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Velvet__Lips

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25 Nov 2005

Quote by Darkfire
One for the ladies (and the 'curious' amongst you)

Ooohhh Myyyyy!!
>>> dont mind me, I've just passed out in the corner over here
those thighs!! :twisted: :twisted: suddenly got very warm in here! biggrin

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Thighs ??? Oh yes, I hadn't got that far down !!! :D
I'm in Newscastle on wednesday night, but I have this vague feeling I might not be you type?! Please say it isn't so :upset:

24 Nov 2005

Well, I'm 5'3" and size 38 DD chest, maybe there is something to this !!!

20 Nov 2005

I saw it last night also!
I think I enjoyed it more than my 8 year old nephew, he didn't understand the references and humour related to the characters going through puberty. I cried at the sad bit at the end though,(won't spoil it for those who haven't seen / read it yet!)
Can't wait for the next one! :P

19 Nov 2005

Quote by Martin_M
Blimey, this is not right there are only negative answers here.

Morning Darling ! did you sleep well ? I hope my snoring didn't wake you !! biggrin

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I would like to say I'm quite looking forward to these improvements, for example I don't think getting into the chatroom is easy at all, I tried several times and only got in because a Mod helped me. I also think that the "cash generating" part of this site won't have anything to do with the forum, so I think once the natives calm down it will be business as normal.
And finally, I never met Mark so I'm not blinded by loyalty. The way I see it, he created a website, nurtured it until it had financial value and then he sold it without even a goodbye to the people who made it the success.
Thats the way the world is today, get used to it and try and see the possiblities the new owners could bring.

19 Nov 2005

Quote by Martin_M
ooooops Velvet
I feel like a naughty naughty boy now!, even my Cat chester seems to be scowning at me for not knowing that. So perhaps I better start reading back through all of these pages!!.

So you are a cat lover, have you met our friend Postie? Also likes our feline friends!
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19 Nov 2005

Quote by Martin_M
so whats the deal abot brown paper?
Sorry what was the offer as well, is the picture of your lips then?

Tut Tut Martin !!
You need to get with the program! (or at least read this thread!)
We have various punishments on here for those who are not devoted to the cause, you are about to set a new "newbie" record for receiving one !!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

19 Nov 2005

So Martin, Postie hasn't wrapped you up in brown paper yet?
My offer still stands ! :twisted:

18 Nov 2005

Quote by salt_n_pepper
that's it gone on high jack the thread :giggle:

Think its only fair to let him know what he is getting involved in!!

18 Nov 2005

Waiting with baited breath!!!
Shall I break him in gently or give him the full SH experience ???
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18 Nov 2005

]What I want to know is, can a girl still get a shag round here??
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28 Oct 2005

I love verbal interaction during sex, it gives you a whole new level of "connection".
This can apply to the romantic setting as well as the down right dirty scene.
As has been suggested, the easiest way to deal with this is to ask. I don't think men realise sometimes that they gain brownie points by doing just that, it shows you are listening and that you care enough to make an effort. We don't expect you to just know it all, how could you, we are all so individual !!!
Between now and when you next meet how about abit of text flirting, testing the boundries, sussing out whether she is into role play etc. Not only will it give you a couple of clues, it will also build the sexual tension.
I'm so jealous, I love this stage of a new friendship!!!
Good luck x

24 Oct 2005

Similar to others on here my childhood was horrific, I witnessed extreme violence, was moved with my younger sisters and brother several times from women's refuges ,safe houses, new "permanent" addresses etc, and had to change school each time.
But I have to say, it was the making of me, I'm so incredibly strong and determined now, I know there is almost nothing in life that can't be overcome and the icing on the cake is I have a relationship with my mum that is priceless to me.
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19 Oct 2005

"My name is XXXXXX, 54, 6ft tall, XXXXXX hair/eyes, medium build.
I live in XXXXXXXX, and travel up to Manchester quite regularly, staying in a Hotel nr XXXXXX, and am looking for some fun while I am up there
If you famcy keeping me company for some fun, please get in touch
Love the pic of one of your boobs, by the way
Would like to see both of them lol
Hope to hear from you soon "
This is my favourite so far, whats wrong with it you may ask? Well I've never had a pic of my boobs on here !!!!

18 Oct 2005

Quote by NemesisO3
lol im the wierd 2% =/ 9, 81, 9, 4, d, denmark, kestral, lemon

I thought of Kestral first but that is a bird not an animal so I ended up as a 98 % er !!!

16 Oct 2005

I'm with you Jim, I couldn't make head or tale of it either !
Almost asked for my back at the video shop !!! biggrin

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15 Oct 2005

My big favourite at the moment is "Angel" by Thierry Mugler. Heavenly !!!

15 Oct 2005

Completely disagree with this, it can too painfull and I have found some men who think lots of size = less effort required on their part !!
Give me eager and average any day !!!

15 Oct 2005

Hi lads and lasses !
I think the time has come to create my own avator, but this is easier said then done!
Firstly, i have no idea what type of image to use, photo, symbol etc. So the first help I need is suggestions, maybe you have developed some mental picture of me from the few posts I have written, or maybe you have seen images which you thought where quite cool but not suited to yourself.
Secondly, I'm a complete thicko when it comes to this techie stuff so I may need help re-sizing etc? Any volunteers ?
Anyway, you lovely, imaginative, witty lot, over to you !!!
P.S . There is a prize for the winning entry !!

11 Oct 2005

Quote by rob14973
All genuine females please post so i can take a look at ya. Fakers please post somewhere else
Robx

" Take a look at ya " :? :?
What do you think we are, the members of your own personal harem !!!!????

10 Oct 2005

I love you Postie for starting this thread , I've been dying to ask this question!!!
I 'm keen to discuss this subject because I have never been involved in "swinging" but have never felt as "at home" to discuss my life choices and sexual intimate details as I have in this forum.
I discovered this site by putting dogging into Google, out of pure curiousity. Once here I was "drawn in" in a way which is hard to describe, and after a couple of months of watching the photo adverts I finally replied to one of them. ( take note single guys with full balls, us single sex starved girls are out there, we just take our time with the vetting process!!! )
Anyway, had a fun-filled 4 months until he, sorry it ran out of steam, ( what can I say, Im very demanding !!! lol

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) I since met another hansome hunk and lets just say , the steam is still building !!!
I use this site for two reasons, cos I have a high sex drive and I'm between relationships (i have never been unfaithful ) and I don't see why I have to live without sex. Secondly, I have a job which means I'm either driving for hours/ days at a time or I'm working from home, either way its pretty lonely and the forum provides the "office gossip / interaction that so many people take for granted.
I hope this post demonstrates just how diverse a site like this can be .
:lol: xxx

10 Oct 2005

I've just got a cracking deal on Egypt ! This is the 3rd time I've been there, weather is fab, and the locals are very friendly.
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10 Oct 2005

I hope you got what you needed from this thread. Enjoy your diving.
Chris.
Bit of a Martini diver me, any time, any place, any buddy

Yes, got a much better idea now, thanks for your suggestions. Oh and by the way, I'm going to Taba so you stir up as much as you like in Sharm babe !!! xxx

10 Oct 2005

I started this thread for HELPFUL advice on diving, not for smart arse comments on dying whilst starting a new hobby or for it to turn into a slanging match !!!
Thanks Mal, not only for your very informative PM but also for ringing the bell after the first round !!!
xxx

10 Oct 2005

Quote by phil_osopher
Hi Velvet,
I am a PADI instructor, and I tend to agree that people shouldn't spend a part of their holiday training - it's much more fun to get the training out of the way first before you go on holiday.
Now, you can do part of the training here so that you'd only have to do 2 days training in open water when you get to Egypt (this is called 'a referral', where you do the classroom-work and pool-work here, then do the rest out in Egypt), or you can do all of the training here so that you can just get on and go diving when you get out there!
BUT if you decidde to do all of the training here, the question you have to ask yourself is this - at the moment, sea temperatures here are about 15 degrees Celsius and falling - you have to do 4 dives over 2 days in open water to qualify - so, as long as you think you can cope with these sort of temperatures (you'll have a fairly big wet-suit on, I'm sure) you should be OK.
The choice is yours!

Thank you Phil, this is just the type of advice I was looking for, you're a darling ! kiss

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10 Oct 2005

Yes, the type with the tanks on your back!
I need some advice about getting my PADI qualification. I'm going to Egypt in December and I was wondering whether to do some of the course here and complete whilst on holiday or just do all of the course in one go. I don't want to spend most of the week in a swimming pool when I have some of the world's finest diving sites on my doorstep. Can anyone suggest the best way to achieve my PADI and get the most out of my 1 week holiday.
Many thanks in advance ! xxx

8 Oct 2005

Allen Carr's book is brilliant, my mum had smoked for 43 years up to 60 a day and with the help of this book and nicotine patches she gave up 18 months ago and hasn't had one since.
Good luck, its worth all the effort in the end.
xxx

5 Oct 2005

opps, Mod please delete for me redface

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5 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
Help needed..... from all forum users....
Freckledbird and me have a bet going, that between today and Xmas, she will make 10 spelling mistakes in her posts anywhere on the Forum... and lose , and therefore have to get over her nerves and go to a club.... of her choosing...
Or else she doesn't make 10 mistakes and I have to pay a forfeit..... of her choosing. :shock:
Rules are:
Has to be on the forum.
Has to be quoted by someone else, or me.
FB can edit her spelling mistakes, if she can get it done before they are quoted...
Deliberate spelling mistakes are allowed for comedy purposes.... but have to be followed by an asterix*
OK, people , get grassing on her... I am soooo not wanting to paying that forfeit...

Dear postie, I'm thinking it could be more fun for you to do the forfeit, perhaps if freckledbird could enlighten us as to what she has in mind, then I could choose my side ! :lol:

3 Oct 2005

Absolutely brilliant !
I just wish I had a hen night planned so I could sing it on the charrabang to Blackpool !
Anyone want to marry me !! lol

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2 Oct 2005

I Actually went 22 years without and i married the girl who took my Virginity in 1986 and we are still together, and although we have been swinging on and off for 12 years or so we are still happy with each (could still have more if it was on offer) other and i wouldn't change anything about it biggrin

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WOW !! Suddenly 3 years doesn't seem so long ! It just goes to show that there is more that one way to a achieve a happy sex life !