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Quote by The Sarge
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I dont know I go out to buy a new tank and come back to find you lot talking bollox:? :? :? :?
Hang on, that means it's all normal in The Cafe for once:wink: :wink: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ahh yes Sarge, life returns to its gentle patter...
If I recall a Jasper Carot sketch correctly he discussed how in a moment of anguish he said 'Bollocks' in front of a female American friend. Embarrassed when asked what it meant he said it was another word for zits. Now lives in fear of the day this friend visits a British pharmacy with a pimple and asks the assistant for "Something to put on these bollocks"
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
I dig people who iz cool - hey is that sarge guy a yank too?
You got to admit, people do get rather cold when they are dead
I dont get your british humour. But I do dig that yank uniform. I can tell alot by lookin at photos of dudes and he seems a cool guy.
Ahh two nations divided by a common language
Quote by stevegiggy
llok verification is dead okay. Only I can bring it back okay and thats gonna only be with a bj okay
Now now hunni, we are discussing the far more important un-verification system to allow non swingers to confirm that they do not swing so they can chat in peace and not be harassed by poor lust ridden single persons who may mistake them for swingers or something similar...
A simple enough process of getting the non swinger verified as not having had sex with a list of swingers (who will remain anonymous of course) and to be on the safe side I think we decided to use the entire board in front of Sarge and everyone to sign that they have not had sex with the non swinger so they can officially be given un-verified status.
I don't think we had ruled out polygraph tests, but the machine looked a little pricey
Quote by Misippus1669
Just because I have a nice bum doesn't mean I'm available...I've just had some PM's from guys wanting to shag me just because I'm beautiful.
Hiya, great arse!!! wanna chat? xxx
Quote by matt1267
how are you? just wondered if you fancied a chat sometime?
Im 37 single 6'2" slim, great sense of humour, horny and very genuine.
Im on messenger and also msn,
drop me a line sometime if interested :-)
Matt x
Well let it be known....I'm tired of guys who only talk to me because they think I am a swinger and they have a chance to persuade me to shag them. I know who my real friends are and it's none of you lot...except the one's I fancy.
I had the same ones!!!!!!
Fancy an foursome?? :twisted: :twisted:
No no no, this will put a spanner in the works of the un-verification system! How are we supposed to properly un-verify people if they start meeting and having sexual relations! This will make a mockery of the un-verification system to allow the non swinging community to proudly display their NAS (Not a swinger) tie pins
Quote by stevegiggy
In stevegiggy's defence.................he has never been one for big letters soooo is he a wee bit tiddly tonight...I'm sure he didn't mean to shout did you Stevie giggie..
You're right. He did seem a bit tiddly when I went over to Backbum tonight. He had promised me that he was a bit bigger
, but hey, a girl's got to take what's on offer. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Some parts of him are bigger than they were before anyway.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Look Blooo you know I am a big blogger okay and theres been no complaints ever from muds and woman I have tied to my bed
You leave a woman tied to your bed, there is laws against that sort of thing you know
TV Judy look they are untied to cook for me okay what more do they need ffs then I give them a boggering - what more can they ask for :shock: :shock:
Steve hunni I thought that would be obvious, a pair of scissors of course...
Quote by blooxxx
Just to be clear who has to say they have not shagged who? Is this only open to virgins or only to swinging virgins?
After all getting everyone in front of sarge for a proper examination may take a lot of time with our 40,000 members, we would have to be sure you see. Maybe a polygraph would be a good investment?
I think vestal virgins would count. I think a mass un-verification where everyone swears that they've never shagged anyone else, in front of an icon of the Sarge should do it. Of the 40,000 members,39,500 are single guys and they never turn up, so hold back on the catering.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Now stop trying to ge me flustered!
Quote by blooxxx
Sorry Bloo hunni, how does this un-verification go? Offer night of whatever is their cup of tea and see if they refuse?
Spot on Judy.
We all have to say who we haven't shagged in a sworn affadavit in front of Sarge. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Then the documents will be sealed in a time capsule and buried in the basement of SH Towers. We might have to move some of the bodies when we dig the hole - they can go in the closet with the skeletons. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Just to be clear who has to say they have not shagged who? Is this only open to virgins or only to swinging virgins?
After all getting everyone in front of sarge for a proper examination may take a lot of time with our 40,000 members, we would have to be sure you see. Maybe a polygraph would be a good investment?
Quote by stevegiggy
In stevegiggy's defence.................he has never been one for big letters soooo is he a wee bit tiddly tonight...
You're right. He did seem a bit tiddly when I went over to Backbum tonight. He had promised me that he was a bit bigger
, but hey, a girl's got to take what's on offer. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Some parts of him are bigger than they were before anyway.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Look Blooo you know I am a big blogger okay and theres been no complaints ever from muds and woman I have tied to my bed
You leave a woman tied to your bed, there is laws against that sort of thing you know
Quote by blooxxx
It better hadn't or it's your ass. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted::evil: :evil:
Not my ass, anything but that
although.....................
nah
JGGL
What, my young friend? Just say.
Don't be frightened. Blooxxx won't hurt you. Just come over here. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Bloo no keeping them all to yourself...
