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Vvvweplayboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 43
0 miles · Greater London

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I am organising an MMF in London for a horny female fuck buddy and we need an extra guy to satisfy her need for hard cock and hot spunk! wink
Here are her criteria, please don't get in touch unless you match them:
- face pic essential
- 9" + cock
- very heavy cummer able to blow a really heavy load
- in good shape physically, no beer bellies
- over 6ft
- able to get to central London easily
She is a bit of a Danni Minogue lookalike, slim, great ass, and an incredible cocksucker. I am vetting all guys and kinda acting like her pimp (which turns her on!) for this so message me directly.
Guys who take her fancy will get invited to her private album.
Completely genuine ad.
Thanks
I've grown very fond of SH down the years, and have enjoyed the way its evolved, but I was wondering which other adult dating sites people rate?
A while ago I paid up for Adultfriendfinder which I can't stand, and truly regret paying for (it's riddled with spammers, and the functionality considering its turnover/profit is really poor), while FabSwingers doesn't really agree with me either, with its tiny images.
I heard good things about one called SDC, but haven't had a chance to look too closely at it yet, and am noticing more and more pop-up adds for others, but I'd love to hear people's thoughts on what else is out there...
W
Hi all - just to let all you cpls and single fems know I am available for meets in London and around, and even further if your profile really gets me going...
I'm discrete, polite, well-educated and come with some decent assets (9", very very heavy cummer - see my video). I'm also experienced, having done gangbangs and MMFs, FFMs and lots more.
Anyway if anyone is interested in hooking up and think you match my "likes" then, drop me a line...
Will
I'll tell you how my weeks normally go. I'll log on to SH on, say, a Thursday or Friday to find new messages usually from a couple, asking me to meet that weekend.
Problem is, I'm often booked up in advance, and these horny messages arrive just too late...
This weekend, however, I'm free as a bird so...
If any sexy singles or couples are in need of an extra 9" this weekend, I am more than willing to help out!
Message me if you're keen.
Will x
Like it says on the tin, check out my pics and profile and if you're a single fem or a couple after some fun today get in touch...can travel.
Thanks
lol got your attention?!
I hope so. I am a fun-loving, reasonably well-endowed sgl male looking for fun in the South this weekend, and that includes tonight.
Cpls and single fems most welcome, can't accom but am willing to travel/share hotel costs/have alfresco fun in the gorgeous weather...
Anyone interested take a look at my pics and profile and message me if you think you can put me to good use!
Deary me there are a lot of ass fetishists on here...male and female...and I'm one of them!
I know! You should be ashamed of yourself BIoke, with such an outrageous accusation! Shame on you.
Now, where's my rod?
Yeah, then we'll see what you're really made of BIoke!
And also, back to the original point of the thread for just a moment - do the panel believe that if I added a video of, say, me blowing an enormous load everywhere that might prove enticing to cpls/single fems?
And on a purely technical level for my thread profile I can't seem to upload my stomach shot, and it has decided to upload my slightly macho (and ridiculous!!??) arms shot instead!
Answers on a carrier pigeon please.
W
Thanks BIoke, I try my best!
And no we can't shag now, unless you somehow furnish me with a roomfull of suitably attractive women wearing not much! Then I'll consider it! (at best!) wink
Yeah admin removed the disclaimer and on reflection it probably is quite unnecessary, but then again, if it were to dissuade "Swingers Uncovered" on Sky1 (or some similarly named show!) featuring your profile on their prime-time slot, then I think many people would be in favour of it. But all a mountain out of a molehill anyway really.
Re: the "her husband's tiny cock" quote, she really did say that, and for some couples the cuckold scenario is a real turn-on, so I don't completely agree on that. But maybe it does send out the wrong messages, so I'll probably delete it. Good constructive criticism that.
And in unrelated news, has anyone else woken up feeling insanely horny? I feel like I'm fit to burst...
Must be that premature summer weather we're having...
Yeah ok Tune, perhaps I am fighting a losing battle on that front, but being a bit of an ass fetishist (women only BIoke!) I owe it to myself to at least try??!
And honestly, these moaning women, how hard can taking a 9" cock in your ass seriously be? wink
I await the inevitable abuse! lol lol
Your signature's not the only thing that's enticing Sassy, that ass looks seriously inviting too...
Love your signature by the way BIoke, and yours Sassy-Seren...
And Sassy - have msg'd you about both your age restrictions...and London!
And on the subject of profiles without getting too "corporate"(!) about all of this I do think that bullet boys are a good way of conveying info succinctly without drowning people in dense text!
W
Quote by TheLovelyOne
I don't know. I'll watch some of the matches just for the thighs redface

Why DO rugby players have such biteable thighs :shock: surprisedops: :giggle:
To torment us ! :twisted:
Do my thighs qualify as "biteable"?
Well, what can I say? Thanks very much guys, good to know the profile's hitting the right spots. Although I am STILL getting loads and loads of mails from single bi and gay males. May have to spell out in even clearer fashion that I'm not looking for that...
In other news, saw this disclaimer on someone's profile and thought it was a good idea to put it on mine too...
WARNING: Any institution or person using this site or any of its associated sites for study or projects - You do not have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current or future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice as well.
Thanks for the advice guys, have just discovered some old photos on the hard drive and uploaded them, have a look if you like x
Thanks guys, glad to hear I'm on the right track, and will change that profile pic now.
And yep, my "v" button has a mind of its own!
W
Hi all,
Relatively new to the site having only joined as a full member recently, and am looking to improve my profile.
Very keen to hear all and any opinions, and would welcome constructive feeback.
Thanks all, appreciate it.
W