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Ukwineman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Hertfordshire

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my mate just ended up in hospital a couple of days ago his hayfever set his asthma of in a very bad way.
he really looked like the walking dead on thursday, i dont suffer from it but can see how bad it is for you people :therethere:
one of the first things my ex and i did was spend almost a month in australia and not one argument that was one of tha main things that made me decide i wanted to marry her.
but in the end other things mainly communication broke us. look at what it was that makes you think the way you do, what was it on the holiday that made you think like this.
more often that not its just adjusting to spending more time with someone than you are used to, once you get the niggles out the way its a lot better.
recipe for arguments are long journeys, tired kids, too much alcohol.
all of that can come in a holiday, especially if you have been building it up for a while.
anyway im a fine one to talk in the middle of a divorce rolleyes
err i dont know where to start i have been to too many to remember :doh:
i think top would have to be Pink Floyd The Wall was the last day they ever played together till Live8
2. Pink Floyd at Wembley stadium
3. REM in Torrevieja in Spain
after that it would be a impossible to call, ac/dc, black sabbath, saxon, iron maiden, motorhead.......... the list goes on.
goint to REM this august which should be fun :bounce:
ok will be honest i have not yet book my pitch, im certain im coming but not commited myself yet :confused:
anyway as i said before i will be bringing ye old fire pit with me but we need wood to burn on it.
not any old wood proper seasoned wood, anyone who is driving down if you all bring a few logs with you we should be ok, im not planning on doing my friday 13th immpression again so please bring what you can.
oh and yes i will do my chilli again. cool
Quote by Pete_sw
Definitely the finger, and we have glasses with it on too!

Thats it, rolleyes you've broke me resolve, i'm off down the shops drinkies
you need to vist your local brewery for camp, or is that just meaning you and me going to the local rotflmao
i was told this in good faith and belief it totally, my very good mate is from country concerened and knows at least 2 people involved
a group of eastern europeans on holiday in uk hotel decided to have a pig roast, no im not joking.
they light a fire in the bath tub and tried to cook it there, and wondered why a dozen firemen where knocking the door down
no its not an urban myth
i have a hard day at work toomorow :cry:
must be about the 5th time i walk out of my local when they have a really good band on.
Quote by Cherrytree
What would happen, though if the "Locked Thread" thread got locked????
If the lockER became the lockEE.
hmmmmmm....
Would there be an anomaly in the space-time continuum?

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art i like if done properly, but this tagging shit annoys me, if i knew i would not get arrested if i ever caught a kid tagging anything i would get his can and tag him and see how he likes.
ok so the new thing on facebook is OWNED
I added the application because a lady here sent me a notification, i installed but to be honest never really had time to look at it properly.
It now seems I'm owned by other people, 4 people have bid for me who i dont even know :shock: one from Iceland, and my current owner is a guy.
Whats it all about dunno
i just went to northern irelan with just hand luggage and forgot.
no liquid over 100ml under that it must be in a clear plastic bag. I lost my shaving cream (was 250ml) deoderant was a liquid one and my tooth paste. worst of all i lost my aftershave which i really liked especially as it was given to me by my ex.
so there you have it, i could have of course gone all the way back brought 4 plastic bags from a vending machine for £1 but could not be arsed cool
so i brought all new stuff when i got back, did not want to lose it all again now did i :haha:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

but you are one of the lucky ones that have full open discussions about things, some people just cant seem to communicate on any level let alone sex.

If that is the case, then I personally, would doubt if the relationship is strong enough for swinging. If a couple cant communicate with each other then I honestly feel that swinging will break them. It can enhance an already very good relationship where communication is not an issue but if things are not good, then I honestly feel that in a lot of cases, it will destroy it.
Just my opinion, and happy to be proved wrong wink
i would completly agree, lack of communication breaks up even the longest of relationships without bringing swinging into it i should know.
Quote by mazandden
I don't know if it's just me, but I wouldn't ever have a problem broaching a new subjet like this with Den.
I would already know the answer to my question as we would have discussed it already!
I find it strange that after 10 years together you find you need to ask the forum how to broach the subject, rather than just having an open discussion with her?
Maybe we're very lucky!!!
m xx

but you are one of the lucky ones that have full open discussions about things, some people just cant seem to communicate on any level let alone sex.
Quote by X_fanny_x
i used to like a pink (or 2) of "the old speckled hen" not sure if you can get it though

oh yes still very much available and i drink it often :beer: strong stuff
oh il look out for it, failing that i'l come see you :twisted:
i better get a selection in then cool
Quote by X_fanny_x
i used to like a pink (or 2) of "the old speckled hen" not sure if you can get it though

oh yes still very much available and i drink it often :beer: strong stuff
Quote by Freckledbird
Wouldn't surprise me to find it still happens, but neither I nor MrFB would do it.

