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Ukwineman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
0 miles · Hertfordshire

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Orgasminator
It's a bit of a numbers game and luck sometimes plays a part, having a good profile helps.
I have been around for a while but very few meets from here, mostly because I don't spend as much time and effort as I used to. But one lady I met was completely random so it does happen.
Personally I think I live in a black hole area of the country where nobodys plays lol
be positive and use all sections of the site and you will get there eventually.
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Quote by sexymale6969
If there is room for a little one let me know

i suggest youlook at the date of the previous post rotflmao
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Quote by HnS
ukwineman,
Now all I need is for the people that know me, there must be some after all this time to happily vouch for me and say I'am who I say I'am

Looking at the Shrep guide, http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/assets/documents/shrep_001.pdf
This part of the system allows for “friends” on the site to Vouch for your profile. It is purely designed to allow others who actually know you in real life to Vouch that your details are correct. It is in no way a reflection that you know them any other way than socially as a friend. However, it does allow other members to have increased confidence that your profile is real and accurate even if you have no Meet Rep.
You can only vouch for someone’s profile if you have both confirmed each other already as friends on the site. The details of the vouch are the only part of the whole system that must be public. This ensures that people vouching for their friends’ profiles have some degree of accountability and will, therefore, think twice about doing it for people that they don’t actually know.

- items in bold added/highlighted
Taking a quick peek at your profile you don't have any Friends listed :sad:
Agree about the Pink Floyd reference though lol
you are very correct to point that out, over the time i have been here my friends list has been short and several are no longer here. But I have met people here on a social basis mostly from the cafe, hence my asking in here.
If noone wishes to acknowlegde so be it, but as I said you dont ask you dont get.
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most people would remember me as the tall thin guy with glasses lol
or if you remember the last masked ball I was Hiro Nakamura
and please no supermarket vouchers :haha:
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ok I turned it on :bounce:
Now all I need is for the people that know me, there must be some after all this time to happily vouch for me and say I'am who I say I'am.
Blantant plug for myself I know, but don't ask dont get. :grin:
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In July & August I will be working and staying in leicester
I'm looking for couples, single females or parties in the area, please look at my profile and contact me if you want to chat some more. :cool:
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Quote by Ms_Whips
not a bad race all in all, a little confusing at time with the comentary not matching what we were viewing but i enjoyed it!
shame button couldn't have been closer though.
whips

i got a great new app for my iphone that gives you live timings and where they are on the track and what position, so even if they are watching back markers, i know when someone pits or goes of the track or overtakes. its great
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Quote by Cubes
.....the new Doctor?
IMHO he's definitely different, but I'm not sure if it's in a good or bad way. Mind you, Amy Pond is very easy on the eye, especially with the seams down the back of her police stockings! :twisted:

i was watching with my son and very nearly said a few times about amy pond, but as he's only 13 i had to bite me tounge a few times :haha:
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Quote by Steve
so am i the only one who thinks that after last year and again this year it's about time they changed the time of qualifying so they miss the rain?
whips

How about they just change the date so it doesn't clash with the end of the rainy season ...
Bad planning in my mind.....
Timing was deliberate to add a bit of spice to the race, but don't think they wanted this much rain
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The biggest problem with F1 is that you have two opposing thoughts going on at any time......
F1 is the pinnical of technical expertise and the drive is to be innovative, many of theadvances we see in everyday cars that we drive on the roads now have come from F1 design. The trouble is that many of these designs dont actually make good racing for spectators so there has to be a balance between innovitive design and exciting racing, that is one of the reasons why we have so many rule changes from one year to the next.
I have followed F1 for the last 30 years so know full well how things change, the trouble is technology moves so much faster these days that instead of changes being made from one year to the next they went to the next few races now its the next race.
If you inroduce things to make cars overtake more easily then you take away the very thing that keeps F1 the No 1 racing sport in the world, the advances in everyday motoring and the very reason car manufacturers enter the sport in the first place.
I do very much miss the 80's and watching real wheel to wheel racing but at what cost if we go back to far dunno
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Well that was better, at least it was more over taking. well not by shuey he could not get past alguersuari in the torro rosso rotflmao
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well such an anticipated start turned out to be a damp squid in my opinion sad
think we are going to have to wait till it comes back to Europe before we see the real cars.
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Quote by varca
one of the funniest i remember apart from the ball was a thread that started all very tame and then someone changed their avatar to a woolly jumper, this sparked everyone to do the same, cant remember what it was called to start with so having trouble searching it.

