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Vicky_uk
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 66
UK
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
I tend to look at whats in the fridge
if Im not too bad i get the wok out and do a stir fry or make a fratata
if I cant be arsed cheese on toast with a splash of lea n perins or a bacon butty
and you help yourself to room service trays too vicky lmaoooooooooooo
It was only the crisps ..........
you dragged me into the room before I could get at the sandwich
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A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Oh my God" he says, are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse?"
"No" she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher" :shock:
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Oh my God" he says, are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse?"
"No" she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher" :shock:
Sex God
OK Guys n Girls The Meet is on
Ive emailed Scandal to let him know myself and Omar have picked this up, and have found a venue, and also Hotel accomodation nearby if you need it, if you do please pm me as soon as possible as rooms are going fast
Time for the meet is - till closing time
the List as it stands is
NWC confirmed
Ginger-Jo - lift needed
Linda - confirmed
Fred - poss -Clair
Sexy Jo confirmed
Fabs- digs needed - c'mon folks who's puttin Fabs up?
DreamerHelen - you're in!
Popsucker
NW Frecks
HornyRed & Dino - poss
3someinPreston
Omar the wunderhorse -confirmed
Fembernie
Jas - poss
lpl2janssen
Vick_uk - confirmed
Lucyslovely - poss
3someinpreston
StretchArmstrong
annepaul
Mistress_sassy - poss
Mike North
John NW
Can you please confirm if you are going or post if you wish to join us
Any Pm's please direct them to me then there wont be any crossed wires
I will pm details of the venue on tuesday night and wednesday morning to those who have confirmed to me that they are coming
Weve also arranged a discount for couples if they wish to visit the new swingers club that has opened details of that will be given at the social.
Hope to see you all Friday at
Vicky
Ive emailed Scandal to let him know myself and Omar have picked this up, and have found a venue, and also Hotel accomodation nearby if you need it, if you do please pm me as soon as possible as rooms are going fast
Time for the meet is - till closing time
the List as it stands is
NWC confirmed
Ginger-Jo - lift needed
Linda - confirmed
Fred - poss -Clair
Sexy Jo confirmed
Fabs- digs needed - c'mon folks who's puttin Fabs up?
DreamerHelen - you're in!
Popsucker
NW Frecks
HornyRed & Dino - poss
3someinPreston
Omar the wunderhorse -confirmed
Fembernie
Jas - poss
lpl2janssen
Vick_uk - confirmed
Lucyslovely - poss
3someinpreston
StretchArmstrong
annepaul
Mistress_sassy - poss
Mike North
John NW
Can you please confirm if you are going or post if you wish to join us
Any Pm's please direct them to me then there wont be any crossed wires
I will pm details of the venue on tuesday night and wednesday morning to those who have confirmed to me that they are coming
Weve also arranged a discount for couples if they wish to visit the new swingers club that has opened details of that will be given at the social.
Hope to see you all Friday at
Vicky
Sex God
Quote by da69ve
......most of the time it is in good fun....
Lets be honest here some of the time its not. Its just pure sarcasm and people try to outdo each other making the person who posted feel small, and stupid
The number of times ive cringed, and felt sorry for new people posting on here is increasing I will be honest theres times I dread posting on here too, and Im not new
yeah we do have the idiots.......but we also have genuine people, who are just a bit nervous and dont explain fully.
If theres one thing that will make new members run, its being jumped on, sure they post questions we seen before, they havent seen it being new. And i for one am not scrolling through every topic to see if it has been covered before..............would you?
This site has been going for a while now...........and yes Questions will be duplicated......if youve seen it before....dont jump in with a a link to previous answers lets see what the new members have to say. encourage people to add to the thread, not put them off entirely. I for one think new members bring new perspectives, and ideas, lets read them
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Quote by debz4u
Right all you swinging fun people out there. Any answers please
And not sure if its been done before but it is linked to swinging so ill ask .
A swinging newbie friend of mine (female) has met a guy off the ad section. all goes well meets up does the buisness in a club great night had a laugh /ect
but now after that night hes not answerd her texts emails pms and has completly ignored her
It has happend to me but ages ago and i wiser now but i still dident understand at the time.
.I meen are ads say everything about us so not trying to lie about ourselfs.
what you see is what you get .my friend said he had no ad number.
we tryed to come up with reasons why its happend i thought swinging was honest and i carnt see the point in lieing if she wasent for him thats fine . but why ignor
Can I just ask a couple of questions, when they agreed to meet was it just for the one meet, or was it to be a regular thing if they got on, as shag buddys
and did he say ty for a great night when they parted company.
Because if it was just for a one off meet then thats what she got.
If not then hes been an ass and should at least reply, one way or another.
And saying ty at the end of the night is common curtesy on both sides
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
i have winnie piglet and eeyore
got it b4 a certain wigan gal banned me from disney store for showing her up
too right I did you were shouting " I wanna Pooh " in a loud voice :shock:
My House keys have a cartoon character from top cat
My car keys (which i havent used for 5 years) has a security number via Halifax, picture of my eldest grandaughter on it, and a williams fob Nigel Mansell gave me
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Are you being a figment of someones imagination again Naughty.
next thing you know i'll hear Tipton is not a mythical green land with golden streets and unicorns
It is isn't it? :shock:
with you the Lady Godiva of the village, trotting round on your unicorn delivering wisdom to the chav masses
Now that I gotta see pmsl :shock: :shock:
