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Ukwineman
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Ukwineman
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Quote by Firelizard
Firelizard wrote:Thanks gorgeous don't know what I would have done this year without you to dress me lol

Well you know where I am if you need any help with your zip :rascal:
I have some spare stuff too redface
Just don't forget the checked shirt!!!! I quite fancy the idea of being Calamity Jane before she wore the dress wink pehaps I could go half the night as an Injun and the other half Calamity :undecided:
i thought stormy was your half the calamity
bolt
:giggle:
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Ukwineman
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Quote by winchwench
We've managed to fill a people carrier on a weekend camping trip for two :shock:
Thats not normal, is it dunno

if you want any of that raita stuff dunno you need to bring it, i cant find any.
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Ukwineman
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Quote by Stormwalker
We've managed to fill a people carrier on a weekend camping trip for two :shock:
Thats not normal, is it dunno

you should see what im bringing :shock:
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That hurts my eyes :crazy:
it happens when you get to your age :therethere:
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Ukwineman
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Quote by winchwench
We've managed to fill a people carrier on a weekend camping trip for two :shock:
Thats not normal, is it dunno

you should see what im bringing :shock:
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Ukwineman
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Quote by Pete_sw
I hope all you guys have a great time. I'm more than a bit envious, but it's too far to drive (took 5 and a half hours last time) and I'm working anyway on Saturday - but have a drink for me when you are round the log-pit!
:cheers:

you'll be missed wink
yes you will be missed sad
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Ukwineman
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Quote by Missy
.............And I'm now I'm unlocking it again rolleyes as I can't find the thread :uhoh:
Or was thinking of a thread similar but not the same :uhoh:

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im a cat person i used to have a dog as a kid but im far to selfish to look after a dog to give it what it deserves
if i can get my stupid phone to upload i will post a pic
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Ukwineman
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did a new shower for a lovely Indian couple and she promised to make me a proper chicken curry.
had it last night WOW!!! so so tasty
did a good job got paid and extremley well fed in the bargin what more can a man ask for :smug:
well a shag maybe
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Ukwineman
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Quote by winchwench
I'd just like to say a huge thank you to the lovely lady who has made sure that I will be dressed appropriately at the weekend lol
THANK YOU WINCHY !!!!!!! kiss

No problem honey. Stealing all your clothes was a blast innocent
Seriously though- nothing to complete costume in thirty minutes- does that earn me the "fastest costume in the west" title or what? :bounce:
Just a shame it wasn't my own costume, which is languishing, unsewn in a case....
or like mine which now seems to be non existant sad
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Ukwineman
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PINK FLOYD
WISH YOU WERE HERE
for me thats everything but as has been said Dark Side of the Moon has been said to be the best album, it's No. 2 in my book cool
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Ukwineman
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Quote by foxylady2209
Skippy is delicious as a steak or in a stew with a rich redwine sauce. Low in fat, high in protein and stuff - lovely biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin
You can get Skippy steaks from some farmers markets biggrin

i used to have skippy steak every monday when in adelaide whilst traverling yum cool
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Ukwineman
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hmmm well what can i say
ferrari great drive no mishaps everything great.
oh yes and what was that hazard flapping around behind raikonen that could have come off and hit another car at any time...... oh yes id did on 8th lap to the end luckly it was on a corner with a very large run off area so it did not hit another car or fly in to the crowd.
please tell me why he was not black flagged ???????? oh yes he is a ferrari driver.
Hamilton on the other hand gets a drive through penalty, oh yes thats the 3 rd penalty to hit maclaren this weekend for running a bit wide after over taking vettle whom he had already passed.
of course we could look at the fact that raikonen eer whos that oh yes ferrari on Q1 went actually of the race track and never actually crossed the finish line, did the time satnd of course it did rolleyes
dont get me wrong hamilton made some stupid errors this weekend and last weekend but fair playing field kis my ar.............
ooh a few typos redface drinkies
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Ukwineman
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Quote by Phuckers
well rain is predicted so will help Hamilton if he does not make a mistake again rolleyes
Kovalainen has been given a penalty to now for impeding webber in Q1 where the F**k was he suppossed to go dunno to get out of the way.
and where was Ferraris penalty for dangerous driving and taking out Force india car in Monaco, oh yeah sorry fogot Ferrari own F1 so they never do anything wrong rolleyes

