean.
this one
No I would know the proper debs when I see one. Bloo zap this imposter.
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Quote by blooxxx

Only a spoon, my dear you weren't so coy last time we met. Must be some glasses here somewhere

Cheers. Bottoms up! wink
If you insist hunni
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Quote by blooxxx
Oo Bloo, still recovering from my last meeting with some of your jelly

this is the new version. more vodka, less jelly. well, no jelly really, just vodka. do you want a spoonful?
Only a spoon, my dear you weren't so coy last time we met. Must be some glasses here somewhere
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Oo Bloo, still recovering from my last meeting with some of your jelly
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Quote by Webbiedebs
YOU WERENT SO SEPTICAL WHEN I HELPED YOU OUT WITH THE LINK TO THE SMILLIES PAGE JUDY

Well my dear you know I am the trusting type
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Quote by Eyes Pie
GET YER CAMS OUT BOYS, DEBS WANNA SEE IF IT CLEAR OR WHITE
HERES MY WEBCAM LINK ;) ;) ;)

I'm glad I didn't hit the link to that site, I was not one of the people who were fooled. biggrin
Hmm after all the people saying they are being impersonated, I must admit to being surprised at Webbiedebs new found technical abilities. Could a moderator look at that IP thing and make sure this is the Webbiedebs we know and love?
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Quote by Sandal

I'll show you science. If you just lean forwards a little... thrust=force x angle. When your eyes stop watering try and see if that was scientific enough wink

I best fook off :shock:
I think that was what Bloo was offering dear fellow
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Quote by blooxxx

This is a swinging site. If you want to discuss domestic science I suggest you go elsewhere.

Nothing scientific about womens work dunno
I'll show you science. If you just lean forwards a little... thrust=force x angle. When your eyes stop watering try and see if that was scientific enough wink
Well put Bloo darling smile
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Quote by Sandal

This is a swinging site. If you want to discuss domestic science I suggest you go elsewhere.

Nothing scientific about womens work dunno
Now now Sandal, be nice or we will have words at the next munch...
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Quote by Sandal
My finger is hovering over the button with this one.

How about hoovering over my carpet.
Now now, no sexism here...
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