my sister in laws fiance when they broke up made a deliberate attempt to with my ex to spite her, it was the start or the break down for us sad
oh crikey too many to think of :shock:
any thing by Pink Floyd, AC/DC,
chasing cars by Snow Patrol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Naff off Wino! poke
I'm the resident nurse around here innocent

hey I will be doctor you be nurse :twisted:
Quote by winchwench
In a tent, having to be quiet 'cos there are people around who know you, is pretty hot! :twisted:

Quiet???? You do actually remember the Wilts camping last year do you?? rotflmao rotflmao One tent in particular ( not mine before you ask! ) was like the attack of the Valkyrie! rotflmao rotflmao
I do love it outdoors so a nice secluded lane somewhere and get down and dirty in a doorway :twisted:
Yes I do remember! rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
That scares me. Someone please tell me Cherry wasn't there before I make an appointment with a shrink :shock:
there were 2 camps last year rotflmao
mind you i could always put on a white coat and you come and see me for full examination :twisted:
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I love real ale, that and wine are all i ever drink :haha:
I even used to work for one of the london breweries, and if a pub does not serve it i walk out and find a pub that will, unless of course im with friends then i have to have guiness
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too close to call i think massa on pole but he hates this circuit and with a high potential wet race hes not been that good on losing all the traction control stuff.
i can see a few pace cars coming out, will be first wet race and on the most difficut race of the season, i cant wait :bounce:
hamilton is a demon round monaco if he can get past raikonen then its his.
im having a lazy weekend of sorts pottering around doing some bit for my flat but today mate coming over for roast beef (thats food not a euphemism) and watching F1 in Monaco, then cinema to watch Indiana Jones then thrash my mate on colin mcrae rally on the xbox.
tomorrow who knows dunno
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I think my dream job would be something like gig review person, you know go and see all the bands you love for free, meet them for interviews etc after and get paid to write up about how good it was after, in a mag like kerrang! or something that would do me biggrin suppose down side to that would be you'd have to go see the shit bands too lol

Good call! :thumbup:
It is a good call but you would be surprised at how much hard work that can be.
you can only do the job if you are single, getting in at 4am every morning writing it up, before you forget it.
good fun but takes the fun out of going to gigs if you do it too long
Its not often i take exception to something...
im single now after 18yrs
i'm not a loser thank you
at the moment im single becaue i choose to be and just want to play
reading your profile its so negative and suggests to me that all you want to do is stir up interest in your profile to get a shag
Why not try and engage people in a real conversation in here and you might start to interest people, although i think you have now created a very steep hill to climb now
i get everything through sky now, i did have a BT line till they decided to charge me for not paying by direct debit. I was locked in for a year and they decided to start court proceedings because i refused to pay them
big bully boysmad mad mad
any way £27 pm i get basic sky+ tv, free 2mb line with email, and phone line rental. I never use my home phone so the bill never changes.
Quote by helnheaven
i always used to shake hands with some one on a deal or i had not seen in a long while, and yes i prefere a firm shake. oh err mrs redface
i have noticed recently with the younger generation i play pool with in the pub, that its a shake every time you meet now.
dunno i just go with the flow now

I don`t know what kinda pubs you frequent wineman but maybe we`re back to shaking hands to show that you ain`t carrying a weapon !! lol
my weapon is for the ladies only thank you :smug:
So you always go out 'tooled up'?
always ready to spring in to action when required :smug:
Quote by flower411
i always used to shake hands with some one on a deal or i had not seen in a long while, and yes i prefere a firm shake. oh err mrs redface
i have noticed recently with the younger generation i play pool with in the pub, that its a shake every time you meet now.
dunno i just go with the flow now

I don`t know what kinda pubs you frequent wineman but maybe we`re back to shaking hands to show that you ain`t carrying a weapon !! lol
my weapon is for the ladies only thank you :smug:
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Ewwwwww. The clientel has gone downhill in this saloon!
But has anyone else noticed.....
42 days left! And as everyone knows- 42 is the answer to life, the universe....and everything :bounce:

ahh deep throat...... redface i mean deep thought
subliminal messages going on in here