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Ukwineman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Hertfordshire

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i always used to shake hands with some one on a deal or i had not seen in a long while, and yes i prefere a firm shake. oh err mrs redface
i have noticed recently with the younger generation i play pool with in the pub, that its a shake every time you meet now.
dunno i just go with the flow now
i have always been extremely romantic, but at the moment i feel as romantic as a chocolate tea pot :haha:
im sure it will return 1 day rolleyes
Quote by Theladyisaminx
There was a Tv blunder once when talking about the grand prix, but was read Grand Pricks redface lol

i remember that one it was on tiswas i think when they had some kids reading the news and stuff and the young girl just read it as she saw it rotflmao
well i said i was going to have a well earned day off, then someone offered me a days work but hes not answering his phone now rolleyes so back to the day off then cool
oh and i never been to a club before or a private party, would like to do both but the private party thing sounds like a lot more fun and sexy dont know why. cool
what a delightful site for my poor weary eyes on this bank holiday monday sillyhwoar:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm dressing up :bounce:..:bounce : As yet ! I don't know what rolleyes So is MrFC :giggle: not that he knows yet lol
Winey...please don't forget ya chilli :lickface: I'll remember to get fire proof boots, seen as I love getting close to the fire lol
Red,....don't forget ya famous spicy chicken!

Is everyone sick of my banana flakes yet? I'll see if I can make something else up equally as yummy :lickface:
not feeling a little bit out classed by the gentlemen chefs are we innocent
a dirty joke from a lady friend, unusual because its normally a text telling me i have a missed call from my business partner rolleyes
Quote by helnheaven
i have lived a sheltered live before i came here :scared: so most boxes i would like to tick, but fmf & mfm would be a great start

And here was I thinking I had the shelter to myself lol
oh no your definately not alone, until i met a certain very sexy lady on here i was practiculy a virgin redface
i have lived a sheltered live before i came here :scared: so most boxes i would like to tick, but fmf & mfm would be a great start
personally i just drive into the car park and find the first normal space, i drive a big 4x4 and a bigger space would be helpful, but I have bigger things to worry about than walking a few extra spaces to the front door. leave the disabled and P&C spaces to those that want them.
Sorry Mar kiss but on this i have to disagree yes they gave us tax credits but they f**ked that up so badly i will not tell you how much they are trying to get back from me and ex because they cant organise a piss up in a brewery.
never been a labour supporter always a conservative but as has been said i dont trust any politician any more they are only in it to fill their pockets with money and dont believe helping fun the country is their first thought.
Quote by noladreams30
I have not looked in weeks as to where i was.... and i'm still 3rd from bottom rotflmao
I have to say i got bored with it, football is not a sport i really enjoy that much and got very miffed that the transfer window was always when i was working so only ever did one change and that was Ronaldo when he was injured, and how many goals has he gone on to score rolleyes

You can transfer every week though if you wish... although if, like me you do transfer people, they do go on to have a great week then you try and buy 'em back and their price has gone up!!
yes but is not just every sat morning if im not working im playing catch up on the stuff
I have not looked in weeks as to where i was.... and i'm still 3rd from bottom rotflmao
I have to say i got bored with it, football is not a sport i really enjoy that much and got very miffed that the transfer window was always when i was working so only ever did one change and that was Ronaldo when he was injured, and how many goals has he gone on to score rolleyes
I have to say i read loads when i get the chance, and will read most nights before i go to bed even if its for 15-20 mins. Curenntly re-reading lord of the rings trilogy but he has just got a new book published.
Yes I know Tolkien is dead but this book was all but finished and his son has put it together, and i'm reading like mad to finish Two Towers so I can start this one.
I really do think reading helps mental agility, and would like to think that even a few minutes a day/ every few days would help people that find it difficult to read.
Quote by firelizard

Will have a scout in the woods for a bit of, erm, wood winey & let you know. wink

I could scout with you if you like and show the wood i already have wink
Winey!!!!! how very rood lol
what dunno i was talking to my mate only this morning about pinching some of his wood for the camp :smug:
its true but if you believe that you will believe anything
Quote by winchwench
Will have a scout in the woods for a bit of, erm, wood winey & let you know. wink

I could scout with you if you like and show the wood i already have wink
I have some extra chips too so will bring along, we will need to make sure we have enough light if we playing poker in the evening.
So Do I make my chilli again for Friday night???? I promise it wont be as hot as last time but will still be hotish.
cool
oh and if you can please bring some firewood as i dont want to start cutting down trees again rolleyes confirm if you can bring some
i have to say in all honesty i have never been asked the question redface either way
Quote by winchwench
Or- (said in a northern accent)
ast' tha' la vista, toolbar? (geddit? lol)
I like gadgety things. I really like the vista/google desktop sidebar things, with added gadgets :bounce:
On the pc (google gadget thing) I have...
1. A notepad (invaluable!).
2. The local Weather
3. A slideshow of family pics
4. A spider, called Boris. He's even been trained to follow the mouse lol
On my laptop (Vista gadgety thing) I have....
1. A cool retro neon clock
2. A notepad
4. A slideshow of last years holiday piccies.
5. The local Weather
6. A countdown to Camp Cowboy. Which, incdentally is 64 sleeps, 6 hours and ten seconds away lol
So, whats in yours?

rotflmao
sorry wincy i never realised you were that gadget minded
have to get you to show me your gadgets at camp as i think i shown you mine from my tardis tent last time :haha:
can you sort this one for me please
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/279380.html
ah my little black fur ball she has a preference for the bed, even under the covers at times.
yes i move her out but its difficult when you asleep and you dont know till the morning, she is very small.
Quote by flower411

I just can`t stop watchin these trailers !!! There seem to be loads of em lol

oh AC/DC at the beginign Linkin park? in the middle and Sabbath at the end i need to see this film
:headbanginggif:
:haha:
:shock: Ozzy is young in that video
Talk about nostalgia, i saw them in concert twice
1976 that was recored, how do i know ... i just looked on label of the vinyl in my rack redface
looking forward the movie too cool
crikey fiery debate :shock:
ok then I'm married........
yes thats right I'm married....
I have lived in my own flat as a single guy for the last 1 1/2yrs but I'm still married in the eyes of the law and the morality
So where does that leave me then dunno
im doing this at the moment
you need original documents both cars must be taxed and mot and costs £80
but as freckles said ring dvla
Quote by anais
I read the subscription process and when it says the monthly subs are stopped etc you get a chance to renew, so I should think that its then you have the opportunity to up grade to a yearly charge.

Well i dont think it does, my money was just taken from my card for about 3 months when ever it was due but could not find any link whats so ever to go annually, so i just gave up and sent in a ticket. One of the 4 tops sorted it out straight away no fuss no mess :thumbup: