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Velvet__Lips
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 55
0 miles · Merseyside

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A male friend of mine admitted to me this weekend he once went without sex for 3 years. I was completely gobsmacked, I would have to be sectioned if I went without for that long!!! He didn't seem to think it was a big deal!
So, what is the longest you gone without sex and was it by choice ?
I haven't read any of Dan Brown's books yet, can anyone recommend an order to read them in ?
mine already had eyes and a big smile !!!!!!!!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I haven't really got a problem with body hair on men ( as long as its not too freaky) after all , it is quite manly.
However, I HATE FACIAL HAIR !!!! evil :evil: :evil:
Quote by lancyuk
lol marmalaid thats hash.
harsh but funny.

Do they sell drugs in the classified ads ????!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
A lick or a very gentle stroke to the back of the knees !!!
Gets me every time !!
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D
Hi pleasureseeker
I would just like to say you shouldn't assume that everyone on here is a swinger, the only safe assumption you could probably make is everyone here has an interest in sex and sexual relations, in whatever form that may take, hence the reason you are getting such strong and different opinions.
Secondly, I would like to ask if your wife has such a "straight laced" attitude to sex, why has it only just become a big problem now after 19 years, surely she hasn't only just adopted this attitude?
Have you thought about sex therapy?
I have nothing to hide ,and if it helps men have a better understanding of women, I'm happy to help out !!! lol
Quote by Brains
1. Frequency (how often do you do it
once a day
2. Reasons for masturabtion, not as silly as it sounds
two reasons, I'm horny or I'm stressed
3. Your age, do our younger ladies do it more than our more mature ladies
35
4. When did you first start to masturbate, you would be surprised at this one
about 26-27, can't quite recall
5. Tools and implements, what do you masturbate with.
currently the rabbit rabbit, before that my own fair hand!
6. Others, any other interesting facts
thats for me to know and the choesn few to find out !! biggrin
How about a frozen Crunchie ??? Apparently when your partner bites into the bar the "crunch" is very erotic !!
Any volunteeers ? biggrin :D :D :D :D
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My other half (skimpy) faints sometimes confused which was rather worrying when it first happened, I thought I had killed her surprised
Although, maybe she just nods off redface
So I guess her face can be like someone asleep biggrin
Not doing my sexual prowess any good here :oops:

Thats happened to me once or twice too. Take it as a compliement !! lol
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Random pic......Took this with my cam phone a couple of months ago....tickled me...

OH MY GOD !!!
I nearly pissed my pants when I saw this, I went on 1 date with this guy about 2 years ago. I didn't go out on a second date with him for very comical reasons which I won't go into to the (not so) innocent !!!!
Talk about a small world !!!
rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
I have been told I look quite a site when I cum, I had comments such as I look like I'm having a heart attack to looking like I'm being electrocuted !!! :shock:
The truth of the matter is, I really don't care what I look like, I'm having way too good a time !!! biggrin
Hi guys!
Want to open a debate out to you lot that I had earlier on today.
What phyical attribute would rate first, a person's face or figure ?
I appreciate we go for the "full package" in the end but in those first crucial few seconds, what do you study first?
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Well done Corrie !
I have been to Sharm El Shiekh and Mexico (also all inclusive) on my own and found by the end of the week I knew everyone in the hotel, people seem to take more interest or want to "take you under thier wing" when you are a lone female, and I don't mean this is in a pitying way, probably more to do with curiousity!
Seriously though, it is so empowering, you realise if you can holiday on your own then the world is your lobster!!!! lol
I hope you get to do it again soon x
"As for a turn off, I can't stand a scouser accent and it would turn me off sleeping with anyone who had one. "
Yep , you are off my list too !!!
Don't worry, I haven't taken offence, I realise its a big step for you to move from the Ba Ba of sheep to dulcet tones of a city slicker !!!!
Hi !
Just checked out your ad and photo, and I have to say , when did smiling go out of fashion !!!????
So many of the pics on the adverts look like they have been plucked straight off death row!!!!!!
Please smile boys !!!
xxxxx
There is no simple answer to this question. Just because the women who use this site like sex, doesn't mean we all like it in the same manner! Some will like the "cum and go" approach and some will be looking to develop a friendship with their buddy. As a starting point, it might be worth writing your advert around what you have to offer or what you are looking for. When I read through the adverts there is a certain content which will catch my eye, so the more detail you put, the more likely you are to press those buttons!!
I would also say I don't advertise myself as I would prefer to approach "my type" rather than be swamped with hundreds of unsuitable matches.
Hope this helps, good luck !
When I was younger I had a boyfriend in the army. I went down to Woking to a passing out parade for some of the new recruits he had been working with, only I "forgot " to go home afterwards! I spent the whole weekend hidden away in his room venturing out on occasion to christen the communal showers, the side room off the NAAFI and anywhere else we could get away with it !!!! lol The best weekend of sex I've ever had, and I'm sure the thought of being surrounded by lots of fit horny soliders was a major contributing factor!!
Would love to top this so I'm watching this thread with interest!!! biggrin
Hi there!
Like every woman I know, I have had moments of low self esteem about my body, it can be really hard to believe any partner of mine could find me attractive when they lust after Kelly Brookes, Halley Berry, etc. However, one comment a partner said to me has helped, he told me men are far too busy looking at the attractive bits to bother looking at the not so attractive bits, and this really made sense to me. He would re-affirm this by staring at my naked body like a half straved man would look at a roast dinner!
I would also suggest you take up a sport together, not just to lose weight but its a well known fact the the human body gives off "feel good" chemicals called endorphins which should give your girlfriend more of a sense of well being. I personally like kick boxing but it could be cycling, swimming, hill walking, whatever takes your fancy!
Hope this helps x
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i really don't mind.. i have been larger than average all my life..... when i player rugby at inside centre i was called "quick fat bastard" smile :)
it is a good point that there isn't a male equivilant of BBW...... how about "fat and fantastic" "large and loucious" "rotund and ravishing" .......
sean xxxxxxxxx

Love em all !!! lol :lol: :lol:
This is very interesting !!! A loose abbrevation which is used by women to describe themselves as larger than average and proud of it, has provoked a real reaction to the fact that they consider themselves beautifull!! My personal opinion is that everyone should consider themselves attractive for whatevers reasons they seem fit.
Its also interesting that there is no male equivalent to the term "BBW" . Maybe you all have bodies, perfectly acceptable to all !!! lol
lets be honest, women who describe themselves "BBW" just mean they are happy and cofindent with their size. There is also an element of honesty to this as well, its not about an assumption they (or I !) or automaticatly beautifull
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I was wondering what size you have to be to be considered a BBW ?
I'm not so shallow as to consider any size definitively beautiful, and you don't automatically become beautiful just because you are big. Frankly, "BBW" is no more than a euphemism, its literal meaning being presumptuous in the extreme.
"BBW" is more than a euphemism, like it or not, it is a general description and a category is used on this site.
Offence ??
That really surprises me, the women on here seem so confident, no matter what size they are confused
Hi Guys!
This is the first discussion I've started, so please be gentle with me !
I was wondering what size you have to be to be considered a BBW ? I understand this will be a matter of opinion, but it would be nice to gauge an average opinion for the purposes of correct advertising and to satisfy my curiousity!
Note, this is not a discussion about sexyness v size, I don't need to open a debate to tell me how sexy I am !!
lol
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Me thinks sexymale 21 is into humiliation as he keeps coming back for more !!!
Thanks for the advanced warning, if I had any thoughts of meeting up with you they have all gone now ! Last thing I want is to read a "blow by blow" account in the Forum !
Easier to get into Mary whitehouses' knickers !
BIg thanks guys ! Finally got in this morning !
xxx
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