at least we know one of them is a swinger :thumbup:
hands phuckers a bolster & mallet
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Ukwineman
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well rain is predicted so will help Hamilton if he does not make a mistake again rolleyes
Kovalainen has been given a penalty to now for impeding webber in Q1 where the F**k was he suppossed to go dunno to get out of the way.
and where was Ferraris penalty for dangerous driving and taking out Force india car in Monaco, oh yeah sorry fogot Ferrari own F1 so they never do anything wrong rolleyes
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Ukwineman
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must remember to bring all my heavy rock music to drown out the natives
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Ukwineman
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sort of educational, i have learnt a few new things although not had a chance to put many in to practice sadly.
The most important thing for me is being able to express myself in an open manner in the forum and on socials and not be looked down upon by other people. I still have no idea why sex is such a concept in this country.
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Ukwineman
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I can see your point about not wanting to go abroad, just for the sun, relaxed lazy atmosphere, different foods to try. Wines that you never see in UK no cctv cameras following you every where. :haha:
Its all about personal choice and if you feel happy in the UK then great, personally i love to travel and if im honest probable seen more overseas than i have of UK.
I'm hopefully going to Ibiza in August for my birthday and yes there will be a bit of drinking but there is a fantastic nudist beach over there which you would be hard pushed to find as chilled as over here.
My mother also lives in Spain and things are a bit funny over there at the moment, pm me if you need any advice.
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Ukwineman
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well hello stranger
will you be mosing down this way in a week or so ?
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Ukwineman
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm gonna need 2 pitches. My tent's huge!!! :shock:

are you saying its bigger than my tent :shock:
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Ukwineman
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ok well i finally got round to sorting my pitch rotflmao
i assume pete will be bringing his big tent for preparing the food and stuff as before ?
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Ukwineman
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i like your style in trying to introduce something, but this is supposed to be a place of fun.
sounds too much like the goverment looking over my shoulder, if you get my drift.
I know why you trying to do it and have read al the threads and you have some valid points, personally i tend to just ignore certain threads and things some people have said.
Like i said i come here for fun, so thats a big no from me cool
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Ukwineman
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Quote by Freckledbird

apart from the fact if my kids around and look at my email they could and anyone else for that matter potential sign in, and im not happy about that.

Until it's sorted though, just don't sign in to your email account?
I don't receive any notifications at all and have to sign in to SH to pick up my mail, if there is any.
well thats ok if they are going to change that bit, otherwise i will have to set it to not recieveing notification, i dont sign in everyday and sometimes only sign in because i have a mail.
just asking the question is the auto sign in bit here to stay or not confused:
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Ukwineman
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the new thing with swingbot is it does not just tell me there is a mail waiting for me, it gives me a link directly to that mail and auto signs me in.
I do NOT want to be auto signed in, i specifically have no passwords remembered on my pc to reduce the possibility of stolen data.
please can you just send a notification without the auto sign in bit.
apart from the fact if my kids around and look at my email they could and anyone else for that matter potential sign in, and im not happy about that.
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Ukwineman
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hmm i have never been to anything like this before so i might just go cool
will have to confirm nearer the time due to work commitments, but sounds like fun
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Ukwineman
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well for the evenings i can supply the wine drinkies
and during the day i can be on plumbing duties, i always enjoy sorting out ladies pipework :twisted:
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Ukwineman
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Quote by winchwench
This time in two weeks, there will have been mass erections, Wino will have had his chopper out, we'll all have had a hot portion & will be sitting around singing about goolies!
:bounce:

sorry no chopper this year as you lot will all be bringing some logs yourselves this year wont you cool
but a hot portion i will provide :smug:
errm can i have the details of the camp site please redface
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Ukwineman
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sorry i fully intened to par-take in this thread when i started it but work went silly in the last few days.
yes hormones play a part in it, but i wonder how much upbringing does to. As has been said religion seems to play a big part, but i wonder how much not being told about the facts of life play, or how dirty it is from your parents point of view.
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Ukwineman
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Quote by jaymar
I have a fantasy that a man from here who shall remain anonymous, meets me in the woods looks me deep in the eye, we kiss, he takes me against the tree, no words are spoken at that time.
The thought of such passion with a relative stranger is a massive turn on, in reality I doubt I'd be able to do that but I love the thought.
Clearly we'd have a convo afterwards lol

Is it me ? redface
I know it's not me... lol
rotflmao well that's broke the ice!
Quote by kentswingers777
I have a fantasy that a man from here who shall remain anonymous, meets me in the woods looks me deep in the eye, we kiss, he takes me against the tree, no words are spoken at that time.
The thought of such passion with a relative stranger is a massive turn on, in reality I doubt I'd be able to do that but I love the thought.
Clearly we'd have a convo afterwards lol

Is it me ? redface
:grin: ..........................................
nope!
smile
what not going to even give any clues ??
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Ukwineman
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First thread, well sexual one in rather a long time, and not really sure why it suddenely popped in my head but...
Why are some people far more sexual than others, male or female. I know its probable a strange thing to say but there are plenty of men out there that are not that interested in sex.
I think its a fact that the more you have sex the more you want it, but that does not explain why some people have big appetites and others can quite happly not have sex for for weeks or months.
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