I did actually type a proper reply, then looked at your profile and saw that you are a plumber/builder so was was not sure what angle you were coming from, especially with regards to the lying and con bit??
I have yet to meet any willing ladies on the job apart from my old tutor who had loads of stories to tell. He was an essex lad so not sure if he was stretching the truth or just plenty of essex girls wanting to be shagged.
I did come close once but was not to far after my breakup so I was not really intune with the pickups I think.
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Ukwineman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
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Orgasminator
Quote by Freckledbird
A lady friend of mine told me last week that she was going to ask her hubby, i got a text an hour ago saying he said yes :bounce:
ohh thats another wedding i have to go to :haha:
Wasn't it a bit late if he's her hubby anyway?
FFS please stop being so bloody pedantic, you know fully well what I meant and are doing to get a rise out of me.
And people wonder why theres not much going on in here these days
Orgasminator
I have to say I really dont know where I will end up with all this too, I feel now after 18 months that I would like to date again, but then again I would not want to leave here.
Like Pete said I feel that I would probable get a swift response to it. Yes when I first came here i was after a quick shag but found a very friendly community instead, and would not want to give it up.
As for dating hmmm not done that in in 18 years, where do I start :haha: i forgotten most of it, i would not know a chat up line if it hit me square in the face
Like Pete said I feel that I would probable get a swift response to it. Yes when I first came here i was after a quick shag but found a very friendly community instead, and would not want to give it up.
As for dating hmmm not done that in in 18 years, where do I start :haha: i forgotten most of it, i would not know a chat up line if it hit me square in the face
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I have been thinking for years that there should be a retest/refresher course.
There are far too many dangerous drivers on the road that once they get a licence they can do what they like with out any thought for other road users or pedestrians.
Its about the only thing I think should be monitiored by the goverment but thats in another thread.
There are far too many dangerous drivers on the road that once they get a licence they can do what they like with out any thought for other road users or pedestrians.
Its about the only thing I think should be monitiored by the goverment but thats in another thread.
Orgasminator
I think no we should not have a national database, Whilst I agree that in the recent case in the press that it helped catch the prositute killer it did not deter him from doing the murders even though he knew his DNA was on record.
As we have it at the moment if you commit a crime you are recorded and I believe that is enough of an incentive to make a normal/sane person (what ever that is) think twice about commiting a crime. But in the case of this guy and all the others that i have read about I dont think they give a toss if you have their Dna, they are going to do it anyway. Its the thrill of doing it not the fact they might not get caught that drives most of these crimes, we have had the DNA database for many years now and i dont see a drop in serious crimes of this nature that I'm aware of, no doubt a politition would give you a different set of figures.
This is supposed to make the public feel safer along with CCTV, we are the most monitored country in the world now I think (correct me if I'm wrong) but I dont feel any safer i just feel like I'm in a goldfish bowl and feel dirty because I'm watched so much, Wish I had moved to Europe a few years ago now I never feel unsafe there no matter what time of day or night.
As we have it at the moment if you commit a crime you are recorded and I believe that is enough of an incentive to make a normal/sane person (what ever that is
) think twice about commiting a crime. But in the case of this guy and all the others that i have read about I dont think they give a toss if you have their Dna, they are going to do it anyway. Its the thrill of doing it not the fact they might not get caught that drives most of these crimes, we have had the DNA database for many years now and i dont see a drop in serious crimes of this nature that I'm aware of, no doubt a politition would give you a different set of figures. This is supposed to make the public feel safer along with CCTV, we are the most monitored country in the world now I think (correct me if I'm wrong) but I dont feel any safer i just feel like I'm in a goldfish bowl and feel dirty because I'm watched so much, Wish I had moved to Europe a few years ago now I never feel unsafe there no matter what time of day or night.
Orgasminator
I'm guilty of this:
I used to look a wine lists ALL the time even if we were having breakfast :haha:
would get a few tuts from the ex
Now as a plumber I find myself looking at others work all the time
On sunday was in my local and their urinal cistern had a tiny leak which I noticed, its funny how i can spot a leak a mile away now 
I used to look a wine lists ALL the time even if we were having breakfast :haha:
would get a few tuts from the ex
Now as a plumber I find myself looking at others work all the time
On sunday was in my local and their urinal cistern had a tiny leak which I noticed, its funny how i can spot a leak a mile away now Orgasminator
ohh this is one that got me a while back.
Where i was living once was above my shop and at the back double gates and a court yard, plenty of space to park but the curb was not dropped. I got a large polite notice about not blocking the gates.
