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Ukwineman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
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temtation for me is fresh paste and garlic bread or pepperoni pizza with the latter.
guess what im having tonight :haha:
Its definately not cheating but it is a break of trust.
This is a very difficult one to over come and will take time to recover. For her she will feel bretrayed and cheated upon for him he will be thinking im not getting enough and its a safe release.
They need to have a really open conversation, I would assume that they are not swingers, I bet they dont talk about sex that often but happy to be proved wrong if they do.
Time for some good talking which if they are honest enough to each other will usually lead to some serious hump
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had to read that a couple of times to understand that one, but sorry cant answer the question rotflmao
was going to take weekend off and chill and take kids to out on sunday, but that seems to have gone to bollox now so might just as well work sad
I'd like to big up Mar from Jaymar for looking out for me, yes I'm still here :bounce: kiss thanks
I did wonder my several people suddenly looked at my profile rotflmao
Quote by firelizard
We just had home made chilli con carne and rice and then choccie ice cream for desert....made by my own...hubby's fair hand lol

And whos recipe did you use, yours or mine :haha:
I'm just cooking a family size steak and guinness pie which i shall have with chips.
Yes I know I dont look like I eat much, but yes I will eat it all. cool
I rarely eat chocolate but easter egg chocolate hmmmm cant get enough of it dont know why :haha:
Quote by helnheaven
I have tried to leave these shores 3 times now and always been halted by family reasons and not myside. All bar 1 of mine life abroad and love it, and to be honest my kids are the only thing keeping me here and thats waering thin. Why do I want to go, weather ok but mainly I'm tired of living in a nanny state seen it getting worse ver the last 10 years, yes is suppose that is political but find it very hard to find anything English that makes me want to stay. confused

Have a very english cuppa! wink
I dont drink tea
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smackbottom Mr Awkward rotflmao
I only drink Earl Grey or Twinings wink
I like to be different :smug:
Quote by helnheaven
I have tried to leave these shores 3 times now and always been halted by family reasons and not myside. All bar 1 of mine life abroad and love it, and to be honest my kids are the only thing keeping me here and thats waering thin. Why do I want to go, weather ok but mainly I'm tired of living in a nanny state seen it getting worse ver the last 10 years, yes is suppose that is political but find it very hard to find anything English that makes me want to stay. confused

Have a very english cuppa! wink
I dont drink tea
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Quote by westerross
I for one think that this thread is not a good thread because of the trickle running between the lines and I regret it was ever started.
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May I ask what trickle this is and why you believe it should not have been started, as had been said many times people are entitled to their own opinion which has be stated by Cherry.
If you believe this should be not for public consumption then by all means use my pm box. cool
I have tried to leave these shores 3 times now and always been halted by family reasons and not myside. All bar 1 of mine life abroad and love it, and to be honest my kids are the only thing keeping me here and thats waering thin. Why do I want to go, weather ok but mainly I'm tired of living in a nanny state seen it getting worse ver the last 10 years, yes is suppose that is political but find it very hard to find anything English that makes me want to stay. confused
Quote by winchwench
>>>Coughs politely<<<<
I'm back! I haven't read through all of the thread, but to answer Cherry's question-
I used to be very picky about spelling and grammar. However, I've grown up enough recently to realise that just because someone can't spell doesn't mean they're stupid. In fact, two of the guy's I've been closet to in my life have been poor spellers/ Dyslexic. They're both highly intelligent guys.
It does irk me a little though when people who can't spell take it upon themselves to write signs! rolleyes
All I ask in the forums is that people make an effort so that they can be understood. When a post appears with poor spelling and no punctuation, It can be an absolute nightmare to understand. confused

unless its because you have too many vino's in Normandy of course :haha:
Quote by Steve

Cant remember myself but its not exactly the first time a Ferrari drive decided he owned the road and would go though no matter the consequnces, as long as it was in his favour of course wink

To be fair I think DC was in the wrong this time as Massa was over half way alongside DC him when he turned in on him...
It is a very fine line I will admit and could be taken both ways, but up until that time DC had driven a perfect clean race, Massa had already taken a trip into the greenery so would be inclined to think Massa was going in a bit hot.
Quote by Steve
At present none but come July daughter will be buying herself a hamster and everything that goes with one with her birthday money...

expect a squeaking wheel for 4 hours a night when you trying to sleep :haha:

Wheel will be lubricated with silicone spray at the first hint of a squeal and it will be in her bedroom so far enough away from us for us not to hear it (hopefully) :lol2:
Yah right untill she tells you to look after it because she cant sleep rotflmao sorry got the T shirt on this topic :haha:
Quote by Steve
I particularly enjoyed Coulthard's comment about Massa when asked if Massa should take responsibility for their accident..
"If he doesn't I'll kick 3 colours of shit out the bastard" :lol2:

oh I so wet myself at that comment live on air and Louise allens comment thanking him for swearing live on air rotflmao
I seem to recall him doing it last year as well but cant for the life of me think what he said..
Cant remember myself but its not exactly the first time a Ferrari drive decided he owned the road and would go though no matter the consequnces, as long as it was in his favour of course wink
Quote by Steve
At present none but come July daughter will be buying herself a hamster and everything that goes with one with her birthday money...

