Quote by lynnmarie68uk
They definatly do Vicky
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< goes off to prepare the naughty corner
just looked at what youve got out ready :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Vicky_uk
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 66
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Talking of women from Wigan - Does anyone know the difference between a woman from Wigan n a Sealion???
........... No, sorry, can't do it. I'm only new and daren't!!
one has lots of facial hair & smells of fish
the others a sealion?
Think these 2 need sorting out eh lynn
As for you sarge you got to get past me to get into the NW Munch remember :twisted:
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I read this in a Local paper this morning, and it made me chuckle, hope it brightens your day with a smile
Three men were bragging how they’d
given their new wives “duties"
The First had married a woman from Leigh
And bragged that she was going to do every household chore.
She was trained in 3 days
The Second man married a woman from St Helens,
trained her in household duties and she was soon perfect
clean dishes washed and a huge dinner on the table
when he got in from work.
The Third man married a Wigan girl.
He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean,
wash dishes, mow the lawn, do the laundry and have hot meals on the table
three times a day
The man said that on the first day he didn’t see any of the jobs done. It was the same on the second day. And by the third day, most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and mow the lawn
Three men were bragging how they’d
given their new wives “duties"
The First had married a woman from Leigh
And bragged that she was going to do every household chore.
She was trained in 3 days
The Second man married a woman from St Helens,
trained her in household duties and she was soon perfect
clean dishes washed and a huge dinner on the table
when he got in from work.
The Third man married a Wigan girl.
He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean,
wash dishes, mow the lawn, do the laundry and have hot meals on the table
three times a day
The man said that on the first day he didn’t see any of the jobs done. It was the same on the second day. And by the third day, most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and mow the lawn
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Quote by the_Laird
Guess who feels a fool
Do forgive me I have met the Laird and Lady Fee before
Its my bad memory Im sorry
Thats OK Vicky, with your permission..................I'll slap your ass next time we meet
xx
As long as you kiss it better afterwards ;)
Love Commando- your added babes
Debz4u - your welcome hunni
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for a first visit its £70 for a single that includes a years membership, any visits after that is £20 per visit
if you can team up with a fem it will cost you £15 for both of you
Paul it opens at 12
Dont know about the others but im planning to get there - 1 today
see you all there
if you can team up with a fem it will cost you £15 for both of you
Paul it opens at 12
Dont know about the others but im planning to get there - 1 today
see you all there
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bombardier babes get yourself known on here or in chat at the moment your on the reserve list. Once your established then ile move you onto the reserve list
Im sorry Tom never mind maybe next time
Clair more than welcome hun
Were you wanting an invite Talia or just a meet with gord ?
Im sorry Tom never mind maybe next time
Clair more than welcome hun
Were you wanting an invite Talia or just a meet with gord ?
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Quote by bluexxx
Drinkies for 5 days :shock: :shock: :shock:
My diary is a work and I'm not, so I don't know if I have anything already on, but if nothing, organising a social drinkes / mini munchie type thingy could easily be possible with a few of the Manchester A-Team. Would you be up for that MikeC?
sounds like a good plan
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Dundeecpl - oooooooh will be lovely to see you there
gord you sure were on about the same munch here?
Icecool- more than welcome
CuddlySimon - be a pleasure to see you there babe now your a Munch veteran lol
red_931 n Iain_nw your both welcome
LinnetsCpl- wouldnt be a munch without you
NomadSoul- your added babe
gord you sure were on about the same munch here?
Icecool- more than welcome
CuddlySimon - be a pleasure to see you there babe now your a Munch veteran lol
red_931 n Iain_nw your both welcome
LinnetsCpl- wouldnt be a munch without you
NomadSoul- your added babe
Sex God
Well ive finally woken up
What a wonderfull night last night was
Big ty to Sarah & Dammy for taking this on at short notice well done
Ice Pie ty for yet another lovely badge, and yes he wore his kilt in the true manner I groped his bum to check
Clair TnH for their stirling work last night
im so glad you stood 3 steps down to hug me Tnh I would'nt have been able to otherwise *yes im a short arse
To our lovely DJ's Alison and Carla what a wonderfull job you did, I couldnt keep off the dancefloor the music was so good
Tune Essence I finally met you 
Was lovely meeting all the new Munchers Hope to see you at Yorks
Theres too many names to mention without forgetting some. I just want to say ty for the hugs, the conversations, the odd bum grope, and for your excellent company last night I had a wicked night
Last but not least ty to bassman for your company and cuddles
What a wonderfull night last night was
Big ty to Sarah & Dammy for taking this on at short notice well done
Ice Pie ty for yet another lovely badge, and yes he wore his kilt in the true manner I groped his bum to check
Clair TnH for their stirling work last night
im so glad you stood 3 steps down to hug me Tnh I would'nt have been able to otherwise *yes im a short arse
To our lovely DJ's Alison and Carla what a wonderfull job you did, I couldnt keep off the dancefloor the music was so good
Tune Essence I finally met you
Was lovely meeting all the new Munchers
Hope to see you at YorksTheres too many names to mention without forgetting some. I just want to say ty for the hugs, the conversations, the odd bum grope, and for your excellent company last night I had a wicked night
Last but not least ty to bassman for your company and cuddles
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Thank you so much Dave n Alex for letting me stay your great hosts
Was sooooooooo good to see you both again
Just sorry I crawled back into my bed instead of my ususal tidying up in the morning
Was a great pre and apres Munch Party
the food was lovely well when we could get near it with pepper sitting there saying its mine its mine :shock:
marcuso met his match he slapped one bum too many lol
David you passed that glass of wine to pebbles then chatted to her as she drank it then did the same again oh and wear that suit again soon corrrrrrrrrr *comes over all weak at the knees*
Was lovely seeing everyone there ty for the great company all of you
Was sooooooooo good to see you both again
Just sorry I crawled back into my bed instead of my ususal tidying up in the morning
Was a great pre and apres Munch Party
the food was lovely well when we could get near it with pepper sitting there saying its mine its mine :shock:
marcuso met his match he slapped one bum too many lol
David you passed that glass of wine to pebbles then chatted to her as she drank it then did the same again oh and wear that suit again soon corrrrrrrrrr *comes over all weak at the knees*
Was lovely seeing everyone there ty for the great company all of you