Now the road was full of large houses and plenty of cars and not enough parking except me. I started to put some wood across the kerb to get up it, then i got a 4x4 so it never mattered. Only 1 person complained and she lived half way down the street and did not effect her at all, she was just jealous.
She complained to the police, council and my company. When the council visited and I told then that we had applied for the curb to be dropped and it was approved and we were just waiting for it to be done, they just ok dont worry about it carry on.
This of course was red rag to a bull she would make snide comments and complain about anything. One day when I did ring the police and asked them whose car was blocking me in so i could not take wife to work. They told me he had not actually done anything wrong but came anyway, this woman 2 days later came to me and said that i had worried her sick because when she saw the police car park 6 houses away from hers, she thought they were coming to tell her that her daughter had been in an accident, and therefore i had caused her emotional distress :silly:
eventually it was 2 weeks before curb was going to be dropped, and as i was running a local shop i did not want bad publicity so i parked outside just for a break.
2 days later the spare wheel was ripped off the back and cost me £500
No I did not have the right but I followed the rules and got it dropped, she never even brought stuff from me. One of those people that has nothing better to do in thier small lives apart from sticking it in others.
Where i was living once was above my shop and at the back double gates and a court yard, plenty of space to park but the curb was not dropped. I got a large polite notice about not blocking the gates.
Now the road was full of large houses and plenty of cars and not enough parking except me. I started to put some wood across the kerb to get up it, then i got a 4x4 so it never mattered. Only 1 person complained and she lived half way down the street and did not effect her at all, she was just jealous.
She complained to the police, council and my company. When the council visited and I told then that we had applied for the curb to be dropped and it was approved and we were just waiting for it to be done, they just ok dont worry about it carry on.
This of course was red rag to a bull she would make snide comments and complain about anything. One day when I did ring the police and asked them whose car was blocking me in so i could not take wife to work. They told me he had not actually done anything wrong but came anyway, this woman 2 days later came to me and said that i had worried her sick because when she saw the police car park 6 houses away from hers, she thought they were coming to tell her that her daughter had been in an accident, and therefore i had caused her emotional distress :silly:
eventually it was 2 weeks before curb was going to be dropped, and as i was running a local shop i did not want bad publicity so i parked outside just for a break.
2 days later the spare wheel was ripped off the back and cost me £500
No I did not have the right but I followed the rules and got it dropped, she never even brought stuff from me. One of those people that has nothing better to do in thier small lives apart from sticking it in others.
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when i had to do mine i just sent a support ticket as i had the same problem.
When you sign up first of all and go for 1 month its ok, then each month after its taken automatically from your card, but when i wanted to go to yearly i could not find a link, so as i said sent the very friendly admin team a support ticket and was sorrted.
When you sign up first of all and go for 1 month its ok, then each month after its taken automatically from your card, but when i wanted to go to yearly i could not find a link, so as i said sent the very friendly admin team a support ticket and was sorrted.
Orgasminator
I thought that was really good and a great bit of fun and knowledge untill........
That complete pile of :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: at the bottom, these insidious emails that get passed around play on vulnerable people and are the new spam mail.
Sorry but sick to death of these vile mails.
rant off!!
That complete pile of :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: at the bottom, these insidious emails that get passed around play on vulnerable people and are the new spam mail.
Sorry but sick to death of these vile mails.
rant off!!
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Quote by Cherrytree
Are you happy, by any chance, Winey?
I'm totally skint, almost no work, bills racking up......
but tommorrow I get to spend some serious quality time with my kids, first time in a long while so yes I'm happy
:bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :bounce: :happy:
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I think they are showing a time from abour 6-7 hours ago, which probably means they are using the times from the server (which is in the USA) but no it isnt just you who is seeing these odd things
thanks I know i can be odd at times and the odd glass of wine might take part in the proceedings but in this case i was wondering.
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Probable more a question for admin, but has anyone sent/ recieved PM's in the last couple of days and looked at the times. I could have sworn blind that something was wrong and that i recieved replies before my actual post was sent according to the time stamp.
But in the process of looking its changed on me, please please tell me i'm not the only mad one. :silly:
But in the process of looking its changed on me, please please tell me i'm not the only mad one. :silly:
: Orgasminator
there are so many places you can find different pics that are relevent to you, as has been said pics of your self are good, but no cock shots thats a no no.
Mine is very specific to me and was made for me, and I'm sure you will find others like that too.
Basically pick a picture that is you and there you go. :thumbup:
Mine is very specific to me and was made for me, and I'm sure you will find others like that too.
Basically pick a picture that is you and there you go. :thumbup:
