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Ukwineman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Hertfordshire
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Orgasminator
Quote by LondonPlaything
the internet has decided, en mass, as a sentient entity that The Cafe, just for this evening is just a little too much for you... offering the Magazine as a very heavy handed (I have to say) hint to think back to a thread already seen in the Cafe...
and visit your local Public Convenience, where you may find some entertaining though soiled reading matter
Thats what I heard anyway, could be wrong
lp
hmm getting worried about you and I agree with stormy never have a problem with clowns I love them but your avatar is a different story, reminds me of a Stephen King novel.
Orgasminator
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Is anyone else having problems with viewing the forum all I get is the middle section streched across the page in the cafe, the other ones get smaller
ie:
worst affected is cafe, then LMU then, DOGGING and no problem in the magazine:
That'll be the Anti UKWM update we installed!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
(No problems here BTW!!)
oi !!
no well because I run this on my big tv I have to scale down 800x600 instead of 1024x768 or its just to small and most of the time its fine but tonight its gone a bit bonkers :silly: ok I will sort it thanks anyway :thumbup:
Orgasminator
Quote by Corrie2007Then you should buy yourself gifts and wrap them up and open them!!! xxxxxxx
you have to recieve gifts before you can be unhappy with them
I did buy one although I did not wrap it, got myself a nintendo DS
was more thinking of the fact i not seen my kids yet..
Orgasminator
I see ladies on here and else where and think 
hwoar: everyday, but that is looks alone and I could never just go on that.
I have to get to know the brain as well before I could do anything, I just dont relax otherwise. I spent over a year on here now and was beginning to think why am I here, but now I just go with the flow
And yes H-x you do make me thinkhwoar: we just never chatted and you live miles away.
hwoar: everyday, but that is looks alone and I could never just go on that.I have to get to know the brain as well before I could do anything, I just dont relax otherwise. I spent over a year on here now and was beginning to think why am I here, but now I just go with the flow
And yes H-x you do make me think
hwoar: we just never chatted and you live miles away. 
Orgasminator
Not been my best year but had a lot of fun here and this is my thanks in no particular order.
Cherrytree
pink&blue
winchwench
jaymar
fire&stormy
poshkate
swing_fun_cpl
There is another lady whos name will remain nameless who i dont think is on any more but
anyway
and if i left anyone out its christmas eve and I'm having a blonde forgetful moment
but thank you
ps. im not being indescrete these folks have just been there for me
in edit: talk about being in a blonde/drink haze moment Merry Christmas to one and all.
Cherrytree
pink&blue
winchwench
jaymar
fire&stormy
poshkate
swing_fun_cpl
There is another lady whos name will remain nameless who i dont think is on any more but
anywayand if i left anyone out its christmas eve and I'm having a blonde forgetful moment
but thank you
ps. im not being indescrete these folks have just been there for me
in edit: talk about being in a blonde/drink haze moment Merry Christmas to one and all.
Orgasminator
Quote by neilinleeds
Al we seem to do in this country is go out of our way to accomodate other peoples points of view and/or beliefs...
All it gets us is laughed at ....
Maybe we should adopt their way of thinking by which I mean if they insult the religion of the indignous population here we hang/flog/deport/jail (delete as applicable) em....
oh come on Mallock, that's what democracy is for. accomodating everyone, equally, in the plural society we live in, and striving for inclusivity, and mutual respect, even if some of those we extend that inclusivity to stick two fingers up at us. that's how we resolve our differences, and move forward, to try and achieve something we can all live with, even when ((( especially when!!! ))) an insignificant and completely unrepresentative minority of people resort to bombs.
people fought tooth and nail to achieve that, and stained the land with blood so we could enjoy it, so i know you don't really mean we should maybe try being every bit as Fascistic as the Saudi Arabias and Third Reichs of this world? ;)
neil x x x ;)
I dont think for a second he is suggesting that, and i will always follow democracy, but as has been said in other thread you go to other countries you abide by thier customs and rules. We in this country try to welcome all peoples customs and to an extent rules. I'm not religious in any way shape or form and believe being so causes far more problems that it solves, but I have grown up with Christmas and easter and all the other holidays we have, not because of the religon but because of tradition. I have no problem with new traditions being brought in from other cultures, I love to learn new things but I do object to the slow erosion of my history and culture.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Orgasminator
I just post what I feel like and its my opinion and always will be, I dont feel the need to put initials to point that fact out. I know it will not be everyones opinion,but can't say that I'm fussed if you like me for it or not. That might sound arrogant but its not itended to be, its just my opinion and I'm entitled to it.
Orgasminator
I have sold many products over the years that have Best before or sell by dates....... but heres the stupid part some of then are designed to better with age :shock: it makes a mockery of the system.
As I said earlier I use my common sense, if I dont like the look/smell of it I bin otherwise I eat it.
As I said earlier I use my common sense, if I dont like the look/smell of it I bin otherwise I eat it.
Orgasminator
I have a free weekend and would like to make good use of it, are there any private parties going on that anyone would be kind enough to invite me to.
Cheeky I know but dont ask you dont get, would really like to get into the christmas spirit which seems to be a bit lacking at the moment ( especially if spirit is very sexy :haha:
Cheeky I know but dont ask you dont get, would really like to get into the christmas spirit which seems to be a bit lacking at the moment ( especially if spirit is very sexy :haha:
hello furby im getting confused now :haha: i was replying to fanny aka tan i think Orgasminator
Quote by X_fanny_x
i know im new to forums........but can i flirt with everyone?? or is that being to greedy..... anyway .. big hugs an loads of wet sloppy kisses to everyone..
furby xxxxx
yup anyone or anything ya like
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just realised who you are
erm yes im not a new member 
oh im sorry
i just never realised you had a single account too till now, i even perved it a couple of times too. :therethere: 