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Vix
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
UK

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Fancy dress is a ball-ache, and, let's be honest, we are pretty damn fancy as it is!
Taxi driver taking 4 of us to the Plymouth-gate venue "Oh, you're the third lot in fancy dress I've driven, tonight"
We were not in fancy dress!!
Thank you for submitting your leave application, medearie.
This is living proof of it's necessity - now I know you're off on your jollies, I'll not be worried sick, coz you're not posting, and therefore annoying you with messages on your phone, etc.
Yes, I have been worried sick about a site member before, only to find out later, he was working a double shift and not able to get to a 'puter/phone for 48 hrs.
He's banned now, but that's another story.
Shall I stop whittering, now?
I hate anal. It ain't gonna happen.
I have reasons.
Judge me.
Quote by BiWelshMinx
I went there once-

So did Dr Foster.
Never went there again, as I recall.
OK, Cardiff is a good pubcrawl city, but Bristol is prolly easier for most.
Uh huh, NN, beat me to it.
Longhairs are my weakness.
My enjoyment of talking about the same things over and over and over and...
That's what got me into swinging. rolleyes
Quote by MidlandsBob
Sounds like a good idea tatty.
How about nekkid twister on crimbo afternoon?
Followed by blindfold put the **** in tatty?

OK, I am at a loss.
Put what, exactly, in Tatty?
Eggs? Fish? Leaf? Cats? Mice? Stew? Foot? Hand? Fork?
So many options....
Don't care about the clothes, just wear your hair long, chaps.
I paid for 2 dances in Hamsterjam. The girls were dancing on the bar and I got 2 very tactile, sucky-nipple-dances. (I asked if touching, etc, was allowed, first). Worth every €, I can tell you!
The girls got a very busy night after that!!
Run, Meaty, run.
You think she's annoying on here? Wait till you meet her!! lol
There's no word blindness, she is typing a true phonetic faximilie of her verbalisation.
Not drinking quite yet.
I take it this means we have met?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
oh the irony

I can hear you saying that.
Amazing really, because if we have actually met, I have no recollection.
Quote by marmalaid
Give that man next to you a snog from me.
Oh, give one to Reese too if he's about :grin:

Will do, darlin'.
Wait till you meet Nelson, my new perma-house-guest.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Postie why my head dunno, i could think of much nicer and better places to mess with :P

Are you getting a complex??? confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
It's her head. No complexity involved.
(sorry HR)
Quote by marmalaid
Ok as Gen Sec what do I need to do? please say shag because I'm really horny right now :twisted:
C x

Hows about I pop over with my trusty Constitution we both paw over it, getting down to the real nitty gritty, making sure that we both fully grasp the finer points. I'm sure after a little sweating we could turn out a solution.
Alternatively, we could shag!
Always a tryer, eh Chris?
Morning, love.
Quote by mistress_sassy
Union, did someone mention union? Can I do recruitment, horizontal of course? :twisted:

For Health & Safety reasons, recruitment should be horizontal, natch.
For pointing this out, Sassy, I believe you should be Recruitment Orifice.
Sacred Samhain,
See sufferiing, silently.
Sleepiy slip, sweet Swingers!
^Haiku for Hallowe'en.
lol
Don't really do Christmas, as kids are always at their dads for it. However, saying "Come to ours" might not suit most.
"Ours" being a tad remote, and in a grave-yard.
Still, good luck with what you get going. biggrin
Quote by flapjackboy
Yep, all those photos that you see in the SH album have been digitally edited by secret government forces. None of this is real. The matricks has you.

Who has logged in as Flappy? He would not make this mistake.
Thank you Sister Calista.
Informative as ever.
Postie, maybe you shoul be Communications Officer?
Marms for Official Gobshite (same as Comms Officer, but less formal)
Sister Calista - seconded.
(You know, between Postie & I, I believe we have the entire wardrobe.)
Comrades, some time ago we banded together a unified group of like-minded eejits as the SHUnion.
The search button is not my friend.
Can anyone else find it? If not, can I please nominate Postie as Gen Sec?
Anyone seconding that?
Vix, Prez - SHU
The same reason I ended up eating breakfast with the Millwall football team, on Sunday morning, at
Jas - it was worth it!
You must now email us all a copy of your avatar photo, and await the decision.
HTH
Ooooh, you poor sod!
He'll get you a new ring though, eh?
lol
I really don't understand. It's not like you were accused of living in Swindon.