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27 Nov 2007

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oh and Gok Wan tho he is probably very fanciable except for me probably not being his "type"
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27 Nov 2007

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27 Nov 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
A pint of anything that cures a shitty cold pls barkeep :-)

I think you'd better have a Lemsip lol

Lemsips are OK for girlie colds but this is a man cold...
Needs a heavy duty remedy ;-)Aww mallock i didn't realise it was so serious,I don't think there is a cure for that :cry:

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27 Nov 2007

might be a good idea to switch your phone off before getting down to any fun next time :giggle:

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27 Nov 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
A pint of anything that cures a shitty cold pls barkeep :-)

I think you'd better have a Lemsip lol

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26 Nov 2007

Quote by Cherrytree
I want you :cheers:

U knew ut

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26 Nov 2007

Quote by Cherrytree
I think I go for the hugs. Anyone wanna hug me, please go ahead

naw i go for the passionkiss

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26 Nov 2007

naw i think you all want me really :giggle:
best be loadsa post after confirming this!

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26 Nov 2007

i hate you all biggrin

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26 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards

slip sliding awaaaaaay! biggrin

yup then fingermarks knee marks and spunk stains ruin the look of it lolcillit BANG! is your friend :giggle:
Is that from experience?
killit bang on me coffee tableee noooooooooooooo just the bang will do lolsaucy devil biggrin

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26 Nov 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards

slip sliding awaaaaaay! biggrin

yup then fingermarks knee marks and spunk stains ruin the look of it lolcillit BANG! is your friend :giggle:
Is that from experience?well i wouldn't recommend anything I hadn't test drived myself :giggle:

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26 Nov 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
depilating
lp

thats sounds painful :twisted:

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26 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards

slip sliding awaaaaaay! biggrin

yup then fingermarks knee marks and spunk stains ruin the look of it lolcillit BANG! is your friend :giggle:

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26 Nov 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren

I find a bit of jiggy jiggy limb mingling puts me in a happy place :grin:

ah that's a HORNY place...totally different :twisted:
Happy place for me would be Christmas Day when my Dad was alive and my son home from abroad, the whole family sat around the table stuffed to the brim with turkey and chatting over coffee and mince pies biggrin

My horny place is in my ex's very secluded garden, stark naked with the sun beating down on my back as I give him a BJ :twisted:but my horny place makes me happy..
ok a quiet amble by the sea or a river looking out onto the waves..silence apart from the rumble of the water..bliss

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26 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
on the coffee table isnt good cos i have to polish it afterwards

slip sliding awaaaaaay! biggrin

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25 Nov 2007

ok have to ask what are swinging pants

I was wondering the same thing confused

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I keep thinking about Trevor and Simon off Live and Kicking, doing their 'swing your pants' song in the singing corner, but i am pretty sure Pinks pants are nothing to do with that lol

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25 Nov 2007

I did it...its NOT big and its NOT clever, and I have also aided and abetted the SMITE enemy by spreading it on toast for Mr B at breakfast time.

And then you kissed him after didn't you?
just to rub yeasty treats into mrs B's wounds :giggle:

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25 Nov 2007

I think if you'd held out a little longer Tan you may have gotten him to throw in a couple of packets of Garibaldi's too biggrin

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25 Nov 2007

some people are suggesting that the marc/cerys thing was contrived confused

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25 Nov 2007

Glad your week has taken a turn for the better Mrs B.
I find a bit of jiggy jiggy limb mingling puts me in a happy place :grin:

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24 Nov 2007

Quote by winchwench
Now you've gone and proved the point, haven't you? Any newbies looking at this thread will take one look at the banter twixt you two, think we're all fecking nuts, and scarper!
Anyone know the 'phone number for Ghostbusters?

I've never met him before in my life ..honest lol

but all newbies re totally welcome *mwah*

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24 Nov 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
a cautionary note:remember what happened to Steve Irwin :shock:

he was awoken with a start, splashing drool on his rare-hide-headboard?
lpyou have insider knowledge we all are not privy to :huh:

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24 Nov 2007

a cautionary note:remember what happened to Steve Irwin :shock:

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24 Nov 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
keep a slot warm for me.

why on earth did they let you in here...ohhh, right,...hello!
lpthey couldn't resist my natural charm flipa

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24 Nov 2007

a treasure chest to put it all in confused

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24 Nov 2007

Quote by winchwench
Thought so. Thats why, against my superior wit & intellect he didn't stand a ghost of a chance. :smug:

what a spectre-cal lol

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24 Nov 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
taxi for westwitch!

I'll turn into the WorstWitch if you're not careful, TrayBoy :dry:
Now stop bantering- people will think we're a couple! blink

I'mmm not bantering WonkWink, it's londonspookthing
lp i'm trying to refrain myself from saying worstwank...damn i said it soooory redface

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24 Nov 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
keep a slot warm for me.

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23 Nov 2007

Quote by winchwench
Crikey! Not very pretty though, are they
I've been a good girl already & Pm'd a forumite with a link to something I'd seen that I thought their fellow forumite partner would like. :smug:

a good deed done winchy wink

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23 Nov 2007

.theres a fantastic documentary on the discovery channell soon..

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