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Ukwineman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Hertfordshire

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Well thank you so much kiss
makes me worried what you thought of me now :haha:
Quote by winchwench
Why would a spider be selling a house?
Is it a house spider dunno

out of all the replies that one stood out must just be my sense of humour rotflmao
Quote by Jawnathan
what are PJ's dunno

Personal Jetpacks....duh
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Quote by Freckledbird
are not snakes able to go without food and water for at least 6 months ???

Not that long, no. Sweet asked about housing it with the other snake though.
Quote by Bonedigger
cool biggrin nice to meet a fellow herper biggrin
we had one of our corns go missing for 17 weeks, found him in the under stairs cupboard, healthy as anything lmao....sneaky beggar!!

So she did but my question was in reply to Bonediggers as above..............
are not snakes able to go without food and water for at least 6 months ???
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Can I reaffirm my membership please?? lol
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/203572.html
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Show off!!! lol lol lol lol wink
ahh im not sure this counts really sounds like thread abuse, maybe this thread should be locked :shock: bolt
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Quote by winchwench
FB wrote
Children are way too aware of what can hurt professionals who are involved with them.

Aren't they just? And they do it with parents too- they can manipulate any situation, and theres no comeback when it's found they're lying.
When a 14y/o can walk out of a meeting at school telling everybody to "F**k off," and there are no sanctions which can be used, it's a pretty screwed up time we're living in. evil
if as an adult you said that you would be arrested before you got to your car........
Quote by keeno
My girlfriend was recently diagnosed with irratable bowel by our GP. Her homeopath suggested it was 'candeda' This has lead to a fairly radical diet with us studying the labels on food packets.
I was amazed to find only 1 brand of tomato paste that contained only tomatos. Or crisps that were only oil, patatos and salt. Seems to me that we as a society have a real problem with all the chemicals hidden in our food.

missed this first time, and we wonder why we have so many more incidents of asthma and ADH
all this healthy eat stuff is to sell more newspapers and the like, why is it more news now about it and just before summer than other times?? cause it pulls the invisible strings we have about ourselves just after the excess of Christmas and the wanting to look good for the summer holidays.
Dont get me wrong healthy eating is very good for everyone and we should eat a balanced diet, the key word being balanced. My grandma used to and to an extent still does cook like a demon, any food is good as long as its balanced, she never worried about too much fat or salt or what ever, just that it was good wholesome food and home cooked. She turned 100 last year and still going strong.........
Newspapers are there for one reason only
They will tell you its to inform us of news and important stuff and to a degree its true, but the main reason is to make money
Pure and simple, they will say anything if it means they will sell more papers/tv (advertising)
sad but true cynical MOI! never
I would be interested, just a suggestion I know that you said if you get enough interested you will set a date but experiance from looking at these things is that you will get far more interested if you set the date.
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oh what a laugh I just had a great weekend well done sarah was so great to finally say hello to you.
I finally met the owner of the nipple avatar wave hello dawnie :lol2:
music was great well done cherrytree for your :karaoke:
some one walked of with my robin hood hat innocent you know who you are :haha: kiss
thanks to everyone for making it such a fun night.
and to a special lady passionkiss
Quote by poshkate
A kilt was part of my school uniform- we could wear any tartan we wanted.
Not so sure about the boots though!....

mmmm..........that's given me a nice mental image smile You still go it?
or actually I've just thought.....is this Maz or Den posting dunno :lol2:
Den in a kilt and fuck me boots :shock: rotflmao
Maz & kate on the other hand sillyhwoar:
Quote by plumfabio
Just been told about so all is not lost presuming it's any good.

ooohhh !!! i like this :thumbup:
Quote by markz
what do you get if you cross a deckchair with a marquee
A shirt for ........ :giggle:

now thats wit and humour i like rotflmao
Quote by jaymar
Can you remove our names from the list please? I've just found out I have an exam on the Monday and really cannot afford not to be revising that weekend. We will hopefully venture to another further on in the year.
Thanks wink

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Quote by markz
do you know what this is the sort of thread that really gets my back up.
Do not take this as a go at you just the scene in general. I'm a single guy I'm respectful and so I'm told by several singles and couples on here as a all round nice guy.
So why dont I get all the fun where is it dunno then you come on saying where are all the single guys dunno I just dont get it, am I invisible or is it just a north south divide thing again.
confused

rolleyes
your point is dunno
on the top of my head.............. rolleyes
your wit and humor is something i very much love to see and enjoy, but in this thread i dont see the point of it sorry.
Quote by markz
do you know what this is the sort of thread that really gets my back up.
Do not take this as a go at you just the scene in general. I'm a single guy I'm respectful and so I'm told by several singles and couples on here as a all round nice guy.
So why dont I get all the fun where is it dunno then you come on saying where are all the single guys dunno I just dont get it, am I invisible or is it just a north south divide thing again.
confused

rolleyes
your point is dunno
do you know what this is the sort of thread that really gets my back up.
Do not take this as a go at you just the scene in general. I'm a single guy I'm respectful and so I'm told by several singles and couples on here as a all round nice guy.
So why dont I get all the fun where is it dunno then you come on saying where are all the single guys dunno I just dont get it, am I invisible or is it just a north south divide thing again.
confused
cherry my sweet kiss
In the last year my grey bits have grown so fast it scared the bejesus out of me. But I will not dye them as its a part of me, what you see is what you get. With regards to you I have seen and I want. :twisted: your personality far out ways anything else kiss
There is no such thing as a good alcohol free wine. I have spent 20 years in the industry and not found one yet, stick to good soft drinks.
I think its a glitch in the system it happens to me but only when I recieve a pm from 1 person dunno
Quote by winchwench
Just reiterating my offer to "do" the door hun. However, let me know if it's an in"door" door or an out"door" door will ya? My skirt is a little short, and I may need to wear thermal knickers rotflmao

:shock: I hope not!!!!!!!
Quote by markz
never force feed a cat.............. rolleyes
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coffee monitor moment
Quote by MR-FB
Well he'd get my vote (can't be any worse than the other clowns we keep voting for}

since when did we vote the current muppet in confused:
but yes clarkson would get my vote
The phone and the take away menu rotflmao
Actually I really miss my gas range I love to cook and all i have now is a cheap single electric cooker sad sad sad