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Ukwineman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Hertfordshire

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i ended up sending in a support ticket, i never could find another way rolleyes
well isnt that typical missed the first one for a wedding, decided to ditch some work to come to this one and now my truck is a bit sick mad
have fun maybe third time lucky
Quote by winchwench
Tell me - what's a hangover? :smug:

errm i seen you the morning after suffering badly innocent
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I have no-one to take photos of. Can I put real art in? Damn, it's not black and white it can't be art.
H.x

i have noone to take my pics either, hmm maybe we could help each other out :twisted:
sounds like fun idea stormy cool
You win a special prize as the first bloke to offer a girl a quick session with his box brownie.... lol
well someone was going to it just would not be right otherwise so i just had to offer my services, its a dirty job but somes got to do it :twisted:
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ok i have now got fed up with opening ie just to go in to chatrooms so want to get firefox working properly.
i have latest flash and java but when i try to get into chatrooms it starts and have a glazed over frames with no people init then it disconnects me at the bottom i get this:
You have been disconnected, the error has been logged to our technical team to investigate.
any ideas please thanks
well i was about 13 months when i split from ex, to be honest i never chased it it just happened very very strange first time with someone different in 18yrs confused
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I have no-one to take photos of. Can I put real art in? Damn, it's not black and white it can't be art.
H.x

i have noone to take my pics either, hmm maybe we could help each other out :twisted:
sounds like fun idea stormy cool
I dont send any winks I dont see the point as most profiles say they dont want to recieve them.
I always send a mail to who ever i want to contact, but thinking about it that never works anyway rolleyes maybe i should start winking :haha:
I have changed my wink though just incase i accidently click the wink button instead of the profile button in ads, just apologising for winking and it just means i was perving thier sexy profile.
Oh and thankfully i never done that on a male profile yet rotflmao
I would like to say i found this by accident which i did but i bet you dont believe me :haha:
lady loving but true to the theme, dont click on the film as its running though as it sends you to a pro site.
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I'm affraid I'm going to have to cancel
Got tickets to Glasto!
H.x

and theres me thinking we might actually get to meet sad
personally i love to do it but never used to get it back till i came here.
As goram says breathing and tounge ache becomes a problem after a while :haha:
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hmm a little bit of karma going on there i think he has shat on so many people and now look, i would be surprised if he comes back from this one.
He was not allowed to the Bahrain gp

A little saying of mine is "Even monkeys fall out of trees" and in Bahrain the religious culture frowns upon extra marital activities ;-)
well F1 is world wide and encumpasses so many different cultures and i think its difficult no impossible to be ultra clean to all, but the knifes are out for him and hes been got.
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Well i thought it was another good race some proper scraps going on again in the back :thumbup: to BMW this is turning in to a great season, and as for Hamilton well he can only ride the luck so much this is official reason about clash with Alonso:
The incident initially caused some controversy in the paddock, with some suggesting Alonso may have deliberately lifted or ‘brake tested’ his rival – a theory since disproved by Renault who confirmed its driver had accelerated as normal coming out of the corner.
However a new reason for Hamilton driving into the back of the R28 has now emerged, with McLaren’s CEO Martin Whitmarsh confirming the team later discovered his MP4-23’s front wing had already dislodged seconds before the contact.
This would have meant the car suddenly lost both downforce and drag, potentially causing a sudden burst of acceleration.
“It was only when I went into the engineers’ room and started looking at the details that I realised Lewis’s upper front wing had disappeared about two seconds before the accident, so he suddenly lost downforce.”
Whitmarsh believes that the broken wing was probably caused by contact with another car at a previous corner.

Looks like McLaren are seeking to play it down rather than persue it....
I suppose RD has had enough fun for the time being after he set Max up with those nazi prostitutes :lol2:
hmm a little bit of karma going on there i think he has shat on so many people and now look, i would be surprised if he comes back from this one.
He was not allowed to the Bahrain gp
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If you would have asked that question 5 years or so ago, I’d have said property ladder every time.
However after selling our home last year, for a good profit may I add, we moved into a council property which was supposed to be a temporary thing, lucky for us it’s a great house in a quiet location and out of the 40 houses in the street there’s only 6 left that are local authority homes, we are staying and no house would tempt us otherwise.
We were paying approx £600 a month when we had the mortgage, yes we could afford it, but the house we are in now is every bit as good and the neighbours and community are great, oh and we’re paying half, so we can save £300 per month in a high interest account if we wanted to, although we have decided against this, the profit we made from the house in tucked away in such an account and we are doing things with the extra money we couldn’t do before, think its called enjoying life rather than existing, couldn’t be happier at the moment, who says renting is dead money? It might be if renting from a private landlord but if your lucky enough to get a nice local authority house your quid’s in, after all, the rent you pay to the council is no more than the interest you will pay on a mortgage, with the added bonus of being able to tuck into your savings if something unexpected happens rather than resort to secured loans and more debt.
I personally wouldn’t recommend buying property to anyone unless the mortgage repayments were a 3rd or less of there monthly income.