I think it was this was hon but everyone's changed their avatars now so it doesn't have the same impact :lol2:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/136961/120.html
thats the one although how you found that i have no idea, it does lose its funnier side without the avatars. I did like jaymar's qoute.
What has happened to my easy Sunday thread!!!!!!!!!! it's been hijacked with woolly sheeps! icon_
I go away for 2 hrs and look!
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one of the funniest i remember apart from the ball was a thread that started all very tame and then someone changed their avatar to a woolly jumper, this sparked everyone to do the same, cant remember what it was called to start with so having trouble searching it.
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i just read it again from superheros, had sooooo much fun that weekend i'm in for another.
rolleyes
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Was going to join chat but now have an unxpected guest and can't access chatroom from iPhone shame I really wanted to say hi to you all
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Im here wave
Ah champagne I love the stuff drinkies
Dont know if im a bit late but jere goes, it depends a lot on your taste preferences.
If you tend to drink wines that are not to dry and are very fruity then a decent cava or prosecco for about £8-10 with the latter being the better.
If you like them a bit dryer then the cheaper option is method champenoise pay about £12 there are some great ones from Australia Green Point and especially new zealand Cloudy Bay
Frome france look for cremant blanc de blanc
But for personally I love a bottle of Verve Cliquot for the really dry crisp biscuity taste or
bollinger for fuller flavoured champagne but they aint cheap.
Hope that helps, trouble is now i have to go and choose some wine for christmas day and all thid talk of champagne has got my taste buds going smile
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lots of it here in Hertfordshire :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
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I'm replying on my iPhone now, I can view everything except chat. That requires flash and apple don't allow that, just tried the playroom and same thing.
Facebook won't allow some stuff via safari, but if you download the app it's fine. All it takes is someone with an app licence to build one that allows flash
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I say here exactly what I would say in person, I tend to be economical on the nature of this forum to friends, but I dont tend to hold back in here or real life
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Quote by Kaznkev
Interesting timing this post lol
I was thinking fantasising just feeling rather horny and decided to put myself at the mercy of a couple to use for their and of cousre my sexual pleasure. Now Im straight and realise that if I'm to put myself in this position it's highly likely that male contact could arise, as I have said in my ad I'm not sure how far I would go, but I will try at least once because I want to experiance being used by another couple.
I have no idea how it will turn out, but as long as we all have fun smile

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just looked at where you live in relation to me sad
We do have roads in the north now wink
:haha: I dont need roads I have a 4x4 but I do need a trailer to carry all the desiel this damn thing drinks.
But did get me thinking I take a week of in the new year and drive around up there.
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Quote by Kaznkev
Interesting timing this post lol
I was thinking fantasising just feeling rather horny and decided to put myself at the mercy of a couple to use for their and of cousre my sexual pleasure. Now Im straight and realise that if I'm to put myself in this position it's highly likely that male contact could arise, as I have said in my ad I'm not sure how far I would go, but I will try at least once because I want to experiance being used by another couple.
I have no idea how it will turn out, but as long as we all have fun smile

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just looked at where you live in relation to me sad
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Quote by bouncy332
Interesting timing this post lol
I was thinking fantasising just feeling rather horny and decided to put myself at the mercy of a couple to use for their and of cousre my sexual pleasure. Now Im straight and realise that if I'm to put myself in this position it's highly likely that male contact could arise, as I have said in my ad I'm not sure how far I would go, but I will try at least once because I want to experiance being used by another couple.
I have no idea how it will turn out, but as long as we all have fun smile

we met with a young bloke one night for a threesome it was his first mmf experience and there was no bi action intended and this was made clear from the begining but his inexperience in such situations was made clear when mr b's hand unintentionally brushed against his and he jumped back crying out "i'm not gay" lol it was all we could do to hold in the giggles poor lamb
well yes im sure that would happen often and i would quite happily keep it straight as is my preference, but in my case i would like to have the experiance of being used by a couple for mutual satisfaction. I would say once i know someone my leanings are towards being dominant so this is very much the other end, but to have the experiance i suspect that i might have to except a certain amount of male contact.
Of course i would love the couple to be two females but i dont think i would get that lucky :haha:
I do remember hearing something alone the lines of all women are bi, but not men.
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Interesting timing this post lol
I was thinking fantasising just feeling rather horny and decided to put myself at the mercy of a couple to use for their and of cousre my sexual pleasure. Now Im straight and realise that if I'm to put myself in this position it's highly likely that male contact could arise, as I have said in my ad I'm not sure how far I would go, but I will try at least once because I want to experiance being used by another couple.
I have no idea how it will turn out, but as long as we all have fun smile