expect a squeaking wheel for 4 hours a night when you trying to sleep :haha:
Ours was lazy and would lean against the outside of the wheel and never inside :silly:
Quote by Steve
I particularly enjoyed Coulthard's comment about Massa when asked if Massa should take responsibility for their accident..
"If he doesn't I'll kick 3 colours of shit out the bastard" :lol2:

oh I so wet myself at that comment live on air and Louise allens comment thanking him for swearing live on air rotflmao
This race was far from dull and I can fully understand where you coming from in that respect. I have been watching it since I was 9yr and seen some fantastic racing, todays race was maybe not as good as some in the past but the ingredients seem to be there this year for the first time in ages.
Most importantly no gizmos to help just a well designed car and driver skill, its too early to tell yet but lets see.
I have my little black cat to come home to, always get a great welcome when i come home.
She has certainly help me retain my sense of reality in the last 6 months since getting her back.
Well what a start to the season, they have got rid of most of the driver aids like traction control and now they have to drive for themselves.
Ok so Ferrari are favorites ie: Raikonen, and he has technical problems so has to start 15th on the grid with yes Hamilton on pole.
So who drives a faultless race with no drama from start to finish to win..... Hamilton of course.
Raikonen went of the track 2 times when he lost control of his car and all were totally his fault no mechanical failure what so ever, so whos the best driver now, only time will tell.
Raikonen did not finish in the end because of mechanical failure but this taking away the driver aids seems to have thrown up a whole new dimension to racing, bit like it was in the 80's then really.
Roll on Malaysia 23rd March
literature (had to google the proper spelling) has never been my strong point. I tend to think about what I want to write faster than i can put pen to paper, so what i do is just write/type in blocks my ideas so I dont forget it then go back and edit it.
That means when writing quickly on here in a witty reply my grammer is usually out the window, When I read others posts on here It bothers me not how its written just the content on it.
People should feel at ease with the ability to post their feelings and thoughts on here, which is hard enough for some shy people, with out the worry that they might get picked up on spelling or grammer.
Quote by jaymar
Petrol, beer & fags always go up to get some easy money. The pensioners heating allowance is a bonus because we treat them like shit and they are the 1s that have paid the most and the child benefit is somewhat a good thing.
I say somewhat as in the back of my head I cant help thinking of the fact the UK has the highest teenage pregnancy % in Europe and all the silly boys and girls who now treat sex like a kiss on the cheek and it ends up with a council house and a good few yrs on the state with us paying because its to easy.
As for the carrier bag tax, sounds like common sense but who pays, no not the supermarkets who earn billions in profit but us as we have to pay 5p for each bag which is an easy cop out for the supermarkets to say they are doing there bit.
Bottom line is billions have been spent on hospitals, education and regeneration to name 3 and nothing has changed. Superbugs, crime rates rising, millions out of work and the simple cost of living goes up and up and up, green taxes, congestion charges, toll roads, Hip packs for moving house, lottery postcodes for schooling and NHS treatment, police drowning in paperwork, teachers hindered by pc politics etc etc.
And don’t get me started on immigration. And before people start saying things, I am far far from a BNP member and have no problem with immigration but take it back to the very fundamentals and ask yourselves why, that as we are all paid up members of Europe and all countries equal, all the other countries say no or have very small quotas when our borders welcome everyone.
I am sure I will think of more…..

My thoughts exactly!!
Lets be honest here and say that until the benefit system is over hauled, people will always want to come here for free everything. Free housing, free health care, benefits galore, christ we even paying millions to eastern European workers kids ffs. The benefit system is open to every scrounger there is, and the lazy work shy.
The supermarkets should be forced by law to stop selling cheap booze as that just fuels the booze culture we have, and the age of buying alchohol should be looked at. As for carrier bag charges, after a while the supermarkets will pick the tab up, as the shopper will go to the first supermarket that gets rid of the charges, so they will then all follow they earn billions of pounds why should the shopper have to pick up the tab? We are all being taken for mugs....and people are sick of it and things will have to change or,there will be a revolution on the Governments hands. Sooner rather than later. mad
Labour must be doing something right tho... otherwise why do they keep getting elected? dunno
(and I'm not sticking up for them or any other party by saying this.. it's a question!)
Because so many people cant not be bothered to vote any more, we are suppossed tp have a say in how are country is run, but seem to me its bordering on a dictatorship these days.
This is from memory so please correct me if wrong, but in past elections we had an average 75% turn out to vote in the last 2 elections it was about 50% thats why they got in.
hello mar we not chatted in a while kiss
Quote by Willwill69u
no one likes paying taxes!!and we all moan about the cost of living but if you think this is bad just wait till the tories get back into power!!
then we will have reason to moan!!
did you know that the word tory meens thief!!!!
before getting rid of this lot remember the thatcher eara nad the budgets then!!!

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oh im sorry but this tickled me pink, My disposable income has totally dissapeared since labour got in, I read all about binge drinking and 24hr opening hours and down here I dont actually see any of it, but seems you have a lot of it up there, you must have far too much money to spend.
Manchester Band D council tax:
Dundee Band D council Tax:
Thames valley Band D council Tax: £1,
Why do you have it cheaper?? because we are subsidising your tax because thats where most of the labour supporters are rolleyes
Sorry but due to serious lack of funds I have to pass on this one, and hope you all have a fun night.
winey
I have to record it today as my best mate is getting married today, you can tell hes not a rugby fan rolleyes
Quote by firelizard
Winey, the boobies in my avatar are mine....and they are implants wink

Come & plant 'em over 'ere :rascal:
Be careful what you wish for cool
:sulk: how come wincy gets that and i get a smackbottom :gumpyoldbarstardlook:
:haha:
Quote by firelizard
Winey, the boobies in my avatar are mine....and they are implants wink

ohh are they, can I have a closer inspection then, for research purpose of course innocent
No implants are so so so wrong, wierd I had a similar conversation only yesturday.
Natural only for me, I would prefere a natural lady with small breasts that one with implants any day. cool
ohh i forgot about this can you send me a hotel list please, then i will have to look at money not sure if i can afford the hotel at the moment sad