Well unfortunately my rent is £600pm for a 1 bed masionette, my mortgage would only be a bit more so for me renting is like just giving my money to someone else to pay for their retirement.
I brought my first property when i was 19 but at the moment it looks like i will be a first time buyer again, no hope of that in the current climate.
I will buy again not sure how but i will do it. cool
Well i thought it was another good race some proper scraps going on again in the back :thumbup: to BMW this is turning in to a great season, and as for Hamilton well he can only ride the luck so much this is official reason about clash with Alonso:
The incident initially caused some controversy in the paddock, with some suggesting Alonso may have deliberately lifted or ‘brake tested’ his rival – a theory since disproved by Renault who confirmed its driver had accelerated as normal coming out of the corner.
However a new reason for Hamilton driving into the back of the R28 has now emerged, with McLaren’s CEO Martin Whitmarsh confirming the team later discovered his MP4-23’s front wing had already dislodged seconds before the contact.
This would have meant the car suddenly lost both downforce and drag, potentially causing a sudden burst of acceleration.
“It was only when I went into the engineers’ room and started looking at the details that I realised Lewis’s upper front wing had disappeared about two seconds before the accident, so he suddenly lost downforce.”
Whitmarsh believes that the broken wing was probably caused by contact with another car at a previous corner.
Typical rolleyes first day off in weeks when i can mooch around instead of falling asleep on the sofa in the evenings and site will be down..... flounce
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well this is rather pertinent at my point in time i i would rather get back on the ladder as if i dont do it now i dont think i ever will, its a complete jungle out there. :silly:
bugger did i miss the fun again :notes: need to get in the chat rooms more
You Can Take the Cat Out of Slough ...
by Chris Pascoe
This is for people with cats, my kids brought it for me. This book had me in tears of laughter from the onset, you know the sort of book that even if you on the train you cant help laughing out loud. lol
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think im alone amongst men when i say very few blowjobs do that much for me just not enough friction.
To work for me it has to be fairly rough i like the gentle scrape of teeth or to be quite vigouruseach to there own
its probablly a bit to passive for me as i do like to be in control

I think you may be talking about "face fucking"
It`s totally different to a blow job and is imho the best kind of oral sex. But has to be completely mutual wink
I was recently introduced to this by a very sexy lady and WOW certainly got both our rocks off doing it.
Personnaly i think it is very much the parents responsibilty but the problem is you only have that for you own children. You can bring up the most respectful and intelligent, polite child. But it only take one unruly, uncontrolable child, uncared for by its parents because letting them do what they want is a far easier life for them, to undo everything you ever taught your child about respect and decency.
Hopefully that deceny will come back once teens have got it out of their system, but the ones that never had it in the first place dunno
Some good advice i can see but:
as duncan says it could be a problem of too much pressure or maybe not enough
Have you changed it like for like, and does it have a big ball on the end or does it have a small float.
If you have a water tank in your loft, and its in the bathroom (downstairs cloak should run of mains) then its either you have the wrong pressure insert in it they are red or white, small nozzel mains, big tank fed. Or as someone else mentioned you could have some crud in it especially if you drained down the tank if you could not shut off supply.
They work on the pressure of the water coming in to seal and any grit in the way it will not seal.
If you still have problems then pm me and i can go into more detail, it would much easier to diagnose if i knew what heeating/hot water system you had.
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Flange (a fabulous word that always makes me giggle)
widget!

I often have to use an Essex Flange or a Surrey Flange.
rotflmao
seriously I do....
.xls is an Excel document, you probable have the cheaper home version which wont read it, ask them to convert it and send again.
I think you now have office suite which uses .xml
Well its my 40th this year and dont have anything really in mind, my brother has convinced me to go to his in Ibiza but since i been several times recently cant exact;y say is a crisis :haha: I'm open to ideas from anyone who wants to show me the way to have more fun though :twisted:
Another exciting race :bounce: did you see coultard, Alonso and Heidfeld 3 abreast racing down the straight.
Massa spinning out but he dont know what caused it rolleyes lack of driver aids possible :haha: unlucky to Hamilton but a great faultless drive to Raikonen, this season looks to be a lot of fun.