Well, I voted "witty and entertaining" as this is how Postie always is.
See? I can be nice.
I suffered from a couple months (I think) of spontaneous orgasm.
Yes, I suffered with it, it was exhausting and embarrassing.
I got meds to cure it.
Yes, I really did want it cured and yes, so would anyone who got it.
Look, I'm blonde and pretty, I need things spelled out to me!
Bloody hell Clare, and I was just gonna ask Venus where she'd been all this time, then I realise the thread is a year old!!
Talking of where people have been... You and Steve come out of hibernation?
Oooh, *rubs hands with glee* you so will wish you never asked!!
I have MS.
I have serious muscular pain and mobility problems.
One of the best things about good sex is the endorphines. Even though my brain is packed with empty space (lesions) these days, bizarrely the endorphines still get through!
Get her smoking* some good weed and that will relax the muscles and slow the spasms. Unfortunately, the smoke tends to dehydrate one, so you may need lube. Durex "play" is good, cheap and available in supermarkets.
I'll PM you my URL, too, as I can't put it here, on the forum.
*I know we're not to discuss drugs, but this is medicinal and very relavent to sex.
We knew that I was in the top 10 Google responses if you type in the word "tits", (<- is chuffed by that) but we have just realised that our SH ad is NUMBER ONE on the list if you put in "well-endowed couple"!!
How much bigger can my ego become??
Nothing "persuaded"us.
We were out on the town, we got chatting with this guy, we nipped back home to drop off some stuff, we ended up snogging and fell into bed together, like you would in a one on one situ, out on a Saturday night.
Never looked back.
Where'd he go? Goddamnit (Janet), bloody scared him off.
*grumble, mumble, gripe, grumble*
Might as well go to w*rk, tomorrow, if this is gonna be how it is. You find someone with a marvellous grasp of the English language (as well as Italian, no doubt) and they vanish.
Gonna go to the garden and eat worms, now.
Never heard of it before, but helped me.
What was your question, again?
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No, Ice, can't think of any.
Welcome aboard, sweetheart.
My twopenn'orth? I think it is more to do with the fact that the younger men, possibly, are not getting any from the younger women. Mainly because they're afraid to ask, IMHO. So they think the "older" woman will be "grateful"
Personally, I don't care, as long as they have the equipment!!
Partial as I am to giving, I wanna get some!
I don't care if you like it, just do it to me. Lots.
(No surprise to anyone who may have been in room 212, after Plymouth-gate)
Agricola?
Any one seen Agricola?
thanks hun 
