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Vix
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
UK
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Quote by devondelight
Well, I'm in bed.
<---- also not tired
God this woman is insatiable
How many you got in there with you Vix ... do you stack em under the bed as spares and pull one out as and when you need em ... if you have any spares can you pass em on to me please
:worship: :worship: DD
Please forgive me... were you in room 212 (IcePie's room), at some point last night, too?
Quote by Devon1
I'm sure Dambuster, Jas, Tim, Vix, Marcuso etc, will pass on their points of view when they get home.
I REALLY did not want to comment on this, but I feel like you were requesting our input.
We all should have known it was a public venue. It was in the PMs.
We were approached by the vanillas, not the other way round. I think they enjoyed themselves, because we were invited clubbing by two differrent people, and because of the lovely post, that opened this thread.
Quote by AndyWolves
Wow Gem, certainly more than the average two-and-a-half Standard British Handfuls I'd say...
All this talk of weighing Gem's cleavage reminded me of a naff chat-up line a mate (honest) of mine used to chat girls up when we were out....
...went along the lines of:
Mate: "can I give you a quid to weigh your tits?"
Girl: "errrrrr, go on then"
<<exchange of cash followed>>
Mate: <<With hands enthusiatically waving girls tits about>> "Waaaahheeeeeeey"
...the good ole days eh?!
Andy
See, when you're a woman, you don't need the corny lines. I tend to just go up and grab what's there. A (female) friend of mine, who NEVER does things like this, was incredibly pissed the other weekend and came up to me in the pub, grabbed both my nipples, thru my shirt, and jaggled my tits up and down.
Took me quite by surprise, I can tell you, but was not an unpleasant experience.
Men, for me.
Women (and I am about to make sweeping generalisations, so forgive me, all SH women are excluded) want to talk about kids; have no interest in things mechanical; know feck all about politics; like to wear different clothes every time they go out the door and don't understand why any one might not want to do the same; worry too much about food, can't hold their drink, not that they drink that much in the first place; have no sense of humour about themselves; hate it when you stare at their tits; pretend they've never done such a thing, ever, if you belch; are too damn sensible.....
... I think I'd better stop.
Women (and I am about to make sweeping generalisations, so forgive me, all SH women are excluded) want to talk about kids; have no interest in things mechanical; know feck all about politics; like to wear different clothes every time they go out the door and don't understand why any one might not want to do the same; worry too much about food, can't hold their drink, not that they drink that much in the first place; have no sense of humour about themselves; hate it when you stare at their tits; pretend they've never done such a thing, ever, if you belch; are too damn sensible.....
... I think I'd better stop.
